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NEWS FLASH 90TIES PEOPLE ROLL OUT

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From: KGN 6
Title: DON OF BROOKLYN/21ST CREW DEH A JAIL

Message Body:
MET THE BIG MAN FI 2 1ST MAN DEM, AND SOME CONSIDER HIM BOSS A BROOKLYN DEH A HELL PON MILLION DOLLAR BAIL.

From: KGN 6
Title: MAKAVELI SOON TO RETURN HOME

Message Body:
MET, U HEAR SEH MAKAVELLI FROM 90”S DEH A IMIGRATION SOON REACH HIS PLACE A BIRTH!! ASK MI IF HIM HAVE SOMEWHERE FI SLEEP DOWN DEH. MEAN FI TELL SEH DEM DEH MAN BIG A FORIN AND BWOY A YAAD.. BWOY ANOTHER ON WAH NEVER LISTEN BUJU DEPORTEE SONG…

KIZZY MEKKINZ

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FORGOTTEN QUESTION

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MI RUN GO OVER TWITTER GO DUH MI UJAL BROWSING……….MI SI AIDONIA LOOKING VERY CLEAN INA DI BABYBLUE JACKET AND TING……….PAN DI TWITTER PICTURE …DEN IT DAWN PAN MI SEH MI NEVA ASK DIS PERTINENT QUESTION BEKAW UNNO DONE SEH MI ALWAYS SEH DIDI ALWAYS LOOK IN NEED OF A VERY ROUGH SCRUB, SUH WHEN A SI HIM CLEAN NOW IT BRING MI BACK TO DI QUESTION…..WHEN MAN COMPLAIN BOUT STATE AND CONDITION OF HOUSE YUH KNOW DI CONDITION REALLY WAA DEEP TREATMENT..DI MAN DEM SEH DI CONDITION OF THE HOUSE IS STILL THE SAME AS 2009 …IS LIKE DAT FAMILY NUH KNOW NUH FORM A CLEANING , PLACE UNTIDY BAD AND DOE STAY GOOD………….AND DEM SEH IS OVA DERE MEGAN GONE SUH DEM WAA ASK IF SHE USED TO DIRT OR SHE INTEND TO CLEAN UP OVA DEH BECAUSE DEM NEVA KNOW SEH HOT GIRL CUDDA GO MOVE INA DIRT AND SINCE SHE MOVE IN DEM NUH SI NO CHANGE DI PLACE STILL NAH KIP UP…….DIS WAS BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH…NOW TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION THAT AIDONIA NOW LOOKS CLEAN IN THIS JACKET , SOME WEEKS AFTER HIS SON HAS BEEN BORN…ARE WE TO TAKE IT THAT THE HOUSE IS CLEAN TOO??? SMADDY CERTIFY OOOOOOO WE NEED DIS FI CONFIRM

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TEEF ORDERED TO RETURN GOODS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

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BIG UP TO DI DANCEHALL SCRAPER DEM WHEY GWAAN LIKE DEM ALLERGIC TO DEM YARD BUT STAY ROUND AFTER PARTY DONE FI SI WHEY DROP PAN DI FLOOR FI DEM PICK UP CARRY HOME…BIG DEM UP BECAUSE DEM A PLAY NEAT TEEF AND DEM HAND STILL DIRTY..BIG UP TO DI DANCEHALL TEHTEH WHEY COME FROM DI PARTS A MERIKA WHEY DID BAN FROM OFFA JMG ONE TIME….BIG HAR UP BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH DEM NEVA SI ONE BRAVE TEEF LIKE DAT YET. BUT BIG HAR UP SED WAY BECAUSE SHE WAIT AFTER DI PEOPLE DEM DANCE AND TEK UP DI PEOPLE DEM PHONE …………CYAR HOME….DI MAN DEM SEH WHEN SHE WAS IN THE MOTIONS OF PICKING UP DI PHONE DEM SEH TELL HAR DAT PICTURE PAN DI PHONE WAS NOT HERS AND SEH SEH A FI HAR OWN SAME WAY…….TILL DI OWNER ORDER HAR FI RETURN IT TO DI SCENE OF THE THEFT.. YEAH MAN BIG HAR UP BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH SHE AND HAR FAMILY GWAAN LIKE DEM HOT AND NEAT …………AND PHONE TEEFING SHOULD BE DI LEAST A DEM PROBLEM ………..BEKAW ………DEM NEED FI TEEF SOME OIL FREE OIL FI DEM HARD SKIN…SHOUT OUT PHONE TEEF BECAUSE DI MAN SEH RETURN AND YUH HAFFI CHAVIL FROM YUH YAWD RETURN BACK DI PEOPLE DEM TINGS WHEY YUH EXTORT OFA DI DANCE FLOOR <--(dus waa use big word) ANYHOW DI MAN DEM WA KNOW HOW SHE FEELING DIS MORNING AND IF SHE WILL BE BACK INA DI DANCE ANYTIME SOON ................AFTER DIS BRAZEN THEFT

WHO WATCH FIND ME MY MAN?

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Hi Met,
Was just watching Oxygen’s -Find me my man and the next episode will feature none other than Rebecca Silvera (even crying) -__- i was quite shocked. You should tune in. lol

Met a Rebecca silvera dat pon find me my man? Di show pon oxygen? Or a blind mi blind, mi nuh too sure so duh check fi mi. Thanks.

WHO ROCKED IT BETTER

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