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woman who reportedly discovered that she had faeces in her vagina, was allegedly punched in her mouth by her ex-lover, after she asked for money to pay her doctor bill.

The incident reportedly took place in Kingston on February 7.

The ex-lover, who is employed to a well-known media house, appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court last Thursday and after pleading guilty, was fined $5,000 for assault occasioning bodily harm.

When asked why he had punched his former girlfriend, the accused man told Senior Resident Magistrate Judith Pusey that she was stalking him and showing up at his workplace.

Allegations are that the complainant reported to the cops that she was assaulted after she showed up at the man’s family residence to collect $15,000 he had promised her.

It is reported that both parties ended their romance in December and the complainant contacted the accused after learning from her physician that she had faeces in her vagina.

The woman reported to the police that the accused had made arrangements to pay the doctor’s bill, however she was unable to get him on his phone so she went to his workplace.

It is reported that the woman then went to the man’s family residence and while there she was pushed to the ground. She was also punched in the mouth by the accused.

The matter was reported to the police and the accused man subsequently charged.

17 Responses to [email protected]#$UP

  • Observer says:

    di pic dem a beat mi one caak em nose an di nexx hav thumbs down sign i caw tek it :ngakak

  • LUNDUN says:

    so is either him a f— man batty

    or oman batty….so him go f— sumbody inna dem batty an no wash him hood b4 him him f— diss girl?

    or a har own faeces inna har pums? boy mi would luv if she coulda cum talk up di tings dem.

  • Observer says:

    lundy im sure she wiping from front to back ooooooo :hammer

  • countrygirl says:

    Mi tink him a double dip and a moonshine. I know quite a few men in the media go both ways. I wonder a which one a dem dis?

  • kay says:

    d same ting reach a girl a ochi she go doc n find out she ina har pussy wondah if a she dis ? dem story ya rare n far between me feel like a she dis

  • kay says:

    *shit ina har pussy* <<correction

  • LUNDUN says:

    zervah mi mean seh him frig har inna har bum, then frig har inna har pums.

    cuz how di faeces still deh pon him penis fi leff deposits inna har pums. mi feel sick thinking about diss to rass.

  • Observer says:

    mi to

  • sweet says:


  • Jules says:

    Some stories juss piss mi di hell off

  • Huh says:

    You telling me she couldn’t smell his shitty ass. that should teach her about protected sex.

  • eyez says:

    Sometimes people have medical conditions in which they have inflammation in their colon..and in severe cases some might develop a fistula (tunnel) from the intestines to the vagina. What do you get? Shit in the hole!!

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  • Yup says:

    The doctor would have told her and if so I don’t think she wouldnt be walking… If it winded up in her vajayj… Sound like she need a bag…or it closed…trust me .. I woulldnt share that with him if he wasn’t the cause… Me and shitty would be a secret…she wouldn’t betting any money either. He suspect

  • smaddy did sen in da story ya wah day pon TDTD page pon fb b4 it reach news

  • Cindy Royal says:

    $5000 fine??? That’s a slap on the wrist for what he did even tho she was acting a damned fool – I think is shame him shame y he attacked.

    But how di faeces get in the vagina? IE: is it faeces in the vagina per say (maybe from a malfunction of her body) OR is it an infection from a transfer of faeces to the vagina (maybe from vaginal penetration right after anal penetration? Mi nuh know who mi a hawks dem question ere, but mi haffi ask.

  • goodas says:

    nuff gal nuh know how fi wipe them front… wipe from front to back not back to front

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