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TWINNY DANCE

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87 Responses to TWINNY DANCE

  • mz.B says:

    around 10 ppl have on similar outfits…pic# 3 and pic #14..wtf?????

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Mz.B a three fi $10 haha mi no know why dem Neva go check Kizzy cho ere body have on the $2 bodysuit with big fake ass belt not one look impressive :cd

  • Fyahwife says:

    Gm everyone
    Whey di title fi di dance lace and tings??? just about every other pic is a lace get up

    Picho 14 …..mama

  • mz.B says:

    chuet a dat mi realize.. :thanks2 .nuh likkle creativity to dem ting…and a nuh uniform dance…no sah…

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Quick review:
    #3 pssst Misssir u buddy no tuck properly
    #7 Very lopsided look like she left di other hip pon di operating table
    #9 This zugly broad gut chick won’t stop scaring us, biggest question is, is that the keeper of the crypt behind her??

  • Real talk says:

    A bounch of f000 box , don’t tell me they all shop from the same store ? ??? My god :malu :bingung :bingung :bingung :nerd :alay :dp :salahkamar

  • Misty says:

    A mussi see through bodysuit affair this. Everybody waan fi dress like the host of the party.

  • RUMOR says:

    MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!, DEM KNOW NO SAY ANNO EVERY SPOIL/STYLE, FIT DEM…..HOT MESS DEM LOOK LIKE…

  • Nom de Plume says:

    Morning Met and Metters. A wah da dance ya name? Mutton dressed as lamb? No sah this is what you call a dying breed.

  • How comes everybody av up bang except fi one person, is a bang and bodysuit dance??? Goodmorning!

  • Met says:

    morning i wonder why so many people have on di one body stocking?

  • LUNDUN says:

    i don’t understand how di belt drop in in pic #2 and pic #7, plus pic #7 luk like when u heng clothes pon tear dung line.
    mi tiaad a deh bodystocking deh now, everybody an dem dog ave one, yet gal still a buy it fi pose inna camera. kmt

    di oman inna di third to last pic, a flour she use as deoderant? why she wear dat outfit an know seh har body no have no perimeter fence? she juss a spill out everywhere.

    twinny luk di same yesterday, as she luks today, as she will luk tomorrow.

  • Anonymous says:

    a bout 10 a dem dress alike fi true,no sah

  • Buenos Dias Metty Y Matters……..From Apple set the Body stocking trend in Dancehall, every stay very bad smaddy wants to jump in one! Hello you Senora in the yellow and Grandma SHAME ON Y’ALL!!!!!
    Kerry and her ill shaped ugly friend NO No No……..you know what, Twinny you look great in the last picture….love the Tom Fords 2Grand on your feet <;)

  • RUMOR says:

    ROCHEL, U BELLY TOO BIG FI DAT, AND FI MEK MATTAS WOORST, U AVE BELT ROUND WAIST……FALSE BATTY #10 FRO BOTTOM, MUMS IT LOOK LIKE THE BATTY A WEIGHT U DUNG, NATTA GOOD LIKE #4 FRO BOTTOM, WHAT WERE U GOING FOR, 2 FACE FROM BATMAN? R FI U A 2 CLOTHES, SO IT SPOIL AND U TUN IT INNA DIS……KMRT…

  • Met says:

    u know mi like di two outfit dem pan twinny

  • unnuhfigweh says:

    Yowwwwww all dese commentz funny az hell, dwl at other half on the operating table n twinny always looking da same

  • unnuhfigweh says:

    Twinny me love you panty set it mad n oh me need u fi link me bout dem 4000 dollar tom fords deh

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lundun whey she no hab ?????? :hammer :hammer :hammer :hammer
    Met come get Lundue she ain’t behaving lmaoooooooo

  • Anonymous says:

    Everybody wanna be Rhi Rhi or Beyonce. Ddem gal is washed up ole ass f000 box . shame on you hoes .. get yo life be yo-self!!

  • shellz says:

    how pic 7 batty a shoot like banana suh….

  • LUNDUN says:

    pic #3 fringe/bang luk like when helicopter blade a get ready fi spin. what a fringe/bang stay bad!!

    pic #7 a weh u head side deh?

    met twinny luk ok, but she juss luk di same all di while.

  • Bad people says:

    I just have to say to the young girls in pic 5 and 13 I see both of you pushing stroller walking down the street how about you focus on being something in life instead of follow up the old ass granny who come out in they one piece bathing suit you ah look pon ur future and it no look bright at all. If these ppl was my grandmother I would be embarrass.

  • Anonymous says:

    Mornin Met n Metterz..d oman inna d yellow fava duppy canary…u kno sey me caa stan fe c dem great granmodda dem inna dem great grandawta clothes..now u tell me..wtf a oman ova 45 a go inna dem lace up n bathsuit pan national road..datz y ppl diss dem all d time..Twinny fe hav on her nice skirtsuit a go church..she a kip recycled teenager dance..Twinny Rupaul nuh hav nutten ova u..btw u iz a man oman monkey donkey alien r wa???Polonia

  • babygirl says:

    Dem shop at lala posh cheak boutique lol

  • i&i says:

    GM Met and CRew.. I Swear, i want back all the years and $$$ i wasted in Dancehall. Looking back i just feel sick to and question why i love that shit for long.. smh (i still long) lol

  • Met says:

    morning 1&1 it becomes an addiction after a while eno

  • goodso says:

    Love the Tom Fords on twinny….her outfits pass

  • Anonymous says:

    Maury said twinny you are a man!!

  • i&i says:

    I was there for a good 15 yrs so i know

  • 4i's says:

    It was a Bodysuit vs Battyrider affair.
    Anybody know who win?
    All i know is the pic of the gold outfit is quite disturbing…

  • Anonymous says:

    A mesh affair and that woman wid that hip… Lord Jesus….. Old lady she inna mesh wid panty go home to your grand kids. Kmft. Twinny last pic is ok… No words for the rest.

  • da da deeeeeeee says:

    gold outfit eat a whole hog?????she no need fi inna BELLYskin. too much BELLY

  • MITCHELLE says:

    at lease mi arm nuh sink a wah tek some a di flour from under mi arm an fling it in a yuh duty face. Mi nuh av no time fi careless people. met i am kindly askin u to take my pic down #14 i’m not in y’all circle thanks

  • MITCHELLE says:

    stink

  • No Sah! says:

    Is it me alone see Pic # 14?

    what the hell is that, look like it came from the bottom of the sea…GOSH! stay a unnu yaad when unno doan stay good. Under her armpits look like she was kneeding flour.

  • PINK says:

    DI PPL DEM NUH LUK TOO BAD…TWINNY FIRST OUTFIT CAN PASS PON HAR…MY GIRL WID DI YELLOW BODY SUIT AND GREEN LIP STICK #EPICFAIL… DI GIRL WID DI TWO TONE HAIR NEED A HAIR STYLE AND YUH HAV ON A BATHING SUIT NOT A BODY SUIT…

  • Smh! says:

    Mitchell why u want u pic down you pose and it deh on web site my girl u outfit look awful

  • Anonymous says:

    Natalie 106 look like a f000ing idiot she need fi go sidung.

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Got damnnnnn I know it ain’t the person for the picho who wrote that request cause one u one caaaa dunce so u spell u own name wrong is ur name Michelle or Mitchell like the tire man which mi could understand cause u full a tire mama

  • Met says:

    wap wap beating given :nohope: u too bad mon :tkp

  • No Sah! says:

    Mi haffi wheel and cum back pon da one yah pic # 14

    Goldie! Gold hair, gold chain, gold blouse, gold pants and gold shoes what the heck where you thinking? You look a hot mess honey! aint nothing sexy about that look.

  • simplicity says:

    opal needs tuh try sumtin new she stay luk’n wan way….as tuh de rest smh

  • LUNDUN says:

    tawkchuet u no hear it seh, it no inna wi circles?????

    mitchell di only circle ova ere is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

    u need fi climb pon di ladda deh behind u an have a great fall like humpty dumpty so dem can put u back togeddda wid a perimeter fence diss time.

  • goodso says:

    Met ..please give pic 14 her request…please an :nohope: d tonks

  • Met says:

    goodso doe falla dem wid di bad behaviour :hammer

  • Met says:

    lundun? :maho

  • LUNDUN says:

    metty a weh tek mitchlin tyre hu-main????

    a cum talk bout tek dung pic, di only ting need fi tek dung a u hand dem cuz it luk like a u arm god use mek snow

  • Met says:

    :maho

  • Jackson says:

    Suh is a ole woman dance dis? No young gal allowed?

  • simplicity says:

    _____________________________________________________________________________

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Met whey u beat me fah lol, Lundy lmaoooooooooooo mitchelin tires say she inna circle but if u ask me she is a circle wit stripes in the middle

  • Tawkchuet says:

    @Goodso if mitchelin tires can send a pic with her burning that awful gold ensemble wig includes har picho will get take down *pinky swear* :siul

  • goodso says:

    @Tawk…de oman mek a plea…cause has she seh..she not inna de circlllle..lmao

  • Anonymous says:

    No sah!! Met please put Lundun in the naughty corner, we gwaan haffi call super nanny fi har cause she not behaving harself, Lundun nuh baddie nah play wid yuh enuh lol!!! how you fi tell de good looking woman seh a har arm God use mek snow lmao!! I dies woieee!!___________________________________________________________________
    and she well and brite bout she not in our circle, woman a spring time now and as Lundun point out bout the snow we nuh waan no more a dat round here. otay!!!

  • Number3 A she name Carisma from Bronx wha just get a tuck no to cloth u need u money back ASAP my girl u favor u have a wood u don’t look good u like like a p—- cloth drag queen. And whites favor a duppy wha just come outta rehab u luv walk and hype too much u walk and thief till u thief f000ery drag queen transvistite goal go sit dung

  • Michelle says:

    @lundun yuh hear yuh name gal yuh dunn so u cah chat to me it bun yuh eeh how mi say mi noh in a unuh circle exactly. A wah mi tek di flour from out a yuh cubbard an put unda mi arm so yuh cudd’nt get noting fi n knead? Tell yuh da truth mi naw go toe to toe wit yuh as mi say yuh a waistry an mi nuh av time fi non factor. Met yuh see how nicely mi a beg yuh fi tek down mi pic. Since unuh noh like see di flour under deh tek it dung.

  • Met says:

    Yes mi si how nicely u a ask fi tek down the picture :kiss

  • simplicity says:

    yuh correct de spelling a yuh name deh doah mumz

  • simplicity says:

    set up the ajmg dictionary mi like michy new wurd ” WAISTR”……py pye pye

  • simplicity says:

    WAISTRY.

  • Met says:

    is which picture she talking simply?

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hi Michelle u memba how u name spell now? Here’s the deal send a picho wit u burning u gold suit and wig oh don’t left out the slippers n Met will remove ur pic don’t it Met :hoax2

  • 4i's says:

    No squares or whatever shape that is inna di circle.

  • LUNDUN says:

    michelle if me lundun dun, den god help u, cuz u a ex-stock, end a di line, cancelled, no longer in service, outta commission, u naah cut no dash!!

    michelle di tyre round u waist a lose air, u puncture an cyaah patch, u favour girlie wid ur credel wig. gal a which 90’s dem teleport u from? 91 or 92? u r not what we would call vintage, we call u ancient ole fossil.

    me a non factor, but ur a non mutha f000ing element. :cool

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lundun jesam pieceeeeee :tkp
    Lmao @puncture tire

  • simplicity says:

    de pic weh she inna gold met wid de arm white nd etc etc…yuh knw all de shoes a beat mi doah..guh chue michy dem cannot stop uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    a ancient fossil dat lundun rite outtttttttttttttttttttttttttt :tkp

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Simplicity is a gold doctor scholls di B a rock inna di dance maybe she hab bad back :tkp :tkp

  • simplicity says:

    :tkp

  • LUNDUN says:

    smaddy please to tell mi diss, is where she shoppin fi shoes? di pharmacy?

    gal gwaan an low mi wid u prescription shoes.

  • goodas says:

    Was this a uniform party…cause everybody and them mother inna mesh body suite….what is that in the yellow a pad she pad up har front…clothes done pon the girl inna the gold…thats so 1999

  • Anonymous says:

    What’s that grandmother linkup. Dem need fi stay home

  • Lady WoW says:

    A nuh everybody can wear bodysuit…all these women look like dem a hold dem breath fi tek di pic….dwfl dem nuh look comfortable….

  • Anonymous says:

    Them people here remind me when me a pickney and make clay woman and man.

  • Dwrl says:

    Jmggggggggg. Out of all the bad shape, no shape , sticks atleast the lady at the end wasn’t as disappointing to look at……..met PLEASE THROW THE REST IN THE GARBAGE AND PUT THE LAST PIC TO REPRESENT THE WOMAN DANCE. HEY GAL WID THE DISGUSTING LOOKING ARMPITS AND THE TOP THAT WAS CLEARLY NOT YOUR SIZE BUT YOU TRY PLAY CUTE( not ) AND WEAR IT SED WAY, COULDN’T THE CAB DRIVER DROP YOUR ASS TO THE MAD HOUSE?? YOU LOOK SILLY AS f000 SMFH

  • Dwrl says:

    Met its after 4 how come that god awful pic still their after she asked so nicely?? Lmfaooooo. If you no like how people see you next time take a good look at yourself before you leave you house THE PIC STAYS AS A REMINDER OF A LOOK THAT SHOULD NEVVVVVVVVER REPEAT

  • Theresa says:

    If this girl could drop 4 gran pon shoes she coulda certainly come up wid a betta outfit

  • bettyboo says:

    woooow me body them comment yah have me weak met grunnnnnnng to rass

  • new new says:

    One question? Women don’t wear clothes to party anymore?

  • da da deeeeee says:

    MET TEK DUNG DE PIC TO RASS AAAAAAW. DATS SO TWEET METTY

  • FREEDOM says:

    MI NUH SI NUTTIN EDGY BOUT DIS BOUT UNNO A HOT GAL. HOT GAL UNNO COME ANSWER MI PULEEZE WHEY UNNO BELT DRAP EEN, ALL DI BODYSUIT UNNO MEK WEAR UNNO > NUTTIN UNIQUE< YELLLLLLOWWWW BODYSUIT YUH BANG REMIND MI A 1 OLD COCONUT BRUSH. TWINNY LUK NICE BUT REGULAR AS EXPECTED. :selamat :selamat :selamat PICTA 14 AKA GOLDIELOCKS MI A CELEBRATE WID YUH CAH MI SI SEH DI BEAR FAMBILY FINALLY SET YUH FREE DWRCL WEN YUH CLASS CLASSSSSSS N SELECT SPELL CHECK BOUT <>.

  • Anonymous says:

    Charisma in the yellow swimsuit shit and f000edup hair gyal you look terrible!! and Shaunna you looked deformed :dp if I was a man mi nuh waan touch yu with even a stick!

  • Observer says:

    kenisha wah-fi-get-bless yu nuh get nuh knowings ehh…tristan bones f000 box :nohope: a time u choose a diff hair color lawddd

  • Tacky hoes says:

    They all look a HOT ASS MESS!! If you ask me :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • cho baxside says:

    any body have kno info pon #10 because dis bitch kno stop ring down mi man fone and mi want give her a rass beating

  • simplicity says:

    den if she a ring down yuh man fone nuh all de info dat yuh need tell har text next time yuh hear.

  • To bl$&@?d cl$&@t says:

    #10 name chocolate from Bronx stay bad nuh mumma …… Anywho she is no threat yuh nuh see de gal stay bad y u a worry if she a call yuh man phone ..lol

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