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I HOPE UNNO DOW WRITE FI REMOVAL……….NOW DAT IT PERSONAL

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Here is a pic of LOVERGIRL NICKY…. You CAN’T miss her!! She’s the big ugly b*h just like her rotten ass cousin kedesha . LOVERGIRL NICKY you’re a dumb b*h. Go down in a tub of bleach and wash that stinking a** twat. You can only get a african man cause they’re the only ones who can tolerate the smell in between your legs and mouth. When your fat a** wear shorts, the insides of your BLACK a* thigh show from rubbing together. You AND your WHOLE crew are w*!! Fi Fi too so go sit down and shut up B*H and stop borrowing my sister’s clothes. You try a defend your rotten a** cousin kedesha aka kedese but can’t defend yourself!!! We haven’t forgotten what you’ve done and all the crap you talk in the DMV!!

PRESIDENT OF GUATEMALA EXTRADITED TO THE US

USDHSICE_Top_5_StoriesPress Release

DEA NEWS: Former Guatemalan President

Extradited to the U.S. to Face Money Laundering Charges

DEA Administrator Michele M. Leonhart and other federal officials today announced the extradition of ALFONSO PORTILLO, the former President of Guatemala, who is charged with conspiring to launder millions of dollars he embezzled from the Government of Guatemala through bank accounts located in the United States. Portillo arrived in the Southern District of New York last Friday and will be presented today before U.S. District Judge Robert P. Patterson.

Joining Administrator Leonhart in making the announcement were Preet Bharara, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, and Toni Weirauch, the Special Agent-in-Charge of the New York Field Office of the Internal Revenue Service, Criminal Investigation (“IRS-CI”).

DEA Administrator Michele M. Leonhart said: “Former President Portillo has been extradited to the United States for violations of money laundering. In his role as President, Mr. Portillo used our banking system to launder illegal proceeds, which is a violation of law that DEA will always aggressively investigate. Thanks to the work of many in law enforcement and DEA’s strong and cooperative relationships with the Guatemalan government, Mr. Portillo will now face justice in a U.S. courtroom.”

United States Attorney Preet Bharara said: “After three years of fighting his extradition, Alfonso Portillo has finally arrived in the United States to answer for his alleged misappropriation of millions of dollars intended for the benefit of the people of Guatemala and which he laundered through United States banks. Our ability to hold him to account for his alleged criminality and corruption is the result of the unrelenting commitment and dedication of our prosecutors and our law enforcement partners in both the United States and Guatemala.”

IRS-CI Special Agent-in-Charge Toni Weirauch said: “IRS-Criminal Investigation is dedicated to working with our law enforcement partners and sharing our financial investigative expertise to combat and disrupt criminal organizations and individuals that commit crimes against our society and the world economy, including international money laundering. To that end, we are a proud participant in the DEA’s New York Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Strike Force. These money laundering allegations are truly international in nature, as the American financial system was misused and harmed in the concealment of money embezzled from the government of Guatemala and ultimately, its people.”

According to the Indictment previously unsealed in Manhattan federal court:

PORTILLO served as the President of Guatemala from January 14, 2000, to January 14, 2004. In that capacity, he embezzled tens of millions of dollars in public funds, a substantial portion of which he laundered through American and European bank accounts.

PORTILLO misappropriated public money in at least three different ways:

First, in 2000 and 2002, PORTILLO embezzled approximately $2.5 million dollars provided by the Government of Taiwan’s Embassy in Guatemala. In 2000, the Taiwanese Embassy issued three checks totaling $1.5 million, drawn upon a New York bank account created for the purpose of funding a Guatemalan program designed to purchase books for school libraries, Bibliotecas Para La Paz (“Libraries for Peace”;). PORTILLO endorsed these checks and caused them to be deposited in a bank account in Miami, Florida. None of the money from the Government of Taiwan was applied towards the Libraries for Peace program; almost $1 million of the donation was ultimately diverted, through a series of transactions and transfers intended to conceal the source and origin of the funds, to bank accounts in the name of PORTILLO’s former wife and daughter at Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria (“BBVA”;) in Paris, France. The money transferred into the BBVA Accounts was further laundered through financial institutions in Luxembourg and Switzerland, among other places.

Second, in 2001, PORTILLO embezzled approximately 30 million Quetzales (equivalent at that time to approximately $3.9 million) from the Guatemalan Ministry of Defense. PORTILLO arranged for this money to be delivered to one of Guatemala’s national banks, Credito Hipocaterio Nacional (“CHN”;), to which PORTILLO had previously appointed a co-conspirator (“CC-1”;) as the bank’s president. With the assistance of CC-1, PORTILLO directed the disbursement of the military funds to, among other things, finance a private land deal, disguise a loan to an associate, and issue checks to a company controlled by another co-conspirator. That co-conspirator then transferred a portion of that money to the BBVA accounts controlled by PORTILLO’s former wife and daughter through a Miami bank account.

Finally, from approximately 2000 through 2003, PORTILLO misappropriated funds from the publicly financed reserves of CHN. PORTILLO and his co-conspirators created overdrafts in CHN accounts belonging to companies established by CC-1 and other co-conspirators. Through the use of these overdrafts, PORTILLO and his co-conspirators withdrew and transferred money from CHN accounts in excess of the accounts’ otherwise existing balances. PORTILLO used these overdraft withdrawals and transfers to purchase, among other things, various personal items –- including expensive watches and cars –- for himself and his associates. On other occasions, PORTILLO and his co-conspirators used the overdrafts on CHN accounts to transfer and launder funds into business and personal accounts, maintained in the United States and elsewhere, belonging to co-conspirators. Relying on the CHN overdrafts, PORTILLO also 3

transferred money to help prop up two failing banks that were principally owned by a close associate and political supporter of PORTILLO’s, Banco Promotor and Banco Metropolitano.

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If convicted of the money laundering conspiracy count with which he is charged, PORTILLO, 61, faces a maximum term of 20 years in prison and a maximum fine of the greater of $500,000, or twice the value of the monetary instruments or funds involved in the money laundering transactions.

Mr. Bharara specifically thanked the DEA’s New York Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Strike Force – which is comprised of agents and officers of the DEA, the New York City Police Department, Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations, the New York State Police, IRS-CI, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, U.S. Secret Service and the U.S. Marshals Service – the Department of State, and the U.S. Department of Justice’s Office of International Affairs for their work in this investigation. Mr. Bharara also recognized and thanked the United Nations Commission Against Impunity in Guatemala (“CICIG”;), the Guatemalan Special Prosecutor’s Office for the CICIG, and the Ministerio Público in Guatemala for their assistance in this investigation.

BADDA DAN DI JUDGE

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Today, May 27,2013 marks Clifford ”Mr Vegas” Smith’s third attempt to bring his child custody case ivolving his ex-girlfriend Shellian McBayne to court. McBayne obviously fearless of the law did not show up to the scheduled court appointment today. The judge has adjourned the case until September 17,2013.

THE UNPAID JOURNALIST WRITES………..

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PEOPLE IS NOT ME WRITE THE BELOW..BECAUSE MI NUH KNOW HOW DEM LOVE MY INBOX SUH AND MI NUH BUSINESS AT ALL

Miss Kitty the Fluffy Diva leaves the Link Up Radio Morning Show. Ms Kitty joined the Link Up Radio team in March, after celebrity Broadcaster Raggashanti resigned from the hot seat after a fall out with David Squeeze Annakie. Miss Kitty who was also booted from RJR recently, has now been placed in a 8pm to 12midnigh slot on Link Up Radio. Reliable sources have told us that Ms Kitty was taken off the morning show because she did not connect with the Tri-state audience and because her show was not bringing in any revenue for Biolife, the company that has been dogged as a scam in the New York Caribbean community and whose sales has dropped significantly since the latest scandal between Squeeze and Raggashanti. Many believe that it will only be a matter of time before Miss Kitty is permanently off Link Up Radio, similar to many others who came before her that left

THE DEVIL WAS PROVEN TO BE A LIAR

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WELL……MI WAA TELL UNNO SEH A FEEL GOOD….YES FROM MAH HEAD TO MAH SHOES..A FEEL SO GOOD ..SO GOOOOOD. YEAH MAN ..BRITISH LINKUP IN FLORIDA SELL OFF.. GOD IS ALWAYS GREATER..AVA BRITISH SEH

‘Hi Princess… the party was the best one I ever kept. The turn out was the biggest I ever had. A lot of LA people were there as well as the whole of New York, your promotion on here was great!!
I am hoping for your help again…

You were right, trust in god and everything will be alright…. and don’t listen to people.

Thank you so much Met…”
British Link up the biggest sell off ever. and I have you to thank

And I am putting this put there to someone out there who keeps looking back at the competition and its taking time away from your own work.. You will only get ahead by looking ahead, never look back. Always look forward..Dem try bring down this lady’s party..It did not happen..Also I am hearing that the guys killed in LA were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Two of them..Also there were five men shot. Two walked away , and only one was reported in the news..LA people unno owe we a big explantion fi dis

DEAR MET

dear met

From: Denial
Title: Confused Woman

Message Body:
Good Afternoon Met,

Where do I begin, I am writing to get your feedback and from the bloggers as well on a very important decision that I am about to make.
I am in my early thirties, I am a single mother of one child, who is a 6 years old. Met five years ago I met a man at a staff function, He stated that he was interested in having a relationship with me and after a few dates we decided on dating. Met, when I met this man I asked him he was married he said no, a year went by we still dating he is sleeping at my house and I am sleeping at his, we going out together all over and I met his step mom as his mother resides abroad, I met his sister and his kids. Well Met one day something went wrong and long story short after 3 yrs, come to find out the man is married. Ms. Met I am so hurt and confused, because this man took God off the cross that he is not married and I must ask his kids if he is and all kinda crap.

The issue that I am having Met. is that I really fell for this man, and I am gonna say that I love him, but I would be really naive to think that he will ever leave his wife. I really want out of this relationship, I cry everyday. My Bff said that it would appear that the wife and him not on good terms, ( I also found out he has an outside child) as Ms. Met this man takes me every where. The real deal is that I am currently attending University I have a year left an he is the one footing the bill, this man even bought me a car, pays for my child tuition as the father is a deadbeat. He is always there for me but honestly, since I found out he is married, I am so unhappy, I cry day and night. When I asked him why he lied he said he wanted me so badly but I told him I don’t date married men..Help!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am torn between my conscience and my heart.

CANADA WAR WIDOUT END

After the fight two weeks ago with Honorable loudmouth vs Fre and the other girls, Mikey is not saying that police was sent to his place of employment. What I would like to ask is this; didnt Fre and the others said that they won the fight? Why the popo?

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Title: mikey seh dem send di boys in blue to him place of business

Message Body:

Mikey Mention

Saturday via mobile.

I’m on my vacation enjoying my time in the sun only to receive a message that you people have sent police to my place of employment. Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or just shake my head. Toronto dancehall people are a trip. Everything you guys try, you will fail. I didn’t tell no one to let life pass them by, so God in heaven only knows why what I’m doing with my life is taking a serious stress toll on you. Who God bless shall no man curse. Back to my vacation I go. Deuces!

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Chantiedon Hollywood Dere brave tho.. N the police have no manners a guh people work. Rude.

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Nicole Thug Haterz have a good job enjoy your vacation

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Theresa Rich KEEP DOING WHAT U DOING……………DEM A PENNY U AND U NAW LOOK PON DEM……OLE WICKED….

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