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HI MS ACCESSORIES

hi hi pssssst Nage … hoi hoi… come mek a tell u sumting whey di ppl dem say… dem say dis jumpa right yere did belong to neisha n she did even have a myspace pic wid it …. WAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. since the laugh is out… NAGE IS THIS URNS??

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GARYYYYYYYYYY MEK A HELP U ADVERTISE>>>

911 REMINDA NOV 27 THE BADDEST AND WICKEDEST HAY DOWN IN BROOKLYN .EH NAH GO REGULA . FEATURING GARY SHERLOCK OUTA JAMAICA .WATA BOOTS ,NIKKIE FASHION ,DA TWINZ,DARK RIVALS AND MORE .WE AH DASH WE MONEY NOV 27 FREE SHOPPING SPREE AND CASH PRIZE 4 BEST COSTUME$$$$$$. MI HEAD A HOT ME DER SO MUCH LEF 2 SAY JUS COME AND WICKNESS THE MAGIChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAo5LFZVCA

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A CHEST THAT DOESNT BELONG TO A DRAWER

HI DEAR MR —STER.. A SO MI KNOW JAMAICA DEH PA A DIFFERENT MEDDY ENO.. CAUSE U WRITE INA PAPER BOUT DEARS AND DOVECAKES AND  ALL  KIND  A DEARS… FI U TANK A OVERFLOW WID SUGGAH MUMANS… U WRITE ALL BEST DRESSED  LIST INA 2007  … Y U NEVA WRITE BOUT DI BATTERED MAN LIST? MR BEATSTER DI MAN WHEY U USED TO TEK A STONY HILL FEEELLLLLLLL IT UNDER U.. BECAUSE U BIG N FAT U NEVA STOP BEAT DI MAN… ALL NOW HIM DONT EVEN WALK STR888… NOW I DID TINK TO HOW U ACT SWEET SAY U WAS DI ONE WHEY A GET DI LICK… KAW CLEARLAYYYYYYY U R DI BOTTOM INA DI RINK… BUT A U A DELIVER DI BLOWS MR-MS BEASTER… is there a battered man shelter in Ja? BECAUSE DI MAN A STONEY HILL NEED ATEEEEEEEEEE!!!

GARYYYYYYYYYY MEK A HELP U ADVERTISE>>>

911 REMINDA NOV 27 THE BADDEST AND WICKEDEST HAY DOWN IN BROOKLYN .EH NAH GO REGULA . FEATURING GARY SHERLOCK OUTA JAMAICA .WATA BOOTS ,NIKKIE FASHION ,DA TWINZ,DARK RIVALS AND MORE .WE AH DASH WE MONEY NOV 27 FREE SHOPPING SPREE AND CASH PRIZE 4 BEST COSTUME$$$$$$. MI HEAD A HOT ME DER SO MUCH LEF 2 SAY JUS COME AND WICKNESS THE MAGIChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAo5LFZVCA

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MR TV TIME

MR RETV… I-CAN- NOT- LAUGH-… WAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE … A CUDDEN STIFLE DI LAUGH BECKAW WHEN U A JUMP FENCE U FI JUMP IT GOOD … IF U LIKE DI REAR U LIKE DI REAR BOSS WHY U ITCH PAN DI FENCE LIKE U NUH KNOW WHICH SIDE FI CHOOSE?  ALL DI MURDERAH BWAAY WHEY U PAR WID … YES DI MAD HIT MAN WHEY A COME FROM DUNG A SITE… DI SECRET OUT NOW POPS… U DEH PAN DI BI-SIDE OF LIFE WID DI WHOLE A DUNKIRK BRITE SCHOLARS WHEY SELL DEM WARES FI GET TO WHEY DEM IS NOW MR TV TIME EVERY BADDIE DUNG TO DI SUCKLING SEE SAY U HAVE WHITE, BROWN N WET SUGAR  A SPIN INA UR TANK… WHAT A WAY DI LIKKLE TING DID SWEET U EEH DAT U ALL A SEND OUT TEXT HOW IT SWEET U….. IS PAN WHICH PHONE U DID DO DAT? DI ONE WHEY U WIFE NUH KNOW BOUT?… ROUN YAH NUH GOOD AGENNNNNNNNNN.. all di hitman is a batteyman … nuh wonder him head tek him so… all him nuh fully jump di fence yet…HIM LOVE STAB FI MEK BLOOD SPLASH PAN HIM… UNOO BETTA MINE HIM TUN PAN UNNO
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