In a confirmed case of runyoka, Manjolo villagers were left dumbfounded when a Binga man was caught mysteriously stuck to a married woman while having sex.

A Zimbabwean online publication claims that it took it nearly a week to get hold of reliable sources and gather substantial information pertaining the incident due to communication barriers associated with most rural areas. The incident reportedly took place two weeks ago when a man who identified himself as Clever Muleya was caught red-handed, busy enjoying horizontal gymnastics with a woman married to Simon Ndlovu.

The site claims that a reliable source who eventually revealed much information to its news crew after being offered a hefty ‘thank you’, said she had never witnessed such a strange incident in her life.

“It was on Tuesday last of last week when a neighbour woke me up and urged me to go to the Ndlovus to catch glimpse of a unbelievable ‘magnetic’ development that had come true courtesy of Ndlovu’s wife. I went to their homestead and I found his wife sleeping with another man whose penis was stuck inside her organ.

“Ndlovu simply called upon other neighbours to come and witness the shocking incident that was taking place ‘live’ in his own bedroom. The visibly shocked Ndlovu then called a police neighbourhood watch member who advised him not to do anything that was against the law,” said the source.

The woman added that Ndlovu took the keys and locked the ‘stuck’ cheating couple inside then left his homestead without telling anyone where he was heading to.

“He left and went towards the bush. We then thought of following him after it crossed our minds that he could go and commit suicide but we couldn’t find him. The cheated man then came back in the morning in the company of another man who appeared to be a sangoma. When he got there, he asked the Muleya who was stuck to Ndlovu’s wife what they were doing.

“The man apologised and asked for be freed. He further claimed that he was willing to be fined for what he had done. Muleya said he was eager to pay five beasts to Ndlovu for what he had done. That is when Ndlovu advised the sangoma to free them. Ndlovu then said he had set up ‘runyoka’ on his wife as he never trusted her,” added the source.

The publication says it managed to reach Ndlovu who confirmed the incident. He said he caught his wife stuck to another man in his matrimonial bedroom.

“I work at Binga centre where I also stay. On Tuesday I knocked off at work quite early and I deemed it fit to visit my family at my homestead. What shocked me the most when I got there was that when I got near my bedroom I heard some loud sounds of romance. I picked up an axe and forced-open the door. I got the shock of my life when I caught my own wife enjoying herself with another man on my matrimonial bed.

“When the man tried to jump out of the bed that is when he realised that he was mysteriously stuck to my wife. They started crying but it couldn’t help at all. I called my traditional healer who then freed them after the man had promised to pay me five beasts. Upon being freed he came back and gave me two cows and promised to bring the remaining three shortly,” narrated Ndlovu.

Surprisingly, Ndlovu said it wasn’t his first time to catch his wife cheating with another man. He revealed that he no longer trust his wife, who is popularly known in Manjolo village as MaNdlovu. He said he is waiting for their village head’s meeting where a way forward shall be decided.

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In a day or two there will be a few changes around here as I have had to move quickly to recontruct and rebuild, to keep JMG afloat.There will now be a total of 3 sites operating under the JMG trademark. The music site will be permanently linked to the second site and this present site will still be up and running . Because of clean up needed here in terms of unfit pictures etc, I have decided it is best to keep this site as is but create a new site that will be our permanent home and this site will be updated weekly with the posts that cannot be put on the new site. So on Fridays I will show all the pictures and videos that are sent to me during that week that are unfit for the new site will be put here.. The content in our new home will all be written by me, so I am asking senders to please write clearly so that I will be able to re-write your story with ease.

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Di sexy, di pretty di salt………..The sweet but now sour regular dancehall thumb tack Traceyyyy..Champion was said to have been pulled in by police recently because of her failure to turn herself in. Sources say that the dancehall celebrity was picked up by police during her party hopping escapade. Chelliean Latanneya Duncan known to the Jamaican dancehall diaspora as Tracey Champion was scheduled to serve a six month sentence she receieved after being caught with over 100lbs of marijuana last April. Duncan was to begin serving time in March of this year but requested that her sentence be pushed back until April. However Duncan had a party that was scheduled for last niht, May 26, 2013. Sources within the dancehall disapora say this is the reason Duncan tried to hide from the law. On Wednesday May 22,2013 after attending after attending a party in Miami where her own party was schedueled to keep, Duncan went missing for the the very popular Black and White ball and has not been seen since. Miami is abuzz with this very hot and spicy news and not a touch of salt. Feel free to add the missing pieces as we, the dancehallwaschiepeepies would like to know how the banglement went………..Met, signing over and out!

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Title: BE CAREFUL OF THIS GAL.

Message Body:
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