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  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lalalalalalalalala wooooooooooiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee him belly mus buss to rasssss lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Morning morning good morning no man fuss good laff mi get inna a minute lmaoooooo di man drap likka ripe breadfruit Bluppp :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • mz.B says:

    BUDUF BAF!!!! THATS ONE RASS DROP… :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • bye bye summer sun says:

    no mi would a stop keep dance lmfaooo

  • Misty says:

    DWL an the eediat still a pour champagne pan the man like him no see seh dem put him inna coma till him freeze…

  • :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • LUNDUN says:

    good day met

    good day metters

    jah know star, mi deh yah a seh a when di joke ago cum yo, but like god, it neva cum when i want it to cum, but it came at di right time can i get a amen!!!!

    mi seh!!!!! di man drop like big wata head baby shalama shalama!! :ngakak

    an is like di fall knock di wind outta him, so him affi stretch out an gadda di pieces a him head side b4 him can assume di complete upright position.

  • Met says:

    morning mi seh click click click what a sweet drop oo

  • Regular Peepa says:

    Metttttttttttttttttt… mi mawnin mekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha … so mi did ah wonda weh de joke deh (lthough mi did ah laff di fatty in di black legginz)… mi neva expect dis… tonks very much!

  • LUNDUN says:

    mi seh met, mi pull up di drop bout 4 times :ngakak

    di drop all have sound effects: pluck!

    mi belly, mek a go pull it up again :ngakak

  • Met says:

    morning a same ting did happen to mi man it did a get boring and mi seh mek a watch………..di drop dies meh :hammer

  • Nom de Plume says:

    Where is health and safety when you need em? f000ing set a idiots.

  • Wow! That hurts

  • Yep! says:

    Unu show likkle bit a compassion nuh man…But Seriously though… :nerd…is the floor arite? :nerd

  • Yep! says:

    I like how he tried to play that shit off like he was doing push ups…I laughed so hard til piece a chicken fly dung mi throat..Now that is what you call champagne splashing :hammer

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak *tears & belly cramp*

  • Met says:

    yeppie and di claat whey him head get him supposed to dizzy

  • english rose says:

    mi belly mi head mi rasscloth back no sah mi deh ya a watch and a think say a 1 a the woman them clothes a go buss out or something like that but notting could have prepared me for this big ass drop weh the man a try style out like him a do push ups

  • simplicity says:

    a wakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :tkp

    man bloodclaat dung mi sey him get up inna de push up position nd de dutty bwoy still a wet him up…:tkp

    a 3:45 de real deal stawt mah belly :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • ice man says:

    you can tell he is a rookie first time getting wet up with champagne keep calm rookie when getting wet up dwl

  • goodso says:

    Dis is wan knw if de baby inna him belly ok… :ngakak

  • BK says:


  • MNL says:

    Afteroon Met, lmfaooo u know seh mi never wan laugh but the second time mi watch it mi couldn’t hold it in. Is like di champagne start a war with him and di grung and the floor win

  • Met says:

    ____________________________________________________________ and before him stay down him a do push up

  • Cc says:

    A him belly haul him dung lol

  • goodas says:

    u see big belly can come in handy too….it cushioned his fall….hahahahahahahahah….mi cyaa stop laugh…no sah…lol

  • Cham says:


  • MAMACITA says:

    All I know is….him get a bloodclaat lick pan him farrid. Mi laff till mi almost piss mi thong. nuh drop good. Smaddie tell mi bout a big belly man wha drop offa di top a one stairs an buss him raas belly…..a scoop dem haffi scoop up di tripe an rush him a hospital. An him live fi talk bout it. Dis bredda lucky say him nuh fall far from grung cause mi woulda sorry fi him. Lmaoooooooo

  • Lady WoW says:

    Balance woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mi bodiiiiiiii

  • Anonymous says:

    Llllllllolllllol serve hi damn right have champagne money a waste and cyaa bet d pussy have family weh want d money

  • Dwrl says:

    Him belly catch the fall or else him face woulda must buss, the motherf000er still a wet him up instead him help him up. A good girl DAT a look out feh HAR breeding man

  • Dwrl says:

    Met him never a do push ups lol him a try balance to get up

  • Met says:

    whey u seh di belly mek him off balance? :hammer

  • Dwrl says:

    Yes, what a piece a gut smh

  • long island lov says:

    bwoy patrick what a rass drop yuoth mi know you must ina pain all now mi cant even laugh its not funny you alrite leave the hype alone you see it flig you down.yo

  • Yep! says:

    Him name Patrick?????? Patrick ya rite? Metty mi surprised seh him coconut head nay crack the floor….Patrick, next ti e yuh wa spin and twirl tek off yuh shoes that way it wi more look like yuh prepared fe drop…weh yuh seh Mz. B..BOODOOMBAAAF :hammer :hammer

  • Met says:

    be good :hammer

  • Bigz says:


  • No Sah!!! not even Gunshot mek ppl drop a grung so fast. poor thing look like he may have had an concussion.

  • MaddRa$$ says:

    patrick weh sponge bob fi cushion yu fall DWRCL !!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    yow him drop like a ripe breadfruit, DWL call the ambulance

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