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MI SIDEEEEEE

51 Responses to MI SIDEEEEEE

  • sweet says:

    MET YOU NOT RIGHT, LOOK HOW MI AGO LATE FI MI WUCK…. I WOULDA LIKE FI KNOW WHAT GYAL PICKENY SEE INNA DIS BWOY WHEY NOSE FAYVA FUNDUWAAH.. MI GONE YAH BEFORE THE PEOPLE FIRE ME.

  • Met says:

    sweet morningg mi seh mi laugh til mi pitch ofa mi bed lastnight from i was bawnnnnnnnn

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    Morning Met and the world at large….okay, i’m up because I haven’t gone to sleep since yesterday (wrk, wrk and more)…I just LOST some minutes of my life to watch some gay ass dude jogging…omg. So, dis is de name me see up here otay. Him fava ms perlie in all her glam. Dis is just one a ‘dem’ in a man state of mind and still 99 pearls short of a seed bag.

  • Met says:

    phantom is a good laugh mi get because it seh for all audiences…………and end wid neil pearl running blah blah…dese dancehall people i tell u dem a di biggest clown eva mek good morningg

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    Met ,you falling off de bed may have been funnier…dwln

  • Met says:

    phatom di fact seh dem tink dem important sweet mi bad all di jumping pan di bench :ngakak

  • Anonymous says:

    Good Morning Met and Metters

    Met why you have mi in the people dem office crying because I caan laugh??????? :ngakak

  • Met says:

    anonymous mi laugh mi giggle bwaay dis a histrie…when mi si di camera go up and down pan him tun foot dem u si

  • Original Goodas says:

    Neil i see that u still love ur nc45 mac makeup.

  • Met says:

    :tkp

  • Met says:

    so mi waa know wha dis fah???

  • soap opera says:

    is he training for the marathon on sunday? gm all

  • Met says:

    good morningggggg soap opera a dow know mi down a di next topic

  • Really tho says:

    A ONE THING YUH CAN TELL SEHH DA MAN YAH LOVE HIM MIRROR THOUGH.. JUSS LOOK HOW HIM A BUM AN ALL HAVE DI CAMERA MAN A SPOT HIM REAR, IT CLEAR CLEAR, SEH HIM QUEER..

  • Regula says:

    A soh long Forrest Gump a run inna di sun das him change all colour?!!!!

  • Mr_OMG says:

    That guy’s head is so far up his own ass…Nuh wonder y he wore shades to prevent undigested “Nuts” from getting into his eyes…LMAO

  • “Dancehall clown Neil Pearl”

    I didn’t say it, a di youtube caption weh Meth put up :mewek :hammer

  • simplicity says:

    good morning met,metters,peepers nd others

    “NEIL PEARL RUNNING INTO YOU SOON” ..nung pon a real its gud dat him exercise daily but weh de extras fah,which commercial is dis for?!?!?!? mi sey de pink wall really mek unno feel like unno is more dan sum damn common fowl a seek presser cooka fe mellow uuno out,kmft

  • Met says:

    simply whey u seh dem waa pressha? :tkp

  • simplicity says:

    wid him face stiff like a 3days pudung piss out crotches drawz..mi caan bada wid dem get unno lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!1

  • Met says:

    mi a wonder if a di jamsanity work out dis :nerd

  • simplicity says:

    :travel ………

    den wen hi a park chair press nuh hood nuh inna de pants is like de spanish banana nuh hook tuh be took a nearly see heaven gates de way mi laff out..tell dem behave plz a beg ooooo

  • Met says:

    hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylp :tkp

  • This man is an illusionist him need a reality check cause it obvious something wrong with him head I can’t believe all that for what?! No Sah mi seriously can’t stand his gay aaa him think him important or something?! No man unu sure him righted?!

  • No Joke says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • Met says:

    mi si di camera man go up and down him body if dem people yah a nuh di whole circus u si yow

  • simplicity says:

    unno really tek a gud luk pon neil nose :ngakak

    mi mada wuda seyit big like cost a living

  • Met says:

    di glasses jus sidung like when lady saw seh SIDUNGGGGGGGGG

  • Foxy says:

    Morning Met, I watched and was painfully embarrassed for him. I think it’s good for anyone to have self confidence but when it gets carried away into delusion, then it’s time for friends and loved ones to recommend therapy.
    First off, he’s not cute at all. His nose looks like my toilet plunger. Secondly, he can jog through the city, so can everyone who isn’t a paraplegic. Is this dude for real?

    Mr. Neil with a lofty opinion of yourself Pearl, next time, impress your audience by walking in a boardroom and conducting mega deals. Then, it won’t matter how big your nose is, but rather than looking so pathetic, you’ll have an impressed audience that doesn’t ridicule you!!

  • MAMACITA says:

    Dis mus be an audition tape fi a fitness commercial. No sah. Yuh know mi start watch it an just exit cause mi couldn badda….till smaddie say a bare deadments deh pan di tape, suh mi go back go watch. Is like him a count di steps ina him mind when him a jump over di bench…..fi mek sure him nuh miss and drop. No man…..him a jump like sum bitch. Den unuu nuh see di reflection of di man weh a film di video. Is a big black trang man. Unuu look good between 3:50 and 4:00………Hay hayyyy. Unuu nuh see Ms. Pearl a gwaan like him a sprinter-stayer long distance runna and a couple time well mi see him look like him buss’…….Den when di video reach ina di headback an dem come round to di face…..all mi see was sunglasses and di 2 lip dem weh fayva yabba……I kaint tidday. Nope. Since I kaint run like Neil……mek I ride outta yah….yere.. :tkp

  • Met says:

    Foxy seh plunger :mewek2

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Neilesha is one batty bug whey dis fa? Him make dis to draw in more customers? People who work n have responsibilities in life no have time fi dese shit fuckery Neil all u a run y u no run towards manliness n work so u can stop teck man fi live di dream whey u in kmft

  • Riches says:

    waste 4 sum mins a mi time kmrt, simpli weh yuh seh him nose big like cost a living woieeeeeeeeeee d comment dem funnier dan di damn video

  • briT BRIT says:

    met every day i see this man joggig pass my house i did’nt no it was neil pearl a first put i must say he looks damn good running does the body good .

  • NUFFY says:

    The fact that me spend 1 good minute a watch this crap, waiting fi see something other than juki jam- a run up n dung and stretch….then finally decide fi skip, skip, skip fi find out seh its nothing more than that BUN ME!!..Met you fi do betta man…you fi do betta….lol

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Drap a dutty @ juki jammmmmmm mi caaa badda mainnnnne a see say unnu waa fi kill me tidday

  • Anon says:

    dis is a profile vid for an escort service…

  • Met says:

    musss oo

  • Anonymous says:

    Alright mi a laugh but a outta confusion as to wat him mek dis video for, an jus cuz mi haffi laugh afta miself wen mi act a damn fool an watch dese tings. A who him Met?

    On a completely different note, mi watch a nice likkle episode of Religious Hardtalk Tuesday bout Rev Claytone ‘Miracle Man’ Johnson Met. U need to c it, it speaks indepth about vanity (greed for power, money, love for self & everything worldly).

    Cindy Royal

  • kk says:

    I THOUGHT IT WAS WARREN WEIR AT FIRST….A WAH DIS FAH ? OLYMPICS NUH GAWWWN MET ?

  • Met says:

    kk yes ooooooooooooooo mek di people dem tell u bout dis special olympics :ngakak

  • kk says:

    ROWL WOIIIII SPECIAL OLYMPICS ? MET U TOO BAD LOL :nohope :travel

  • Met says:

    di very speshol won kk :nerd

  • Met says:

    mi seh when mi si di video mi laugh till mi pitch ova mi neva si one set a people so fool move ina one circle yet

  • Met says:

    den fi a man name himself neil pearl mi neva si a man a wear pearl yet or any man called pearl only ina dancehall :tkp

  • Anonymous says:

    Raws a Neil Pearl dis? Di 1 weh Simplicity call Pearl Harbour? DWL! Mi neva recognise him enuh.

    Cindy Royal

  • simplicity says:

    him sed wan cindy

  • kehkemkem says:

    neil this is another attempt to deceive the young youth dem with you phuckery. its clear seh yah look man. not ah maraton. are you showing that you can go the full length inah ah man batty.
    stop this shit right now cut it out now.

  • Met says:

    kehkem? :hammer :tkp

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    @Met, what a ole batty bwoy IGGLE???. i dead tideh!!!! waieee.

  • Met says:

    highly i dont know if anyone laugh like me..this a di bes laugh mi get in a long time

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