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AN UNGRATEFUL DOG ALWAYS WAPPY BACK FI BEG A BONE


SHANNOYIA U NUH HAVE NO SHAME ANYTIME U RENT JEW U RUN GO TO CYARRIE GO SEEK OUT HIM HELP N HIM ALWAYS HELP U OUT… N RENT OUT U CYAR FI DI WEEK FI U.. AND WHEN U RENT PAY U WALK PASS DI BWAAY LIKE U DONT KNOW HIM.. IS WHY U GONE PAN MOLYNES ROAD GO RENT 30,000 PLACE WHEY U CANNOT PAY FAH? AFTER U BABY FATHER COME KETCH U WID MAN INA HIM HOUSE N U RUN GO MIAMI N DEN RUN BACK FRAM UP A MIAMI N BEG HIM PUT U BACK UP INA HIM HOUSE…..(afta di man run u out di fus time bekaws a di man) U HAVE NERVE N LIGAMENT FI GO BEG BACK FI GO BACK INA DI MAN PLACE AFTER U DID EVEN A SET UP MAN FI HURT DI MAN… YES DI SAME MAN WHEY BUY U DI CYAR WHEY TEK WHEY FRAM U DI FUS TIME, NOT DIS NEW CYAR WHEY A NEX MAN BUY U RIGHT NOW.. U CANNOT KEEP A JOB, JUS LIKE U CANNOT KEEP NO NOBODY MAN WHEY U TEK,EVERYTIME U GET A JOB U RUN GO FARRIN FI A WEEKEND N DI PEOPLE DEM FIYA U JUS LIKE HOW DI MAN DEM WHEY U TEK RUN U LIKE A HUNGRY MONGREL DOG.. DI PEOPLE DEM SAY FI STOP CARRY U SON GO A U SISTER A OLD HARBOR GO LEF HIM, U A ACT LIKE A PEOPLE FAULT Y U BREED YOUNG AN A RUN A TES OUT COCKEY AFTER COCKEY N STILL CANNOT FIND ONE FI FIT U OLE. U IS ONE RED EYE BITCH ANYTING U SEE U WANT N CANNOT KEEP IT.. CRAIG A GOOD GOOD BWAAY FI U I DONT KNOW WHA HIM DID EVA SEE PAN DI LIKES A U .. ALL BOUNTY GI U A ONE DASH U AND U NEVA GET A CALL BACK AFTAH DI ONE STROKES

AND PAN A NEX NOTE…. WHEN U COUSIN WEAR DI CLOTHES DEM N U BARROW DEM MEK SURE U HIDE BEHIND DI SOWN BOX N STOP TEK PIC INA DEM

MI NEVA KNOW SAY ONE 24 YR OLD CUDDA SEX OFF A FOOT BALL TEAM AND HALF A DI DJ DEM INA JAMAICA… AND A ONLY 365 DAYS INA DI YR… MAYBE FI HAR YR HAVE MORE DAYS A WEEEK

CYARRIE TO WHA MI HEAR IS A FRIEND A HERS… SO DEM SAY BUT HIM RENT OUT CYAR FI 15,000 A WEEK.. SO WHEN HAR RENT SHORT A HIM SHE RENT OUT DI CYAR TO… LOOK LIKE SHE IS A HUSTLA STILL LMAOOOOOO

MJ’S MARCHING BAND



Fashion God The International Fashion IconSays Fact: Beat me, Hate me, You can never break meWill me, thrill me, You can never kill me !! All I really Wanna Say “They dont really care about us12 hours ago Mood:

SHE’S GOT A FAST CAR


SHANOYIA-
BIG UP TO U FAST CYAR WHEY U DID HAFFI LIVE OUTA LAST YR AND RENT OUT A DAY TIME>>>>> AND U COUSIN CAMIESHA CLOTHES ( DI SAME ONE WHEY DEM CALL DI BLACK DOG) WHEY DI TWO A UNNO RECYCLE

BWAAY REBECCA IT LOOK LIKE MADNESS RUN INA U FAMILY AND STALKING WAIEEE DI SUNDAY HOTAA DAN 50 HELL… REBECCA U COUSIN WHEY NAME BENZ NEVA STAP STALK DUNG DI GYAL PHONE LAST YEAR HEE … ALL WHEN DI GYAL LEF DI MAN SHE SHE STILL DEH PAN HAR CASE BWAAY UNNO GOOD LIKE GOLD.. MI NUH KNOW Y WHEN UNNO MAN A RINSE HIM PAWTS TO A NEX GYAL UNNO TEK IT OUT PAN DI GAL DEM N IS NOT DI OOMAN DEM FAULT.. IF BENZ WAS LEXUS HAR MAN WUDDEN STRAY… AS MI SAY A SO MI GETTY A SO MI A HENG IT TOWT.. I SHALL BE BACK LADORRRRRRRR WID SOME ORALORD NEWS… STAY CHOONEEEEEEDDDD>>>>

NO WORDS>>>>>>


Fashion God The International Fashion IconSays Fact: I think I’ve found the Love Of My Dreams and Believe me I’m HAPPY!!!!!1 hour ago
Mood:In Love

DIS ONE ALL SEND MI GO BAWCHOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUH JUS TWO DEGGEH DEGGEH DAYS AGO DOUGIE SAY HIM A HUNT FI LOVE???????

NO WORDS>>>>>>


Fashion God The International Fashion IconSays Fact: I think I’ve found the Love Of My Dreams and Believe me I’m HAPPY!!!!!1 hour ago
Mood:In Love

DIS ONE ALL SEND MI GO BAWCHOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUH JUS TWO DEGGEH DEGGEH DAYS AGO DOUGIE SAY HIM A HUNT FI LOVE???????

PEPPA PAT SOUP


-BWAAY SHANNOYIA I DOW KNOW Y U WUDDA WRITE SUCH A POEM FI U MARRIED BABY FATHER WHEY HIM OOMAN N KIDS DEH A ENGLAND ENO , IT LOOK LIKE MAN TEKKIN INA UR GENES TO NECK BACK…. AN ALL NOW U CANNOT HOLE NOT EVEN ONE A DI MAN DEM… NOT ONE AN U LEHLEH MOUT BABY FAWDA NUH STOP RUN U FILE N U RUN COME PAN YAH A GWAAN LIKE MI A WRITE ANYTING BAD BOUT U…. U SEE MI A EXPOSE U BUSINESS SHANOYIA???? U AZZ DID WELL EXPOSED BEFORE MI START MY BLOG… U NUH SEE HOW FAR UP PAN DI MAN TEKKIN LADDA U DEH?
-BOBIEHSA DI PEOPLE A WONDER Y U GO ATI AND U DID LOOK SO SHAME 1/2 A DI TIME BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM DO U UP OH SO BADLY BAD PAH LINE.. U TINK JAMAICAN PPL NOICE???
-VYBZ MI NEVA DREAM SAY U A PUSSY TIX WUDDA TUN A PUSSY STALKER .. A SWEAR… YES MI SWEAR, VYBZ U A CALL DUNG DI GIRL PHONE ALL CAWS SHE BRAVE N GI U SOME TWO NIGHT DUNG A ATI… MI WAA KNOW IF A FI HAR ONE HOLE A U FIT? MI KNOW U BUDDY NUH FAT N TING BUT KOTCH N QUINT A DI INTING NOW MEK U GYAL DEM KOTCH PAN U LINE STICK N QUINT IT UP… U MUS FIT DEM DAH TIME DEH

PEOPLE CAN UNNO CONFIRM WID MI IF A CLAUDETTE LIVE WID ORALORD… MI WAA KNOW IF A SHE HIM DID LACK UP INA DI CYAR TRUNK INA DI 90TIES?
AND MI GET FI UNDERSTAND ORALTALMUS WAS A GET BARE LEGGAZ FROM SPRITE FI BOUT ONE YR STRAIGHT… PEOPLE A SO MI GET IT A SO MI A RINSE IT TOWTTTTTTTTTT..
AND ALL A UNNO WHEY A LOOK A FULL ATM SERVICE FROM BOUNTY( STRIKE, SWIPE AND CASH FLOW) MEK SURE UNNO DOW SHAVE FULLY.. SHAVE UNDER DI BATTAM A DI TING BUT LEF LIKKLE HAIR PAN DI BUFF PAWT.. HIM SAY HAIRLESS TING DOW TURN HIM HAWN>>>>>>

hawmmm p.s
UNNO DEEE KNOW SAY DI MS JAMAICA EARTH TOURISM TING DID EX OUT REBECCA OUTA DEM TING? YES MAN DEM CANCEL HAR LIKE A VISA CYADD AND U KNOW SHE A BLAME POOR ANNAKAY FEET AND DI PPL DEM NEVA EVEN A CONSIDA HAR STANK ASS

THRILLER THRILLER NIGHT>>>>>>>


Fashion God The International Fashion IconSays Fact: You can call me Michael Jackson, You can call me whatever name you want to, But DONT call me BROKE” Lmao6 minutes ago
Mood:Hunting To Find

U SEE ANYTIME I DRAP DOUGIE BUSINESS HIM GWINE CHANGE HIM NAME TO GEORGE MICHAEL MEMBA MI TELL U.. A CAW STOP LAUGH TO BLOODCLOT WAIEEEE

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