DI LONG EMAIL WRITER WHEY SEND IN DI EMAIL BOUT KAY FROM CANADA …JMG NUH NAME ANYTHING GOES SUH NUH THINK YUH CAN SEND IN BOUT DI GIRL A CHAT PEOPLE AND TINK IT A GO POST…LOW MI EMAILBOX NOW BECAUSE YUH A TALK BOUT DI GIRL A POST AND A U A SEND IN DI TINGS …

DIS IS KAY AND HAR MAN LOW DI GIRL NOW MAN

Title: disrespectful man

Message Body:
Met mi put up with this man snoop mi could ah be him mother mi do ah lot fi him when him lock up from him come out ah jail him cheat pon mi an get 2 baby’s in 1 year snoop think wen anything goh wrong with him marsha can help him no today him cuss mi out pon di phone bout him baby mother

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COCKEY GUARD PLUS TAX

Woman’s MONEY turns into avocado leafs

A 27-year-old member of the Johane Masowe Apostolic church and trader from Mutoko was on Tuesday left stranded in Chitungwiza after her US$50 note turned into an avocado leaf

Madzimai Rumbidzai Jakarasi, who sells reed mats at the popular Zengeza 4[Zimbabwe] market, claimed that she was given the money by some unknown buyers before she experienced a strange feeling in her body minutes later and realised that the money had changed. She was left with only US$2 in her wallet prompting traders at Zengeza 4 Market to contribute some money for her bus fare.

Madzimai Rumbidzia had to be locked in a safe house as people around the area were jostling to hear her strange story, bombaring her with eral questions.

“I came all the way from Mutoko to sell my mats. I had about 30 mats and I was left with one when I met the people, one man and two women near Ridgeview School. One of the women called me and asked on the price of the mats and I told her that it was going for US$ each. She asked if I had change for US$50. I checked the money and I counted US$46 and gave her together with the mat and they immediately drove away.

“I stashed the money into my wallet and I also had US$2. After a few minutes, I started feeling weak and cold and I sat down. Since I had a toothache, I thought it was because of the pain and I opened my wallet to get some pills and surprisingly I saw the leaf, folded in the same way I had folded the money. I searched for the money everywhere and discovered that it was missing and I was left with only US$2.