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What’s the worst thing that has happened to you during sex?

I have had to stop giving my guy a blow job so that I could vomit.
I’ve farted while have a good cum, queefed, and peed a bit.
Another time, was when my tummy wasn’t feeling good, but hubby wanted it anyways, and I ended up having small spots of poop on the bed. That was embarrassing.


  • ... says:

    ummmmm :travel

  • Yep! says:

    I had sex with that person

  • toni ann says:

    :nohope :travel

    dear lord,
    thats all i got :ngakak :ngakak

  • Met says:

    toni ann :nerd

  • toni ann says:

    Meth!!! :thanks2 :hoax

  • toni ann says:

    vomit, fart, piss, shit… @senda yuh deh wid a tillette bowl??

  • Belly Bang says:

    Mi dun gi mi toes story long time ago bout di man mi guh ah motel wid and who did just want mi rub mi toe dem pon him penis, and nothing more. Mi did consider dat to be one ah di woirst ting, but jah know, dat ah nuh nothing compared to wat Met want wi chat bout tinite!!!!! :bola

    Di fart during sex ting ah guh happen even once, suh dat ah nuh nothing 3 strange. It embarrassing but it ah nuh nothing strange fi it fi happen. There, I said it.

  • Belly Bang says:

    Oh, and mi did look up di whole queef issue, or vaginal farts, sometime ago and dat too is normal.

  • Met says:

    belly y? :hammr

  • ... says:

    I don’t know is what wrong wid Met cause bwaaay a so senda waan fk so? all when running belly a tek dem dem still a go chrue? Brave soul!

  • toni ann (dislikes di disliker) says:

    queefed normal…… i never farted during sex, and i hope i dont…. but the rest, only me an di tillette hav dem pleasure deh.

  • fashiondoll says:

    Den a which smaddy nuh like Sunday sex meck dem a dislike so? Kakka fart inna me 28 years of sex de only embarrasement a de few times me hear mi pum pum a let of queef sound

  • Belly Bang says:

    fashiondoll, nuh pay dem nuh mind cause dem come in lakka teenager roach to f000, hard fi get rid ah.

    As fi you Met, if yuh feel yuh ah guh draw mi out tinite yuh mek ah sad mistake. :ngakak

    All mi will seh is dat mi had certain concerns and mi did haffi do some discreet queries fi mek sure seh ah nuh one sign fi mi fi kip off sex & tun nun :cool

  • Belly Bang says:

    Sometimes its a matter of how our bodies are responding at the time as also ah nuh everytime man seh spread dem it mean fi obey his command. We have to understand our bodies and from there we know how to approach sex.

    Some of us find ourselves in situations where:-
    1. We body nuh feel right but wi engage in this olympian sex just cause wi nuh want disappoint the man;
    2. We nuh know dat we have to care for our bodies, eat properly, detox regular and ting, cause that will help in healthy sex and maybe less embarrassing moments

  • toni ann (dislikes di disliker) says:

    this is off topic but, have anyone started watching the sandy hook shooting??

  • SERENITY says:

    bwoy senda you sure did hab nuff accident….accident prone much,lol

    Mi neva queef,cough or fart so far but mi did hab my share a sexual injuries….mi memba one time mi a aim fi plz & say mi a go try a style mi always see di female dancer dem do
    ….jump & split. Mi mek a small jump…land wid a split & instead a mi land pon di dick…a str88 offa di bed right eena di wall……now you can all guess that laughing spoil,mi could not even finish di sex escapade after dat deh shame

  • eyecandy says:

    :ngakak :ngakak

  • Met says:

    yes toni an mi watch it eno

  • JAHkno says:

    Gudnite every1

    I can only relate to d queefin….senda mi wuda kep d poops story 2 miself doe

    Serenity no worries, mi dun drp offa bed 2 :malu

    “Rock the boat baby, Don’t tip the boat over” :siul

  • Met says:

    the vomitting can happen if di ting deh touch di choat ting deh :nerd

  • fashiondoll says:

    :ngakak @ Serenity

  • toni ann (dislikes di disliker) says:

    do you believe someting mite guh suh or not?? ssandy hook.

    because for me i was confuse to why they were reporting more than one killers, each news stationg having different information, how comes dem neva know the difference between the two brothers, why were they reporting that the mother was dead at the school when in fact she wasnt and how did he get in the school to do so much damaged?

  • Belly Bang says:

    this Sender brave to send it this topic but ah reality dat facing women out there. When di man dem come out of the bedroom and gather up their groups and chat wah and wah gwaan and how the girl react and ting and ting, these are the stuff they discuss also- well, dem more fi discuss it bout di jumpoff than the wife. In the case of the wife, dem may be concerned but dem may kip dem mout shut and tek to the wilds for comfort.

    BUT, with the sheet & ass business (and I have skipped around that issue long enough), Sender, as mi seh, yuh need to do your preliminaries in the bathroom before sex start. And yuh cant expect fi ah nyam throughout the day like yuh hear a voice seh “Rise Peter, Kill and Eat”, and nyam curry, beans, and drink yuh milk and carrot juice and then fi guh hackle the body further inna di bed & tink its all peace & safety.

    If di body nuh up to the task, bearing in mind wat yuh nyam up and yuh diet and how the body motions ah guh, maybe yuh haffi reconsider certain tings before yuh start swing from the roof.

  • Met says:

    toni ann mi nuh know wha fi believe……… something was fishy to me..

  • Met says:

    a wha do belly :tkp

  • Belly Bang says:

    Met, everybady ah skip round di topic and mi ah mek mi one or two contribution. God’s will be done, in the next month or so mi ah guh want siddung pon yah long (like now) and cant dweet suh mi ah mek mi little 1 or 2 contribution from now. :nerd

  • fashiondoll says:

    @ Belly a same so fi true. And some body shape kaw go inna all kine a position or else all kind a sound start escape outta dem :ngakak :ngakak :sup2:

  • toni ann (dislikes di disliker) says:

    i had much questions before the video, and i just dont know what to think and believe anymore. Since the sandy hook shooting almost every day is a panic attack news, kid bring gun to school to show friends, kids at school with real like guns that turn out to be fake guns etc. Oh lawd!

  • Met says:

    toni ann smaddy push someone off a train and every day or every week after someone does the same….is either the whole nation sick or the incidents fake

  • Met says:

    fashion is that u? :hammer

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    No stew peas pon de list of nhamings before sex…dem beans have a way of interupting a good jam fes.

  • fashiondoll says:


  • MaddRa$$ says:

    As a man di worst ting dat happen to me is while i was cummin mi buss a fart mi sey met mi foot dem get weak a pon di ground mi end u an di oman vex bout it to DWRCL.

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