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Many people like having sex in the shower and one of the most common positions is to bend over, but what have you done in the shower?

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Marry my lesbian daughter get £40 million

Written by Victory Oyeleye
Sunday, 30 September 2012
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HOMOSEXUALITY is difficult to understand by most of us. To an average person, the very idea is either puzzling or distasteful and to a father, total denial seems to be the way to go.

Gigi and her father

Hong Kong based billionaire playboy, Cecil Chao, who claims to have bedded 10,000 women is in denial about his daughter Gigi’s sexual preference and has set a “£40m marriage bounty” to any man who can win her heart and turn her straight.

The reward was announced after allegations of Gigi’s marriage to her girlfriend of seven years Seab Eav in France surfaced.

Report claimed that a quarrel broke out between father and daughter last week when she announced at an event in Beijing that she tied the knot with her girlfriend, 5 weeks ago in France.

Dismissing the report of his daughter’s lesbian nuptials and insisting she is still single, the father of three offered the fortune to any potential male suitor able to walk Gigi down the aisle at a traditional wedding. Also included in the “marriage bounty” is a promise of a start up business venture the potential son-in-law to be wants to undertake.

Financial status of the suitor is not an issue

‘I don’t mind whether he is rich or poor – the important thing is that he is generous and kind hearted,’ he said of the ideal husband for his daughter.

“Gigi is a very good woman with both talents and looks. She is devoted to her parents, is generous and does volunteer work.”

Never been married himself, 76-year-old property and shipping tycoon Mr Chao fathered three children with three women. Gigi is the oldest.

Laughing off the marriage bounty, 33-year-old Gigi, a graduate from University of Manchester said:

“My father has an interesting interpretation of me,

homosexuality is still an uncomfortable issue for many people.”

She added that, she thought the HKD500 million Hong Kong dollar offer – the equivalent of £39.8 million – was ‘quite entertaining’.

“War veterans from the US, someone from Ethiopia, from Istanbul, South America, Portugal, really just from all over the world have been up.”

“One American suitor wrote: ‘I’m interested in the offer. I am a male person, who also happens to be gay.”

“Another put up his brother, a body double to George Clooney in the 2008 film Leatherheads, as a potential mate.”

When asked about her alleged nuptial, Ms Chao refused to confirm the report stating:

‘I’m not afraid to admit anything. But I do want to respect my parents.

‘Let time be the witness.”

Though the offer has gone global and suitors have started forwarding their applications, Miss Chao insists she will not leave her partner, no matter the quality of man her father’s money can buy.

Money might not buy you love but it can sure buy you a husband.

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ROO/RHU/RU…….FINISH DI WORD

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD END A LOVE AFFAIR

Reasons why you should end a LOVE AFFAIR

There is a thin line between staying in a relationship to work things out and being stupid. Here are some reasons to opt out…

1. No Privacy
Your partner monitors messages and e-mails, whenever you receive phone calls (s)he is always trying to know who you were talking to. You literally have to lock yourself up in the toilet to pick up calls. En d that relationship!!! Before you know it (s)he will ask you to put your phone on speaker and starts deleting messages and e-mails (s)he feels are not important. Find someone who is loving and caring not a control freak.

2. Interference With Other Relationships
When your partner hangs out with their friends it is ok, but when you decide to hang out your friends it becomes a big deal. (S)he throws tantrums like a child and blackmails you emotionally. When you wave aside the blackmails and hang out with your friends, when you come back, there is some sort of “punishment” for leaving him/her alone. End that relationship!!! It starts that way and before you know it (s)he wants you to place them before your family. Find someone who enjoys being with most of the people you care about. If not, your relationship will be full of frustration.

3. Your Personal Life Is No Longer Personal
You are out with your friends and your partner suddenly blurts out ” (s)he cries when (s)he has an orgasm” and when you try to call him/her on it he/she simply tells you it was just to make the conversation amusing and you are too sensitive.

Whether you’re humiliated or not, as long as he/she thinks your personal life would make conversations amusing, end that relationship!! Find someone who wants you to be happy and confident about yourself and your life.

4. Cannot Let Go Of The Past
We have all experienced disappointment in life, but we try as much as possible to get over it and move on with our lives. Even in relationships we have to let go of those who have hurt us.

If your partner keeps on talking about his/her ex, takes you to places the ex took him/her to, hoping to run into the ex, or (s)he sometimes calls you the ex’s name, end that relationship!!!! You do not want to be with someone who is thinking of someone else half the time (s)he is with you. Find someone who is ready to have a relationship with you rather than someone trying to use to get to his/her ex.

5. Abuse
No one deserves to be abused. Whether it is physical,mental or emotional, (s)he has no reason to subject you to that. When in love it is very easy to justify and explain your partner’s behaviour but you deserve better treatment from him/her if (s)he wants to be with you. End that relationship. Find someone who knows your worth and respects you.
You are probably nodding your head as you are going through one or more of the above. If so, maybe it is time for you to make a change. I would never try to break a relationship, but if this post has made you take a long look at your relationship, then were you really happy to begin with??

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