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THE BIRTH OF A NEW NATION

68 Responses to THE BIRTH OF A NEW NATION

  • Cindy Royal says:

    I found the Beyonce trailer way more interesting than those 2 lame ass women.

  • Met says:

    morning cindy i would like fi ask is what dem tek mek dat bottom because it look like if she sidung it will burst

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Mawnin Cindy! Dem nave nuh hair fi go do…altho mi wouldnt want dem hand inna mi head afta dem ah grab up dem front smh…that ladys ass looks weird and padded, like sheneneh’s from martin.

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Pardon me, Good morning Ms. Met!! When yuh sneak in? lol

  • Met says:

    morning :maho

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Good morning everyone!

    It look like is 1 of the butt-panties shi have on Met. Altho I’ve heard that some decades ago women used to pad up with cloth to get the effect of a big butt.

  • Met says:

    no cindy she do har battam man

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Oh! Well sah… it nuh look good cuz it jus look like sinting roun up pan har backside. kmt

  • Anonymous says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!MET YOU ADI BES.

  • lmaooooooo ewwww

  • Anonymous says:

    No sah pony babymother have on pampers whey she shit Inna dwl dey batty dey need fi bust or squeeze it look lie an over grown boil

  • PPL busineSS says:

    MORNING MET…ME NA LIE DEM LOOK LIKE DEM A HAVE FUN DOE …. D TWIN STILL LOOK LIKE A DONKEY

  • LadyWoW says:

    Morning On and All

    A weh dis up a top DWL NICE START TO DI morning

  • Met says:

    ppl business morningggggggg wow morning…mi waa know a wha mek dem battam deh

  • Tawkchuet says:

    All di B a wine all a now di contraption that is attached to har back no move nooooooo sahhhhhhhhh can anyone say tuff&stiff :nohope

  • Met says:

    no sah das heavy like some melted steel …di battam nah budge

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Dat one ya Met is a mixcha of cement steel n granite lmaoooooooo

  • Met says:

    :hammer

  • Met says:

    and round off like dem real marble statue _____________________________________________

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Mi say mi see the two sista dem inna di supermarket wha day ya n mi a wonder if a di lighting inna di place or a my eyesight did mash up di two a dem mugdugrugzugly baddddddddd them need to demands back dem money whosoever do dem so fi go prison mi nah lie

  • Bawn Bless says:

    A SHAME LISA SHAME HOW DEM A DUN AR! IF SHE INNA VIDEO A HOLE UP AR KRATCHES SUH, IMAGINE WEH SHI A DUH INNA PRIVATE? AN DEN BOUT SHI A DUH HAIR? DEM SEH SHAME A NUH WAIT BUT IT BRUK NECK…LISA! CONSIDER UR NECK BROKEN. A PLAY SHI A TRY PLAY IT OFF.& WHOSOEVER A VIDEO AR, A LAUGH OFFA AR UNDA DI QUIET. SHI COULDN’T EVEN MANAGE DI DI BUNGLE WEH SHI A CARRY. YUH NUH SI HOW MUSCLE CONTRACT HOLE AR INNA DI FINE CHICKEN FOOT? CAUSE DI FOOT DEM NEVA MECK FI CARRY SUCH WEIGHT ! MI WOULDN’T EVEN WASTE MI TIME AN GI AR A LAUGH! DON’T TELL MI SEH LISA AGO PLAY OUT ARSELF AN STAWT SEN VIDEO TO JMG? STAY INNA YUH LANE. ALL DI ONE STAY BAD MARSHA, YUH NUH BADDA COME OUT, YUH KNOW GOOD FI SI DUNG! UNNUH TOO HEFFIN HIGLE!LISA SET EXAMPLE FI DARREN!

  • Met says:

    ping :hammer

  • Met says:

    chuet how old dem is agen? :tkp

  • Bawn Bless says:

    *Typo* mi mean weight. Di way how it hurt mi fi ar mi couldn’t “wait” fi type mi comment!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Me no knowwwwww Metsy do u want me to take a guess? :nerd

  • Met says:

    :maho

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Den fi real watch how di knee dem a buckle unda di weight of the “mixcha” lol alls mi knows is that unnu gal wicked to unnu self. Unnu need fi boil cornmeal with potato porridge daily, fava scall dog too much man n tap bleach it unnu look crawny

  • Bawn Bless says:

    They are 1 year younger than I…Dem a tutty five dis ere! I couldn’t believe it. These donkeys were born 1978. yeppp!!!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Bawn Bless 35 x 2, u mean or 35 + ?, cause dem mussi stay out inna too much night dew then.

  • Met says:

    doe tell no lie pan nite dew … thanks :angel

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lol ok I take it back :mewek

  • simplicity says:

    As always no customer jus dem nd de rest a strays weh a dime fe 2 slice a bread fe buss de backed up overnight gas weh nah tek up ongle oba dem chest but dem head nd ass….in person dem fava wen dawg a shed tics nd puss get set pon fire dem wuden mine smaddy cum buy dem a cup a ginger tea fi seal de nite suh dem chest ready fe the nites cocky beverage ….did i say good morning?!?!?!?

  • simplicity says:

    Mi grand fada wuda a sey dem is a crossway nine nd a backwud three nd a cuz dem de sun and moon hardly meet..up tuh dis day a doah knw wat it mean dwrcl

  • LadyWoW says:

    BLESS A LIE NO SAH DEM BAWN 78 – MI OLDA DAN DEM TUFF TURBUT GYAL YAH :mewek

  • Met says:

    simplicityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • simplicity says:

    Weh yah bawl out me name suh fah a wah yuh miss me :D

    All dem gal yah need a likkle porridge and few slice a bread nd dem day mek a de warm dance dis cuz food cum r get eaten

  • simplicity says:

    Weh yah bawl out me name suh fah a wah yuh miss me :D

    All dem gal yah need a likkle porridge and few slice a bread nd dem day mek a de warm dance dis cuz food cum r get eaten

  • setgood says:

    If i laugh a piss up miself dis morning..

  • Met says:

    yes mi miss u lots and lots :peluk and please dash whey dat emoticon a whey u go draw it up?

  • simplicity says:

    A gud thing a teeth dem use fe identify de age cuz mi a tell dem cuda pass fe 2days older dan dirt..terrible

  • simplicity says:

    :peluk dash weh wah yuh gwaan enuh ….fe yumg green gal dem mash up dem self wod dos ole heap a black mawkit surgery in real life dem fava wen dawg a shed md puss set pon fire all dem fave long dung nd tuff can use dem body as a bulldozer fe tear dung any building

  • Anonymous says:

    Buenos Dias Metty Y Metters…………..Hola Simpli is back :)
    Metty while where on the topic of stiff asses……Any word on the release or deportation of Stacy Bashment?

    Quena- Still kaint log on dis biatch! :cool

  • Met says:

    why u cyaa log on quena? so wait if simply neva comment u wudden reach? *beating fi u*

  • Met says:

    simply u fi gwaan betta____________________________________________________

  • Met says:

    @quena and di deportation nothing yet

  • setgood says:

    The one ina the blue look like dis tuff woman dat did cuss out one rassa bowy pon a bus one time. Lisa can wine doh

  • Anonymous says:

    Mek mi go try……uno momentito senora!
    Bwaaaay how mi miss Simpli :)

    OYEEEEEEEEEEE Metty where is mi Amiga Zervah?

    Quena-

  • No no no says:

    This is not sophisticated at all!

  • Met says:

    :nerd

  • Anonymous says:

    Lisa Is one gal weh nu play wid food me can tell you dot nothing nu wrong wid har body she look dam good because har body good that why she burn the food of its call good metabalism on like some a unnu the food stay and go all In the wrong places big mi look good fren lisa evey ting bout you tunup badmind ago kill unnu keep doing what you doing girl yuh heart and you are a wonderful person yuh always a look out fi people a god blessing a shine pan yuh

  • Met says:

    Amen :bedug

  • simplicity says:

    Badmind dis badmind that badmind what?!?!?!

    If yuh sey har badi stay gud den weh stay wrong luk like …luk pon the portion a fake ass compare tuh har leg md thigh den luk pon de portion a breast compare tuh har arms,nah disclose har personality but de badi not rite.

    Quena hola howeth areth you? Dwl

    Stacy bashment inna de next week set of finding out if stay or go?!?!?!!

  • G says:

    @ setgood mi seh mi luv how yuh observant ah same ting mi didda seh ah she yes mi cyaan memba har name but she did lose har work afta she cuss di bwoy doan? yea man ah she mek mi gwaan watch di video back dwrcl

  • Anonymous says:

    Quena awhich well knw dancehall yute feds pick up 5am lastweek outta him bed?!?!

    (Simplicity soon sign in)

  • setgood says:

    @G: dwl.. one look mi tek pan the. Face and seh yes it look like she eeh.. am not shocked dat she lose r job after dat.i bet den she guh. Join the welfare line eeh.

  • setgood says:

    @g: it sound like she name flow.. r jaw bone gi r weh (tuff)

  • G says:

    @setgood :thumbup dem terrible man

  • G says:

    @setgood tink she name suzy

  • setgood says:

    She shape bad lke wah god forgive mi [email protected]

  • they mad says:

    dem nuh look good mi nuh know a who a fool dem

  • MURASAKI says:

    when shi wine guh dung mi lawd have mercyyy inna di mawning cause di girl stuck. Yuh how long before shi coulda get back up…

  • Soul says:

    Met a must one a the cement bottom weh them a lock up fake doctors fah, cause not a movement inna that bottom. Looking like when them pad donkey bad fi go market… :batabig

  • Soul says:

    Met mi no know what happen please delete that post for me

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    Whats wid the batty fetish??? sass chrise evrybaddie a duh batty and nuff a dem nuh tan gud..This chik butt stiff like BUCK-RAM…Plus har chicken legs a beat me baddddd….not hating, it nuh stay gud @ all.

  • SMH says:

    Wah Happened?

  • Belly Bang says:

    Mi haffi wait till nite then mi watch it….

    Them people yah fi watch CSI, NCIS, Law & Order, Rizzoli & Iles etc etc and see how when post mortem ah do by the Coroner, how dem cut, bruck, chop, lift out and all these things. All of us haffi dead, but dis gal ah guh gi di Coroner extra work fi decipher the true body from di fakeness.

    Wi nuh like tawk bout it, but people who nuh want an open casket do demselves suh. Cause after di Coroner and the Mortician dun wid dem, like humpty dumpty, dem cant put back together again.

    Sad.

  • Met says:

    :hammer

  • Anonymous says:

    No time to sign in now……@Simpli wasn’t in town last week But upon landing mi hear some talk mek say……..po po a contact different. Man and is requesting a tawk as to the AK47 killing. Pressuring ah gwaan, they want to close it bawd bawd bawd. Mi soon find out fe yuh :)

    Quena- pan tappa tings!

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