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NAH CALL NUH NAME JUS A TALK DI TINGS ENO BOUT DI BIG TITANIC ENO

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Listen mi good..mi nah ansa no question not one bam bam.. 

Di people dem seh di ship deh pan a piece a rocking it nuh stop yasso..tidal wave a lick di boat side and bay tings..Dem seh mi fi tell di secret slapper seh when yuh a slap in secret one a di code is fi stay outa di slapee veetle…Dem seh song sing and all dese tings and dem si di slapper ina di big man from di big cell phone company veetle driving in the festive month.. Pappa John as I would like to call him neva know seh iron cox was also a slappee and dem seh when Pappa John find out him call dung one piece a crowd pan di slapper a one a di big event demmmmmmm.. DI PEOPLE DEM SED…DI MAN SEDDDDDD  ” so and so yuh his a praddychoot” but not wid di p dem seh him seh di W rerd..Are you following? One piece a shame and scandal because di man neva know seh iron cox slap whey di slapper..PIE PIE! Di asphalt raise up offa di street and seh two more name call up ina di festive month di same nannyville resident and di next one..slap slap wid di slappings..When dere was di  sportsman dere was Dean and Mr. Love you girl hope you feel da same I don’t want to play gayyames…mi nah call nuh name mi seh…dem seh di whole a upt a seh is a career slappa  but har game cyaa right because she nuff cyaa done because she love plant harself ina di man dem surroundings so people si and talk up di tings..Di contestant dem seh she come in wid one man and lef out wid di athlete like is a exchange she go pan …hennyhoot , Goat get juk ofa di same knife whey baby madda get juk offa…people a talk seh box dash and chow up against wall gwaan and bay tings..what a way di tings dem gwaan soon ..all di try secret slappa a try bring di man ina di upt life dem seh it nah match up wid him at all di people dem si dem a upt function and him look like him waa run and doe know whey fi turn cause him doe fit heen..Mi hear seh a whole heep a talking a gwaan a try stop people from talk but a waa tell unno seh unno cyaa stop people from talk…you are a PUBLIC FIGURE in a sticky situation so we nah stop talk di tings ..Wha mi wudda like fi tell yuh seh..and di likkle heedyat man…di false report whey unno mek di other day shudda mek him run ten miles from yuh because if you can mek up such a lie and put a pickney chru doctors examination..yuh more dan anansi yuh full a foot nuh @#$%^..yuh liard yuh..Mi waa know if unno nuh know seh uno can get lock up fi false report..but mi a tell yuh dis…be glad seh a certain people yuh haffi deal wid because if a fi mi pickney yuh come tell dem dreadful lie deh pan yuh wuda deh a heaven and me wudda deh a hell dis day……………an mi nah call it out mi know yuh live pan yah and yuh know whey mi a talk so mi jus waa yuh know seh mi nuh condone violence but yuh need something physical fi whey yuh duh..Anybaddie did ask yuh fi tidy people pickney ..ms walk about slap about anybaddie appoint yuh bader …how yuh sleep fi know yuh mek a false report? Mi all waa know how di man feel because a di fus man mi si grow wid mother and father and him have more buff dan all 50 gyal…because all now yuh cyaa tek a stand because nuh limit nuh set but yuh meet yuh match and she meet fi har match because di two a unno gwine done unno one another and di whole a Jamaica gwine have it fi talk bout

BEST DRESSED FOR MEMORIAL WEEK

LOOK GOOD BIG OOMAN WID YOUNG BWAAY PRABLEM

Hello Met,

Dis ol bat need fi deh pon front street. (Literally she deh pon front street)

Dis yah OLD gal ah gwan like she ah hot gyal. She luv yung bwoy n ah eva trick pon dem. She ah tek har likkle hair dresser money n a try ketch di likkle bwoy dem. Unno fi watch har and watch unno pickney. She find one new yung bwoy after di ol one she did ah dead ova dash har wey fi one yung gal.

Fight all ah bruk out inna party cause she get ketch wid di yung bwoy.

All fi har fren dem…dem no good. Dem si har wid di yung bwoy and duh even tell har.. fi leave di likkle bwoy alone. The likkle bwoy hav him likkle yung gal…..n she deh deh a nite time a spread out har old stretch out granny crotches a gi him. Mi cya bodda!….Met…mek it wus him nah nuthin fi gi har!

Message fi har: Yuh P000y deh pon time out, time fi clock out my girl. Dem will eva lef u fi yung gal. Memba mi tell yuh dat!

Met…Mi use to hav likkle respect fi har but she ah clown har self now. She ah big ooman now wid gran pickney…har pickney dem older dan di likkle bwoy. Some big ooman fi gwan betta. Dem cya inna party a wine up pon di likkle bwoy dem so n a bruk fight. Leggo dat!

Yuh need fi mek yuh pickney and gran pickney dem respect yuh. Set a example fi dem. Big ooman fi gwan betta!

Watch ya friend dem weh u ah party wid an laff wid dem same one ah spread ya business.

PHILLY PEOPLE

THIS IS A WARNING……………..PLEASE DONT SEND IN NO POST FI MEK IT LOOK LIKE A DI PERSON WHEY INA WAR WID DI NEXT ONE WRITE IT…DO NOT DO IT AND MI NAH GO INA DI LONG STORY THIS MORNING

CONGRATULATIONS………………MMHM

Congrats to dancehall pink and zan kartel on their engagement…. Mi hear di wedding is soon

IRON ZIP AND PLASTIC ZIP

MET, DIS OLE ZIP NAME SOYINI RAYMOND SEH SHI STAY GOOD! AND SHI DEH PON FB FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS AH DUNG THIS GIRL NAME
Starcutiful Therider bOUT HOW DI GIRL STAY BAHD , PEOPLE PEOPLE MI WANT UNNU SPLIT JUSTICE AND TALK THE TRUTH , MI NAW
GO SEH “Starcutiful Therider” IS NOTHING CLOSE TO PRETTY PRETTY ENUH BUT SOYINI DONT LOOK BETTA THAN HER TO ME . TO ME
THEM COULD AH PASS FI SISTA , SOYINI BEING THE OLDEST AND Starcutiful Therider BEING THE WASH BELLY . WHO LOOK BETTER ?

THIS IS WHAT ME TINK BOUT SOYINI, NASTY SOYINI YUH DEH PON FB FOR 3 DAY AH TAKE ON DI GYAL AND TRUE MI BUST IT UP UNDA U
AND TELL U DI TRUTH U UNFREIND ME.BWOY DUPPY REALLY KNOW WHO FI FRIGHTEN. AH PEER WEEK FENCE U JUMP OVA, MI NUH GI U
NO RATINGS. YUH AH COME TALK BOUT ME HATE U FI U BATTY WEH U PUT IN LIKE ITS A JOB WELL DONE. PON YUH NEXT VISIT U NEED FI
ASK DI DOCTER BACK FI U MONEY CUZ ITS A BOTCH JOB HIM GI U.YUH FAVA 3 WEEKS AGO SCALLIONS OLD TUFF TURBIT.WID YUH MOTEL OF
AN APARTMENT WEH U AH RUN INNA DI BRONX U HAVE PEER LIKKLE GYAL IN DEH AH SELL PUSSY.GWAN YAAW SOYINI U CYAN CHAT TO ME
CUZ U AH DI BIGGEST “MADAM” INA DI BRONX. AND YUH DUNN KNOW WHAT THEM SAY BOUT WHORE MISSES, THEM GET BLIND WHEN THEM OLD

MATE SOYINI

CHINA WHITE

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