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TEEF ORDERED TO RETURN GOODS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

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BIG UP TO DI DANCEHALL SCRAPER DEM WHEY GWAAN LIKE DEM ALLERGIC TO DEM YARD BUT STAY ROUND AFTER PARTY DONE FI SI WHEY DROP PAN DI FLOOR FI DEM PICK UP CARRY HOME…BIG DEM UP BECAUSE DEM A PLAY NEAT TEEF AND DEM HAND STILL DIRTY..BIG UP TO DI DANCEHALL TEHTEH WHEY COME FROM DI PARTS A MERIKA WHEY DID BAN FROM OFFA JMG ONE TIME….BIG HAR UP BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH DEM NEVA SI ONE BRAVE TEEF LIKE DAT YET. BUT BIG HAR UP SED WAY BECAUSE SHE WAIT AFTER DI PEOPLE DEM DANCE AND TEK UP DI PEOPLE DEM PHONE …………CYAR HOME….DI MAN DEM SEH WHEN SHE WAS IN THE MOTIONS OF PICKING UP DI PHONE DEM SEH TELL HAR DAT PICTURE PAN DI PHONE WAS NOT HERS AND SEH SEH A FI HAR OWN SAME WAY…….TILL DI OWNER ORDER HAR FI RETURN IT TO DI SCENE OF THE THEFT.. YEAH MAN BIG HAR UP BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH SHE AND HAR FAMILY GWAAN LIKE DEM HOT AND NEAT …………AND PHONE TEEFING SHOULD BE DI LEAST A DEM PROBLEM ………..BEKAW ………DEM NEED FI TEEF SOME OIL FREE OIL FI DEM HARD SKIN…SHOUT OUT PHONE TEEF BECAUSE DI MAN SEH RETURN AND YUH HAFFI CHAVIL FROM YUH YAWD RETURN BACK DI PEOPLE DEM TINGS WHEY YUH EXTORT OFA DI DANCE FLOOR <--(dus waa use big word) ANYHOW DI MAN DEM WA KNOW HOW SHE FEELING DIS MORNING AND IF SHE WILL BE BACK INA DI DANCE ANYTIME SOON ................AFTER DIS BRAZEN THEFT

57 Responses to TEEF ORDERED TO RETURN GOODS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

  • simplicity says:

    met a weh yuh dig up yuh writing style yow …a nuh de great x6 driva yah tawk :tkp

  • Met says:

    :tkp

  • simplicity says:

    mi haffi read it agen it sweet mi ….is an andriod or apple dem tuketh :nerd

    i am weak nd is not in de knees,met yuh bd enuh man dwrcllllllllllllllllllllllll :ketupat

  • Smh! says:

    It couldn’t be the x6 driver no way

  • Met says:

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  • simplicity says:

    cum back ere suh man…rest de bike mek the gas settle inna it nuh….weh yuh sey de man spot the rake nd a tell dem bring it rite back cuz nuh leaf neva deh deh weh waan scrape up_______________________________________________________

  • simplicity says:

    weh yuh mean by a cuden the x6 driva tan deh nuh read gud…de jmg ban has been lifted up but the dancehall wan is coming oooooooooooooooo :ngakak

  • Met says:

    how u fi teef smaddy phone in front a so many people and dem did done tell u is not urs? teef mon

  • simplicity says:

    yah tawk dat imagine dem guh as far as tuh tell yuh sey the pic on the fone anuh you knw’n how tuff yuh be nd mild the pic luk nd yuh still tarry dem pass brave nd dry yeye mama

  • Met says:

    eye dry like dem skin

  • Anonymous says:

    I who write this? One of the few I read in a long time that is so well written. Big up the writer, now I wish others will learn to write like this!

  • simplicity says:

    _____________________________________________________________________________

  • Met says:

    :nerd

  • simplicity says:

    yuh well nd knw a met yuh galang

  • ThEXOnE says:

    DWL, Anon, beg yuh do no extort (word of the day) Met mout this morning, Simppppp :peluk

  • Met says:

    nixy :hammer

  • simplicity says:

    nixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :peluk

    wen mi c she point out big wurd a deh mi spread weh, a chue she knw de teef a bit on the dunce side likka mi yah lmaooo

  • Dwrl says:

    JMGGGGGGG WOOOIIIEEEEEEE. THE MAN SEH THE PIC NO LOOK LIKE SHE BUT SHE CLAIM IT WAS SHE :hoax she never know you can’t even shit let dem dancehall men see lmfaoooo barbershops mash up dis week yah cause a the story feh the week dis

  • Dwrl says:

    So she drive X6 and can’t afford her own S4??? Maybe she did want see if her man cocky indeer, oh god mi a try MEK joke but dis shit embarrassing

  • status says:

    Simply :peluk
    dash out the tory name so I can go catch up plz, I feel away when im not in the loop lol

  • simplicity says:

    status a weh yuh been mine enuh

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hi Metsy n Simpli pls unnu just wink if a mi special fren **r*k unnu a tawk bout cause mi woulda have teck a very long lunch break right now fi shell har dung just wink Metsy r Simpli plssss

  • status says:

    Simply school have meh lock down man, but I will never give allyuh up.

  • Dwrl says:

    (((((((Wink)))))))

  • simplicity says:

    den mi hab yeye fi wink ma?!?!?!?

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lol see DWRL wink up top deh lmaooooo

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    Gunshaat, as much as me ave NOT the least idea, dah gal yah grimmy bad!!! sas-chrise man…

  • annoymous says:

    Den ketch how she lean up with har lean self a tek up the people dem phone :nohope

  • ThEXOnE says:

    Yow, this haffi be the heights of madness….so we need an update. what had happended when she returned the phone to customer service/teef&return?

  • london5948 says:

    Afternoon met, jmg crew, bloggers n all. @met, dem extort d fone offa d peeple dem dance-floor, different form of swiping I c., lol. :bola :bola
    Guh gee da people dem dem fone, ole teef like a u! Like my sweet, sweet madda say, “doa grudge people fi dem tings, caw u nuh kno ow’ dem get e! :bola

  • kremlin says:

    morning met n metters but dah one yah me pop up. so dem.really extort d floor fi d Phone lmao

  • LUNDUN says:

    a who diss now, tawkcheut plz fill in di stars u blank out.

    i was thinking it was bobbette, but i guess not.

  • london5948 says:

    Lundun,,,,,, T****….k.

  • LUNDUN says:

    london u mean tarik?

  • Riches says:

    so y oonuh fraid fi call name? Met dem nuh know your style a writing? only u one write fluent patois! mi si mi died @ extort_________________________ Afternoon one and all, glad to see Simpli back

  • LUNDUN says:

    say it aint so london?? cement body tarik weh rich like bill gates an ave houe inna every state lifted di phone from the floor?

    i don’t believe unno. unno is lying on di rich one, unno is just badmine an want tarnish di great body rich empress.

  • london5948 says:

    Bfore me figet, “alledgedly” az I stated above. :nerd

  • Brownberry says:

    HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this thief Dear Lord and deliver her out of temptation cuz she already make the mistake to tief the people them phone in 2013 when you have LOCKOUT and other security on Iphones and Android Phones that tells the owner who stole the phone.

    Nah go lie, mi drop straight off a mi chair a work, Met you affi behave better DWL with bringing back the phone to the scene of the crime. Tief, Tief, Tief.

  • Met says:

    Riches dem nuh know oooooooooooo :angel

  • status says:

    Lawd look who name uno ALLEDGEDLY calling, uno know when she land over here is hell and power.

  • london5948 says:

    Lundun ow u doin, alledgedly, yes,@a riches me know iz met write dis, so she is a journalist…so she’s smart..so am I.. :thanks2

  • LUNDUN says:

    status, cement body lucky, if she know weh good if har she stay offa di wall cuz if a me me woulda shame wid mi rich self.

  • london5948 says:

    Me nuh c met mention no name!!!

  • LUNDUN says:

    london mi deh ya inna di queen’s land a enjoy di holiday blood, how u doing?

  • simplicity says:

    richessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • london5948 says:

    @status wen she roll een, all alledges shall b confirmed or denied…I on the other hand hav no problem backing up n e ting I av to say “behine” d computer, or on the worlwideweb.
    We ah guess iz who and yes me kno iz who, but all of this is alledged, I for one don’t kno if the story iz 100, but I kno its SUSS, so I comment wid caution!!!!!

  • london5948 says:

    Lundun gud to c everyting brite back home. Just got nostalgic, for a minute.
    Help me keep these yardies in check, deh get outta hand sometimes, lol.
    U kno ow dem lub da britisher dem. One blood.

  • LUNDUN says:

    london, i’m a yardie in di queen’s land lol!!

  • london5948 says:

    Get the 00outaere!!!! Ah me ah d real McCoy!!!! Lundun,dadadun. Dats ok, guess u kaint elp wid da yardies!
    I waz watchin a movie called, oh shit me figet da name…sumting like….defending the block…about dese yutes who were fighting dis black lookin dog monster,,,wat a movie nice, hav u seen it?

  • coco krispie says:

    Attack the Block…great movie

  • london5948 says:

    Jamaicans have ALWAYZ had a heavy presence in England, especially London.
    Rite lundun :thanks2 :2thumbup :thumbup

  • london5948 says:

    @cocokrispie, thanks,. Good movie rite, coco?

  • london5948 says:

    The half chiney yute remine me of me little sweet boyfren, @ the time he waz 13, no alledging here…Philip Chin!!!!!!!! Where u deh???????

  • LUNDUN says:

    yes london mi watch it.

    u need to watch a series name youngers weh cum pon E4, a dat noice.

  • coco krispie says:

    Your welcome hun. And yessss good movie never get tired of watching it.

  • Anonymous says:

    Da only place get ban from jmg is philly cuz dem to awful……….

  • Met says:

    ping ping

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