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MEET THE FOCKERS

PPL THAT IS KIZZY CLEAN UP TOP… GOOD LOOKING GIRL AS TO BIG EYE JOHN JOHN WHEY DONT EVEN HAVE NUTTIN AND A WALK N A SEX DUNG DI PLACE..MI WAA KNOW HOW MUCH MORE MILES FI HIM TING HAVE FI GO….

BECKY’S BUNDLE

YES PPL I GUESS UNNO KNOW BY NOW SAY REBECCA PREGNANT N I HAVE GOTTEN SO MANY EMAILS ABOUT THIS SO MI JUS WAA PUT IT TO REST RIGHT NOW…YES I HAVE KNOWN THAT SHE IS INDEED PREGNANT..ABOUT 5 MONTHS ALONG.. THE REASON Y IT HASNT BEEN POSTED ON JMG NOT ONLY IS IT A STICKY SITUATION, ALSO THE FACT THAT SOMEONE MADE A CRUDE REMARK ABOUT THE BABY ON THIS BLOG.. I WOULD WANT TO ASSUME THAT THE PERSON ISNT FEMALE BECAUSE IT WAS BEYOND COLD, AND CRUEL ..NO MATTER HOW WE FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE WE SHOULD REALLY DRAW A LINE WHEN IT COMES TO INNOCENT CHILDREN.. SO REBECCA I DO WISH U A SAFE DELIVERY AND A HEALTHY PREGNANCY..

MR TONGUE PERPLEXED- MR LEX

HI TENNECE DOWNER…. WILL GET BACK TO U LATER MUMMY… UNNO SEE DAH COMB DEH PAN TAP A LONG TIME BIGMAN/TONGUE GAWGAWN LEXUS HEAD TAP? A BEG UNNO DRAW HIM TUDDY SIDE N TELL HIM SHAVE IT [email protected]#$%%^&* OFF FI MI…CHO…TANKS…LEXUS MI NUH WAA SEE U BUDDY HAIR AT ALL AT ALL..A HOPE UR THING IS SHAVED..BECAUSE IF DI HAIR WHEY A SEE SUN LOOK SO… CAN UNO IMAGINE DI HAIR WHEY NAH SEE SUN?LEXUS HOW U BEAT DI CASE N A DO COMMUNITY SERVICE? DI PPL DEM SAY MIFFY ASK CAUSE DEM JUS DOW GEDDIT..AND NEEDAH DO ME…MMHMM..YES AWWMM HI THERE..LADY CLAIRE…HI HI… TENNECE U KNOW SAY CHRISTOPHER PALMER NOT DIVORCED YET?*looks around*…TENNECE LEXUS IS O.P.P…YES IF HIM DRAP BUP A MAWNIN TUNYAH A STILL DI WIFE…SO Y U HAVE HIM INITIAL TATOO PAN UR ARM?? YYYYYY?  U TINK UR FLAVOR A GO LAST FI MORE DAN A MUNT? U NUH READ JMG BOO? LEXUS TUNG KAPTIVATE U? OKAY THEN…I GODDIT

YES NANDI

DI PERSON WHEY SEN IN DI EMAIL BOUT NANDI A BREED WELL SEE NANDI YAH A TEK IT TO WE A HENNESSY FRIDEHZ..AND SHE MEK SURE SHOW WE DI BELLY DAT IS NOT DERE…. PEOPLE UNNO MEK SURE WHEN UNNO A SEN IN DI STORY DEM MEK SURE DEM KAHREKK…. NANDI WHEY U SAY U NAH LEF RODNEY? YES MAM

BECKY’S BUNDLE

YES PPL I GUESS UNNO KNOW BY NOW SAY REBECCA PREGNANT N I HAVE GOTTEN SO MANY EMAILS ABOUT THIS SO MI JUS WAA PUT IT TO REST RIGHT NOW…YES I HAVE KNOWN THAT SHE IS INDEED PREGNANT..ABOUT 5 MONTHS ALONG.. THE REASON Y IT HASNT BEEN POSTED ON JMG NOT ONLY IS IT A STICKY SITUATION, ALSO THE FACT THAT SOMEONE MADE A CRUDE REMARK ABOUT THE BABY ON THIS BLOG.. I WOULD WANT TO ASSUME THAT THE PERSON ISNT FEMALE BECAUSE IT WAS BEYOND COLD, AND CRUEL ..NO MATTER HOW WE FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE WE SHOULD REALLY DRAW A LINE WHEN IT COMES TO INNOCENT CHILDREN.. SO REBECCA I DO WISH U A SAFE DELIVERY AND A HEALTHY PREGNANCY..

MR TONGUE PERPLEXED- MR LEX

HI TENNECE DOWNER…. WILL GET BACK TO U LATER MUMMY… UNNO SEE DAH COMB DEH PAN TAP A LONG TIME BIGMAN/TONGUE GAWGAWN LEXUS HEAD TAP? A BEG UNNO DRAW HIM TUDDY SIDE N TELL HIM SHAVE IT [email protected]#$%%^&* OFF FI MI…CHO…TANKS…LEXUS MI NUH WAA SEE U BUDDY HAIR AT ALL AT ALL..A HOPE UR THING IS SHAVED..BECAUSE IF DI HAIR WHEY A SEE SUN LOOK SO… CAN UNO IMAGINE DI HAIR WHEY NAH SEE SUN?LEXUS HOW U BEAT DI CASE N A DO COMMUNITY SERVICE? DI PPL DEM SAY MIFFY ASK CAUSE DEM JUS DOW GEDDIT..AND NEEDAH DO ME…MMHMM..YES AWWMM HI THERE..LADY CLAIRE…HI HI… TENNECE U KNOW SAY CHRISTOPHER PALMER NOT DIVORCED YET?*looks around*…TENNECE LEXUS IS O.P.P…YES IF HIM DRAP BUP A MAWNIN TUNYAH A STILL DI WIFE…SO Y U HAVE HIM INITIAL TATOO PAN UR ARM?? YYYYYY?  U TINK UR FLAVOR A GO LAST FI MORE DAN A MUNT? U NUH READ JMG BOO? LEXUS TUNG KAPTIVATE U? OKAY THEN…I GODDIT

YES NANDI

DI PERSON WHEY SEN IN DI EMAIL BOUT NANDI A BREED WELL SEE NANDI YAH A TEK IT TO WE A HENNESSY FRIDEHZ..AND SHE MEK SURE SHOW WE DI BELLY DAT IS NOT DERE…. PEOPLE UNNO MEK SURE WHEN UNNO A SEN IN DI STORY DEM MEK SURE DEM KAHREKK…. NANDI WHEY U SAY U NAH LEF RODNEY? YES MAM
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