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DANCEHALL CALENDAR TOSS UP-JAMAICA EDITION

Dem two man yah a chat backa 1 anotha back…Mario dope boy weh dem seeh a batty man a chat luki seeh him a ppppy caz di date him keep yellow and white pan was officially fi him date fi keep house a ladies pan dats why him neva guh. and luki a chat him seeh him a batty man and him neva dida guh change fi him date caz a him di ppl dem a cheer fah. Bry Bry(stand pipe) dem weh mario a itch up pan caz him nav nuh freind a chat mario to dem a play pan di two side a di fence it nuh look good dem comming like some big gyal worst dan di oman dem. suh right now Mario neva guh luki dance but luki guh his. preements a gwan!!!
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47 Responses to DANCEHALL CALENDAR TOSS UP-JAMAICA EDITION

  • dainty says:

    mario dance empty and boring like bottle pan shelf

  • dainty says:

    Good Morning Met……..mi seeh mi deh a Mario Dance and one of his frenz tek two case of Moet and affi bring back 1 case and bout two outta di other case. lol….it neva look good! dem a mallice ova dat n dem suppose to be friendz two a dem a bitch. Luki party di ram still mi naa lie and funfilled. but him hype to much wid him fishy self…. it nuh look good !! all dem duh a chat dem 1 anotha

  • yah suh nice says:

    woiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Met one time dem dida seeh Mario and Luki deeh!! dem should deal wid dem shit betta ppl neva haffi know dem a mallace now!

  • Sender: The people them will cheer for Luki cause he lives in ja mario only comes Some times so Luki will for ever get a better support than him. Suh mi nuh rong luki Fabulous. Boy woulda haffi change their date for me too.

  • No sah says:

    A Wah kinda name dat Luki fabulous so Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! wah duh dem man yah nowwa days roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll !

  • Real talk says:

    yow luki keep him party same time every year, dat is the tues after easter monday, suh it nuh matter the date, its when easter falls in the year. Suh batty man Mario weh jus a run een an start keep party a ja last year should a did know dat before him go mek date..Luki date is set in stone every year..So if Mario really a pree di man, him need fi read dis and shut di fpppk up or dont keep back nuh party a yaad. As fi uno who stay pon jmg an judge dancehall people, nuff a uno life is worst and fpppd up..Mi bredrin Luki is no batty man, uno let go dat off a di man name yow..

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Lord Mario need to leave ja and come home and leave the dance thing luki u need to stop u and Mario use to rant out a one pot and sleep in a the same bed just because Mario leave u and have a woman now u vex with me stop show off ur self nasty luki u need to go shower and go a gym u will fine another man.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    And FYI a juggist and problem buy the Rosé and have to give them back when the dance done, juggist u flop ur self u need to take some of the money and go buy some close cause the same shit u wer her over and over a it u go where a JAMAICA.

  • WTF says:

    Yow Samantha yuh wicked nuh bumbo claat, wah kinda a allegations dem dat yuh a write..all you fi get a gun shot, people like you nuh fi a live a f—..

  • Dwrl says:

    CLOTHES!!!!

  • Met says:

    den nuh jmg u deh pan how u reach here? nuh seh dat …please speak to who a mek di allegations directly thanks

  • real talk says:

    Met i dont have a issue wid Jmg, i luv dis site, but di evil people dem weh keep coming on and make it seem like dancehall people have no life, dem is wicked, dem know dem self. Met mi know yuh luv dancehall or yuh wudnt have di stories on here.. di evil people dem know dem self..

  • good good says:

    WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! DEM COME WAY A JA COME FLOP DEM SELF…..DWRL SAMANTHA MI LIKE YUH MI LIKE WEN NAME CALL CAZ SOME A DEM JUST TOO HYPE IS EITHA DI DANCE NUH GWAN WID NTN FI BUY DEM OR HIM COULDNT AFFORD IT DWL OR MAY B A CONSIGNMENT CAZ A DATS ALL DEM DUH INNA DANCE FI MEK DEM DANCE LOOK LIKE IT GWAN WID TINGS LOL MARIO NEED FI GUH BATHE HIM LOOK EVERY BODY ALL DOG PAN 4 FOOT HIM A LOOK….ITCH UP INNA DANCE WID ALL KINDA CR-ITCH OLE AND DEN A GWAN ;LIKE SEEH SUCK HOOD SADAMITE TIFFANY A HIM ONLY OMAN AND SHES SO F—ING DUMB TO SMH A BITCH NEEDS TO WAKE UP! HIM ONLY KNOW HAR WEN HIM BRING HAR OUT LOL SHES JUST FOR THE SEASON NEXT YEAR IS A NEW GYAL INNA HIM BAR…..BUT HIM AND LUKI DID ALLA SHARE DI SAME GYAL AT 1 POINT…..WOOIIII….LOL

  • Met says:

    dancehall is our culture thats why its here

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    All mi can say is that it look like Mario gree wid Tiffany cah she all look like she a gain weight..compared to when she and Sadeki dutty life di deh all dem di was stand up inna spotlight fi go pon Fimiyaad and nickfotoworks….

  • gaza says:

    SAMATHA NEED FI COME OFFA DI RASS COMPUTER AND BACK A SCHOOL.SHI CAH SPELL FI SAVEE HAR RASS LIFE.

  • gaza says:

    GO

  • Anonymous says:

    LUKI IS GAY !!!! aka batty bwoyyy…

  • goooodddaazzzz says:

    some body need fi dash out Problem file!!! is not juggist alone need clothes him only have 2 black shirt and need to check into a gym. dem really need fi stay ah ny instead ah come ja ah return rose… what ah damn shame!!!!!

  • Observer says:

    samanthaaaaaaaaaaaa cum bak oooo caw wen yu talk ppl dedddddddddddd wi wah di suss cum talk weh yu seh yuh noe

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @gaza and WTF I know who u are is just because ur name a call come kiss my a.. If u and ur friend don’t like the truth don’t put it out there me talk anything and who don’t like bite it if I’ll don’t want ur busy out there don’t let me know Luki and Mario

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @good good a me fe tell u a true!

  • Observer says:

    talk up di tings demmmmmmmmmm

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @ goodddaaaazzz and the Black shorts problem a big p[[[y him a look hype every year him keep him mother memorial and a sell food and liquor and nobody don’t go problem stay a ny hype no fit u or ur friend juggist.

  • TRISHA says:

    BATTY MAN MARIO AND BATTY MAN LUKI A WAR THE LOVE TRIANGLE MASH UP YAH NOW!….

  • real talk says:

    Nasty Tricia and big pussy Samantha, yuh ugly nuh bombo claat…hey gal only pon bombo claat jmg uno van haide and chat shit…a dead all a uno ago dead and not even joncrow wudnt look pon uno di way uno wicked..Suck uno mumma gal.

  • real talk says:

    can hide

  • Observer says:

    :nerd >>pull up a chair<<

  • Tawkchuet says:

    My gut is telling real talk is a mant (inna mi Madea voice) n if he is indeed a “mant” him sound like him batty is a next bwoy playground very gay unnu fi stop it man whey di whole heap threat pon di poor computer fa internet bad birl n shims unnu need fi go pray n behave unnu self man kmft damn idiots

  • Observer says:

    chuet em raillyyyyyyyyyyyyy upset oooo all a class up di gyal sum reallllll big time pussy dis yes ooo a cum cuss mi now unnuh need a change inna unnuh life an a doah mean fram man—ooman i mean fram bad—-good

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Obs dem have a very problem I don’t know if its the shitstabbing a mad dem kmt mnl pon dem

  • TRISHA says:

    ye man real talk is a big batty bwoy Tawkchuet dats y it bun him suh wia bun out u and your batty policy u n ur two fren dem weh yah defend aguh dead inna real life …shit up home less, clothes less f00k out bowy a wonda a which 1 a dem two man yuh u deh wid are a two a dem…mi dun chat….suh if yuh nuh like di truth come offa jmg….

  • goooodddaazzzz says:

    @samantha when mi look into d party dem i neva see problem wid a oman yet. mine him is just like luki and the next subject. DWWLLLLLLLLL. dancehall scene nuh gud agen…

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @ goodaazzz old time people say show ur friends tell me who u are anything is possible cause problem like to fellow, and @ miss bitch REAL TALK me no like woman so u must know how u know my pppy big, Mario and Luki must a fpppk u in ur ass why u soooo upset because the hole world start to see them for who they are miss ppppy a no guess me a guess a know me know if Wyndham would talk, bitch a my house them sleep in jan when we go a party and them get drunk bitch, I don’t want to bring other people in it but why don’t u go and ask Mario why if him no f—k her in her ass bitch u need to shout ur mouth if u don’t know.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @ REAL TALK since u a real bad people why u don’t let us ur real name and stop hide why u no ask Mario a wish man sofa him and the girl a sleep on and when the man come home and see the girl what happen bitch don’t talk cause u don’t know CHECK!

  • Anonymous says:

    Met but did luki n Nikki mash up after da baby pass but met Nikki use to f— Mario brother juggist wen she did feh a farrin n now her luki n brother in law a par till dem a war now

  • chuckiiii says:

    somebady need fi sen on problem and juggist pic cuz is from xmas mi a hear bout rose ah return when dance dun.. mi neeed fi see dem boy yah!!!!!!!! if a di same one dem weh dung wyndham ah eat off d free breakfast..

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @ chuckiiii u no need no pic’s a the someone, is because I dot know how to put up pic’s u guy would a see something, I would a shae them u see all the bitch them that a talk.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Dont

  • chuckiiii says:

    dwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll pic plz

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Shame

  • Theresa says:

    lmaoooo @ Samantha Pretty Loud dem up!

  • wtf again! says:

    this one sweet!,,talk up the tings samantha!,,,pink wall to the world

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @wtf and Theresa a dead them da pls

  • Anonymous says:

    U SEE LUKI A ONE BIG PUSSY HIM LICKY LICKY LIKE DOG AN LOVE BEG MAN AN GAL A FOREIGN FI CLOTHES AN BOOT, HIM AVE A DUTTY HABIT WHEN HIM GO A PARTY HIM AN BILL GATES AN DEAN DEM NUH GO BAR DEM STAND UP INA PPL DANCE AN WAIT TILL DEM SEE A FOREIGNER DEM RUN IN PON DI PPL DEM LIQUOR BILL GATE A DI MAIN ONE AN LOVE BUY WATER A PPL DANCE DATS WHY DI PPL DEM CUM A HIM PARTY INA MORNING. DI ONE LUKI A GONE LIKE YELLOW AN WHITE A FI HIM OWN A NUH FI HIM A FRONT HIM A FRONT LIKE HOW HIM DID DO WID YELLOW FR ENGLAND, ANY TIME U SEE LUKI GO DANCE GO HYPE WID CHAMPAGNE OR HENNESSY AN DI MAN SEN DI MONEY CAUSE A ONLY CURTAIN DANCE HIM CAN GO HYPE AN DI LITTLE PPL DEM WEH DRINK DEM APPLETON AN VODKA HIM NAH SUPPORT DEM BACK. DI DANCE HALL PPL DEM A WICKED MI JUST WATCH AN LEARN A ALL OVER IT DEH………YEA NOW DI ONE MARIO SAY HIM AN SEDEKI A BROTHER DI 2 A DEM USE 2 GO OUT TOGETHER TEK PIC WID THE 3 A DEM AN HIM GO PICK UP TIFFANY LIKE SHE A NOBODY BUT A NUH NOBODY EIDER UNO SICK JOHN CROW STOMACH…UNO COMING LIKE JMG.

  • Anonymous says:

    THE FIRST PIC THE YOUTH INA DI WHITE GLASSES A HIM LUKI CAN BEG HIM BEG LIKE DEM GAL A REAL TING ….HIM BILL GATE AN DEAN DONT AVE SHIT….ALL DI ONE DEAN HIM WORSER DON GAL WHEN HIM DEH DANCE A BARE BB HIM DEH PON , U A MARRIED NOW DO BETTER AN SPEND A PPL DANCE CAUSE PPL SPEND A FI U. AN MAMBA SEH U NUH GO NO WERE AN TILL U A KEEP U DANCE

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @Anonymous u never said it better so true, a so the other day dean and Luki set up bill gates them buy 2 bottles of rosé and when gates come and stand up beside them they pull the bottle and put it at there head and don’t give bill gates none and them call them self friend A SHiT THEM.

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