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TOP 14 SIGNS YOU ARE A SIDECHICK

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Top 14 Signs You’re A Side Chick

There you have it, all top 14 signs that you are a side chick,Whether we like it or not, the “Side Chick” phenomenon is very real all around the world.

Have you ever heard any lady say, “I just found out my boyfriend is getting married”?

And there are also young ladies who know they are side chicks but do not mind being that.

here are some ways to know if you are a side chick!

He doesn’t answer your calls
He is MIA during weekends and public holidays
He doesn’t want to label your relationship / He hesitates to introduce you to people as his “girlfriend”
He is not worried when you cancel set date plans
He only pays you physical compliments
The only time you can call is late at night. If you call anytime before that ur call is rejected.
YOu’re out with Dimarco and he says, “sometimes people call me Keith.”
He makes you duck down in the car at every stoplight.
You only know his nickname cuz he claim he don’t give out his government.
It’s not that I don’t want people to know about us, I just don’t like my personal business in the streets is all.
U only know his nickname. “Yea, girl, me & KNUCKLES s’posed to hang later..aint heard from him yet.”
You can’t come over, my ex still live here. I sleep on the couch though.
If all of your “good” jewelry is from Forever21.
He stays with a fresh line up and clothes & your toes look burnt breakfast sausages.

17 Responses to TOP 14 SIGNS YOU ARE A SIDECHICK

  • ... says:

    lol this was funny

  • SERENITY says:

    lmfaoooooooooooo…….this is funny…..dedding if a dis some gal tek fi really realize dem a bunna gal_______________________________________________________________________

  • Belly Bang says:

    If yuh man live wid him woman, ah nuh fi yuh own.

    Some gal have man and cant pass him yawd gate nuch less fi know how how him bedroom stay.

  • fabulous69 says:

    Lolol..this shit is so funny :ngakak :ngakak

  • Yep! says:

    And then they wonder why women say…” Oh, he’s just a friend”.. :siul

  • toni ann says:

    evening met and mettersss.

    any gal, woman, or lady si sign #1 and stick around fi sign #9 a idiot.

  • Anonymous says:

    OFF TOPIC BUT MET U NUH HEAR SEY THE SANDY HOOK SHOOTING WAS A HOAX??? LAWD MI A WATCH SOM VIDEOS N IT LOOK FISHY FO REAL…………………SEE WAT U CAN FIND AND POST ON THE TOPIC PLZ
    http://youtu.be/Wx9GxXYKx_8

  • Met says:

    watching the video

  • toni ann says:

    @anony
    im watching the video right now…….

  • Foxy Lady says:

    Met, I didn’t want to go there with the Sandy Hook but the big one is the Aurora. If you watched SKYFALL the movie, when it starts what did you see? The building called Aurora right? If you watch the movie DARK KNIGHT when he’s looking at the map, what is the only words visible on the map? SANDY HOOK right?
    Both shooters father were supposed to testify for LIBOR, the biggest financial scandal.
    But worse than that Bill Cooper who the cops killed wrote a book in 1992 called “Behold a pale horse”, he was an ex CIA. In the book he clearly states that they will use drugged up patsies as scapegoats, meanwhile they will shoot up the schools of middle class America to come for our guns.
    All this is just for gun control. Remember, before Hitler could do his work he had to disarm the population right?
    In the words of my sweetheart Tupac, ‘there’s gon be some things in the future that’s gon make it hard for you to smile”.
    Nuff said!
    You ever wonder who is the ‘DARK KNIGHT’ or better yet why the movie was called that? Could it be a dark night cometh?
    Shit gets too deep to go into on a blog post Met. In order to fully grasp it you have to go back to Columbine. Google the Columbine conspiracy. Then check out Australia, how they had that one guy shoot up the mall and kill a whole bunch of people to disarm the population.
    Word on the street has it that the same woman who was supposed to be the Batman’s shooter’s lawyer was the same woman who was talking in Sandy Hook as a parent. Some things are stranger than fiction!

  • ms crimson n cream says:

    met amen mi tell d ppl dem seh sandy hook look fishy to me the day after and d ppl dem light me up n tell me seh mi na nu heart pon fb…now im laughing at them…i was watching a anti obama youtube thing and they seh the first thing they will go after is our guns n ppl will give up thr 2nd amendment without even thinking for the ‘common good’ i hope dem veto every rass bill against gun control

  • Met says:

    every president come in dem haffi have some historical crisis …if dem nuh have it dem create it…i kaint

  • toni ann (dislikes di disliker) says:

    i have the same questions as well, why are they just showing this one victim? what happend to the rest of the kids?

  • toni ann (dislikes di disliker) says:

    @met
    each time a big incident happend it seems to be other fake identical incidents happend after.

  • EbonyLolita says:

    I know TWO of the families where children died. My father attended one of the funerals. I will not entertain this f000ery re: SandyHook Hoax. The greatest lie ever told was that the Devil did not exist!

  • soap opera says:

    you mean to tell me that lady that said she still reaches for her son’s hand when crossing the street is a hoax, as a parent I refuse to believe this.

  • Sensational says:

    It was not a hoax. So many people died. Innocent children;

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