THE GREAT BIG SECRET

MI NUH WANT UNNO ASK MI WHO WHAT WHEN NOR WHERE…DIS A NUH NO NEWS PAPER ARTICLE…A SUSS DIS…….ALRIGHTY THEN……..DEM SEH DI BIG LADY…… WID DI NEW COMPLEXION / UP-TO-DATE HAIR DO………YES DAT ONE WHEY A RUN JAMAICA ……..DI QUEEN SKETEL. (only in linguistics that is) YES DI GREAT BIG SKETEL WHEY NUH RAMP FI TEK DI MIC AND GO TALK UP AND WHEN SHE LEGGO DI SKETEL PAMPLET DEM SEH SHE IS TALKING FI DI POOR PEOPLE DEM OVASTAND..HOW SHE LOCAL AND HORTICAL..UNNO GET MI? MEMBA ONE TIME DEM DID SEH SHE CARRY SO SO MACKEREL GO GI HAR PEOPLE DEM? IS HOW UNNO NEVA TELL MI SEH SHE REALLY SICK OR HOW SHE NUH TELL DI PUBLIC SEH SHE SICK AND PEOPLE SI HAR PAN FARRIN PLANE A GO FARRIN HOSPITAL A FLORIDA FI GET TREATMENT? SICKNESS NUH FI HIDE BECAUSE WE CAN CHEER HAR ON AND ALL DESE TINGS……………….SUH IF ANYTHING SHOULDA HAPPEN TO HAR AND *God forbid o* …IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO HAR WE DI PUBLIC DUS WUDDA HEAR SEH SHE DROP BUP HAR TIP……..NOT KNOWING SEH SHE BEEN SICK AND A TEK TIME TEK WHEY HARSELF? I WISH HAR DI BESTEST HEALING AND MAY SHE SERVE HER TERM