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ZURI’S BIRTHDAY BASH

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57 Responses to ZURI’S BIRTHDAY BASH

  • LadyWoW says:

    SHE WORRIED

  • Yep! says:

    Real ghetto zutupek

  • Tawkchuet says:

    A WHO SHE? BOY TIDDAY ME SLOW SMDH

  • LadyWoW says:

    smady need fi tell dem old gyal deh fi si down. I dont knw y mi nuh send in a pic a di mate – she worried –

  • Tawkchuet says:

    mi rassssssss mi watch di video frankenstein sista a which man breed u is who put that fXXXed up lace front pon har no sahhhhh, Mate a beat dem bad it obvious

  • WOEEE ME BODY says:

    FI REAL PUT UP THE MATIES PICTURE CAUSE THESE BLIMP OF A WOMAN CANT COMPARE

  • LadyWoW says:

    i r waiting for met to put up di pic a di mate, please

  • LAWDDDDDDD NO SAH says:

    NO SAH A WAH DO DEH OLD RASS WOMAN YAH THE MATIE A BADDA ARE REAL BAD SHE NEED FI GO TEK OFF DEH FXXK UP LACE FRONT WIG OFF ARE HEAD MI NO KNOW A WHICH MAN BREED ARE .

  • WHAT THE F000 says:

    OLD GAL JOY POSA A F000 PON YOU FROM THE FIRST DAY HIM MEET U U MATIE A WORRY YOU BAD.

  • Met says:

    mate coming up

  • THE GAL A WORRY BAD says:

    DUTTY JOY U NO HAVE A CLASS YOU SHOULD A SHAME FI DEH PON VIDEO A TALK BOUT YOU MAN A FOOO OTHER WOMAN U MATIE A WORRY YOU BAD

  • LadyWoW says:

    she confesss seh har man a f— pan har regula!!!!!!! woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • good girl gone bad says:

    Who is Zuri???Whats her ckaim to fame? I feel sorry fi dem big woman yah! smh

  • LAWD MI BODY says:

    BUT OONU WANT SEE THE MAN WEH A F— PON HER TO….. THE WOMAN DEM WEH MEK POSAA GRINE DEM (ie: HUNCH BABY MOTHER DENISE…etc) WANT A PROPER BEATEN. JOY AND POSA SUIT ONE ANOTHER, HIM BIG PLUS TAX AND SHE BIG A ND STAY BAD PLUS TAXES…. OH PLEASEEEEEEE. NOW JOY AND HER TAN BAD LIZARD, OLD GEEZER FRIEND DEM RUN PON MI MEK MI SLAUGHTER UNUH…… THINK BEFORE UNUH TYPE CUZ IF MI GET A HINT WHO U BE MI AGO TALK TINGZ FI MEK UNUH LIFE IN TURMOILLLLL.

  • LadyWoW says:

    i tink dis should go to Man court so the jury can get a full hearing on da case DWFL

  • MI BODY MI CANT LAUGH says:

    A WAH DO DEH TOUGH WOMAN YAH IF MI UGLY SO MI UNNO CHAT UP IN A VIDEO THE MATIE A WORRY ARE BAD SOMEBODY NEED FI SEND IN THE MATIE PIC.

  • LadyWoW says:

    JOY A DONT TINK HIM F– AND LF DI MATE- HIM A F000 HAR REGULA – U WORRIED -DI WHOLE A MIAMI KNOW

  • LAWD MI BODIE says:

    MI JUST A REALIZE A WHO A DI NEW HEADACHE FI GREMLING JOYYYY, A WHEN MI LOOK PON THE PICTURE NUH…. JC SWEETNESS!!!! YOU REALLY LAY DOWN, TAN UP, KOTCH UP AND MEK POSA GRINE YOU? BUT UNUH REALLY NO SET NO MAN STANDARD NOR DO UNUH HAVE NO CROTCHES PRINCIPLES….. MI SICK A UNUH TO RAHTID, MEK U NAME CALL PON A MAN NOT A HALF ASS, BROKE ASS, BEACH WHALE… GET THE FXXK OUTA HERE… SMADDY NEED FI SHIT YOU UP JC REAL TALK, NOT A AMBITION

  • POWWWWW says:

    THE MATIE HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NO BLOOD CLOTT SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME SEH A NO DEH BIG BELLY MAN DEH SHE A FXXK .

  • Met says:

    hi good day :)

  • good girl gone bad says:

    That lady’s weave is horrible…

  • Deniese cudda stay, ole dwaag shit dat, if mi have all dem deh fi mate, me wudda just vanish ina thin air, mi nuh biznis wid Joy and bad colour Posa mi nah look pan dem. :bola :bola :bola :travel :travel :travel :travel

  • LAWD MI BODIE says:

    POSA DON’T HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO REFUSE WOMAN, CUZ HIM A REFUSE HIMSELF….. THEREFORE ANY GAL FOOLISHESS ENOUGH FI GIVE HIM SOME, HIM AGO ITCH ON LIKE TICKS… KMTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT JOY U NUH THINK A TIME YOU TAP WAR, CUSS, DRAP WUD, TRACE OVER POSA NOW, YOU RUN GO BREED INA YUH OLD DAYS AND HIM STILL A GRINE. TAKE IT TO THE LORD IN PRAYER CUZ THE BANTONING NAW TAP HIM FROM GRINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • LadyWoW says:

    :mewek OHHH GOSHHHH :ultah

  • NO SAH says:

    DEH GIRL YAH NEED FI RUN FAR FROM THEM TWO IDIOT YAH THEM DESERVE EACH OTHER THE TWO A THEM LOOK LIKE TWO BLIMP

  • Tawkchuet says:

    lol wooooooooooooieeeeee the temprachs in ya hotttttttttttttttt

  • Met says:

    chuet dem bad hee

  • LAWD MI BODIE says:

    MIAMI & FT. LAYDERDALE, FLORIDA UNUH ROLL OUT, WEH UHUH DEH?????? JOY ROLL OUT WEH YUH DEH??????? J.C ROLL OUT WEH YOU DEH??????? SMADDY COME CONFIRM IF SMADY OTHER THAN SLIME BUCKET DENISE AND CHUBACKA JOY REALLY WANT AND OR A TEK SWARTY SOWA POSA…. MI IN DISBELIEF…. YOU KNOW WHAT, JOY MUST A LOOK LITTLE AIR TIME/ RELEVANCE, NOT A BODY NAW GO TEK THE TIME OUT FI DIG UP UNDA POSA BELLY FI LOOK FI HIM PIGTAIL… MI NUH BELEIVE, JOY GO SIDUNG U LOVE ATTENTION,,, WID U UGLY SELF… KMT

  • CHO RASS says:

    SCATTA TEETH JOY GO CLEAN U DUTTY HOUSE NASTY GAL AND LEFT PEOPLE ALONE U NEED FI WORRY CAUSE U MATIE HOTTTTTTTTTT NO RASS

  • LAWD MI BODIE says:

    MET NOT A BODY NAW TEK POSA BUT BUFFALO JOY, FROM MI LICKLE BIT A GROW MI GRANNY TELL MI SAY UGLY PEOPLE GIVE THE MOST TROUBLE AND ALWAYS A FIGHT FI ATTENTION…… BULL JOY GO SIDUNG… GONE A ROAD SICK A DEM

  • tanbad says:

    If laugh a pop up todeh…..

  • WOIEEEEEE says:

    THAT DEH GIRL DEH NO WANT HIM A HIM A RUN ARE DOWN SO LOOK TOO GOOD FI HIM UGLY BLOODCLOT HIM NEED FI STAY WITH THE BIG BUFFALO JOY

  • miami gal says:

    @LAWD MI BODY a nuh Jaycee dat… check an c a di indian monica. only she coulda hav stummoch fi sex off stay bad Posaa.. esp afta him deh wid nasty joy. look pon shi.. she look like she fi wash wid sum jeyzfluid.

  • WOIEEEEEE says:

    LAWDDDDDDDDDDD MI RASS GOZILLA JOY STILL A MEK TROUBLE WITH PEOPLE ARE MATIE A HOT UP ARE HEAD BAD.

  • CHO RASS says:

    SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE DUTTY GAL JOY A REAL HAIR DOO SO SHE CAN STOP WEAR THEM CHEAP F0000 UP LACE FRONT WIG THE MONEY WEH SHE GO USE FI GET FERTILITY TREATMENT FI BREED SHE SHOULD A USE IT FI FIX ARE ROTTEN TEETH

  • WHAT THE F--- says:

    UNNO STOP MIX UP THE GIRL CAUSE SHE NO WANT DUTTY POSA

  • me says:

    This is unbelievable….a suh much people hate Joy or a the same smaddy a change dem name….no sah mi cant believe it. Besides the mix up matey argument with Posa mi neva hear har name inna nuttin else….oh and the mix up with Donna from Palm Beach.

  • OHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD says:

    OHHH GOD UNUH LEAVE JOY ALONE, WHEN SMADDY BORN SO UGLY SHE DONE GET HER BEATEN FROM GOD. BESIDES IF A J.C HIM A TEK, SHE LACK CHARACTER CAUSE A NUFF DRUNK F— SHE GIVE WAY AFTER DANCE DONE, THEM HALL HALL HER WAY. J.C JUST GOOD LOOKING BUT HER BODY WAP, IF YOU NO MIND SHARP HER TWO HAMPER, WATER MELON TITTY DEM FLING HER FLAT PON HER RASS FACE, SAKE A DEM SHE UNBALANCE.

  • SMH says:

    NUFF A UNU WEH A COMMENT A JOY SAME FRIENDENEMY…… JOY CHECK YOU FRIENDS DEM, YOU NEED FI PREE YOU FRIENDS DEM

  • kmft says:

    Uno need fi stop a 2013 now n u start with Uno f000 Uno fi go get a life n leave de people dem alone cho p00 Uno

  • Anonymous says:

    2013 and no likkle changes for these washed up has been muthafukkers.
    (1) Joy look like the white witch of rosehall on steroids.Tek di pardna money and guh do invitro tinking sey baby a guh tame BAD BODY Posa
    (2) Velma need to go visit the doctor and guh get a shot for her hepatitis whey she have and still a sell jerk chicken (live in an efficiency and tek everything guh gi curly a denham town(making curly n har matie living comfy in the big house)
    (3) Tit a walk wid bible and nuh stop fukk down di place and she is a married ooman.Worse mawga dread skibo deport himself back to jamaica a nuh she a run miami hot,
    (4) Tanya oh Tanya i am going to skip yuh as the whole pink wall know fiyu file.Bout big up mi pretty dawta Chloe, yuh find har father yet?
    (5) June yuh is another man mascot becus yuh a pose up wid Tanya and know sey Yuh man Perch a Chloe father.Lawdddd i gwine ded
    (6) Perch how come yuh still a ping pong a di car wash and errybadie else naw ping pong**wink*** Yuh baby mek a deal fi yuh???.lmaooo
    (7) Camile yuh a one big Pappy show after Frankie Lexx diss yuh up di odda day and all disown yuh pickney yuh mek dem ole washed up fart bag a boost yuh up pon video bout a yuh Frankie want?
    (8) Zuri the big man royal looking gal Toya tek whey Pinkie from yuh and now yuh have fi a cut cake all by yuhself.hush mama.
    Now oonu run in and see if me nuh go deeper.awwbwoy

  • CHOMAN says:

    A DAH THE ONE SCATTA TEETH JOY FI GET BECAUSE SHE LOVE CHAT UP IN A VIDEO TOO MUCH WITH A TAN BAD BODY AND ARE UGLY FACE SHE SHOULD A SHAME FI SEH ARE MAN A FxxK PON ARE NO SAH THEM BIG WOMAN TOO MUCH …………..CHO BLOODCLOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • kmft says:

    Living life 2 da f000 world uno know nuff na look pan uno go suck out uno mada big pu— 2013 up inna LIFE!!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    :travel :malu2 :mewek :nohope

  • Me says:

    Mi nuh business bout nuh baddie else but unu fi Lowe Perch him a good Yute. How yu lef out ugly Odette whey a hide and f00k Cawsie and think sey no baddie nuh know. Dis a nuh mek up mi 100% sure.

  • happy new year met and mettes. unu please come off a fada perch name, fada perch is a god bless man, and anybody who have nutten bad fi seh bout him unu a wicked. dats one man unuh nuffi mix. him different ….. back to di business let start wid zuri , unuh please stop call toya name inna unuh mouth because a everybody fxxk zure pinkie just get ketch thats all, zuri look everybody mon, met please hide yours, now as for camile she was kinda decent and dem zutu peg weh she have round har weh seh dem a friend a bost up har head like supligen, please nuh mek it get to you head camile not so platinum ( wash ova gold). bout a long time you a frankie deh and unu nah left. you fi got seh you tek frank from mi cousin fren ( him wife) frankie did have him good good wife and pickney and you teck frankie from him wife and want fight the woman now you get the same think, yours even worst cause him neva show up a you baby shower and him disown you child.. look pon you nasy look a bush face, you eyes dem not even look like something straight…. you need fi calm my girl and go back inna you shell, joy tinking mouth joy, di people dem tell me seh you mouth smell, me personally neva smell it before cause woman like unuh can’ t come inna my face, you need fi stop it, you is a big woman, you nuh have no intelligent bout you a boast bout a bere fxxk dem a get, picta dis let say posa fxk a gyal bare and she have an infection or anything of the sort and him come fxxk you , tell me what are the chances of you catching it bout you a boast you dumb bitch go set the fxxk down, you need fi stay home, a zutu peg like who mek no class man like posa have relevance, all di mate dem , dem shoulda shame,if mi a tek a gyal man money a fi run, my bills haffi pay and mi nah look fi love either … junie mi spirit tek you so mi nuh have nuttin fi seh bout you , god bless you mamma bout you daughter tell har fi settle down , she fxxk too much and wid different different man, all she do a sleep around wid people man, tanya glamma big up you self mamma…

  • NO SAH says:

    DUTTY ELEPHANT JOYYYYYYYYYYYY NEXT TIME WHEN YOU GO A DANCE ACT LIKE A LADY A STOP TALK F000 IN A VIDEO DUTTY GAL U LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATELY AND SEE HOW YOU BLOODCLOT UGLY NO MAN U NEED FI TEK SOME A THE MONEY WEH U A PAY DRESS MAKER FI MEK CLOTHES FI YOU AND GO FIX YOU BLOODCLOTT ROTTEN TEETH CAUSE YOU MOUTH STINK BAD.AND YOU A TALK IN A VIDEO BOUT U MAN POSA F000 AND GONE BITCH WAKE UP HIM STILL A F000 .YOU NO STOP SHOW OFF BOUT PRETTY BABY POSA BABY MOTHER DENISE SON CUTE NO BLOODCLOT SO BITCH STOP SHOW OFF A F00 HIM F— DENISE AND BREED ARE A PAY YOU PAY MONEY FI YOU GET PREGNANT U STUPID BITCH.AND PLEASE STOP WEAR THEM CHEAP ASS LACE FRONT WIG DEH BITCH IF YOU THAT SHOW OFF GO MEK HIM BABY MOTHER DENISE HOOK YOU UP WITH A HAIR DOO SHE A HAIR DRESSER …..LMFAO

  • REAL000 says:

    DUTTY POSA AND BIG P000 JOY MI KNOW SEH A UNNO INFLUENCE BIG PUSSYHOLE FRANKIE FI LEFT LADY SHAWTY AND GO BACK TO DUMB ASS CAMILLE BUT TELL FRANKIE SEH WEH HIM DO TO DEH LITTLE GIRL DEH NO RIGHT BUT HIM DAYS A GO COME .LADY SHAWTY YOU BETTER OFF WITHOUT DEH BULLFROG LOOK MAN FRANKIE YAH MAMA A USE HIM USE YOU BUT HIM DAYS A GO COME ………..AND DUTTY POSA MEMBA SEH U HAVE DAUGHTER TO U PUSSYHOLE YOU.

  • Met says:

    top of the 3rd new year morning :nerd

  • lawdmimother says:

    dumb ass posa u stupid ass wife mek u look like a fool ………….lmfao

  • GENUINE says:

    MI NO KNOW THEM BIG WOMAN YA ,BUT NONE A OONU NO STAN GOOD OONU GUT LOOK LIKE TRIPLE WHOPPER A OONU TEETH SCATTERED LIKE ANT NEST OONU BLEACHING MEK OOUN LOOK LIKE LIVING DEAD. NUFF A OONU A HYPE AND IT DONT FIT OONU A OONU GO BUY GOOD HAIR OONU STAN BADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:

    dutty joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy go clean u dutty house dutty bitch and stop war with people a big rass woman like you have some principle……………no sah mi cant badda

  • fortlauderdallinkup says:

    NASTY JOYYYYYYYYYYY DENISE DO YOU A FAVOR WHEN SHE COME A MIAMI COME SPRAY PAINT UP YOU DUTTY HOUSE SO UNNO CAN GO PAINT UNNO DUTTY HOUSE UNNO LIVE IN A BIG PILE A SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU NASTY RASS UNNO….. SO STOP GO PON VIDEO A GWAN LIKE YOU SOMEBODY DUTTY GAL JOY AND POSA GO TEK CARE A YOU SON BIG PUSSY BOY .

  • none a these people are relevant….. why dem want be in the limelight and dem nuh ready fi di limelight, camille go loose dah ugly philberry belly deh, you have pickney a while now, dat a nuh baby fat. joy go si down, go clean you teeth or teck dem out and get dentures .. bout frankie a you bredda and percha you bredda, look pon you nasty face. a big woman like you fi go si dung….

  • LAFF AH LAFFIN says:

    BWOY MIAMI MUMASHOW DEM AND PAPISHOW DEM.. SMH.. JOY YUH HEAD LOOK LIKE DEM PRISON MOP.. DEM BIG OMAN YAH NEED A FACTORY AH CHILL PILL AS TO NASTY MOUTH JOY… SAD DEM AVE KIDS AND GRANDKIDS..

  • God Bless says:

    Unu move unu nasty bloodcloth and leave the ppl them Joy have har bloodcloth money an independent so unu come off a d woman a grudge unu grudge d woman cuz she look good fi har age and har husband nah leave har so unu a go av fits. Zuri look beta than u nasty blooddcloth that’s y unu man a run har down low life ppl unu go take a seat

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOO says:

    NO BODY NO GRUDGE DUTTY JOY AND NO BODY WANT ARE BLOODCLOTTTTTTTTTTT BIG BELLY HUSBAND BUT SHE NEED FI KNOW ARE SELF SHE IS A BIG WOMAN AND SHE NEED FI ACT LIKE ONE SHE DONT HAVE NO BLOODCLOTT CLASS A FULL TIME NOW FI SHE STOP CHAT UP ARE BLOODCLOTTTTT MOUTH IN A VIDEO BECAUSE ARE MAN NOT GOING TO STOP f000 PON ARE . AND IF MI HAVE MONEY MI NAW LOOK SO A BLOOODCLOT NO SAH SHE NEED A PROPER HAIR DOO…………CHO BLOODCLOT THEM BIG WOMAN LOOK TIRED AND BEAT OUT NO RASS.

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