Monthly Archives: November 2009

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Belly say>>BATS, GOBLINS N HOBBITS

WHAT DO I SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

DI PERSON WHEY SEND IN DIS PIC WAA KNOW LIKE MISELF IS WHICH VOGUE DIS????

DASHOUT MISSIONARY BRING IN DI MAGNUM 3SUM QUEENS

WAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGNUM CYAA SO GOOD WOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… DI COOLIE GIRL FROM OUTA DI MAGNUM PROMOTION LADIES AND DI NEX ONE WHEY GO A DI BWAAY HOUSE DYAADAH DAY GO SEN ON DI 3SUMMMMMMM UNNO BUSINESS DEH PANDY ROOF… BWAAY MI KNOW SAY COOLIE HAVE BEIGE LIVA  BUT WHAT DO U CALL A COOLIE’S LIVER WHO IS BISEXUAL? creme, offwhite, pearlwhite, almond yellow… which color unno fi it yow??..GIRLS DI MAN CARRY UNNO HOME AND DI TWO A UNNO SEN IT ON PAN DI MAN ..one drop… AND ONE A UNNO HAVE A BABY ENO..hmmm is a wonder when she find out say she like sardine, before or after di yoot?… NO SAH MAGNUM NUH GOOD AGENNNNNNNNNN.. IT LOOK LIKE SAY UNNO HAFFI GO WALK WID SANITIZER A JAMAICA BECAUSE DI PLACE WELL MERKYYYYYYY… mishanerry ,lizzad lap, headtap, wheelbarrow, scissors clip naw hole some gyal agen… 3 sum a dweet.. A WAA TELL DEM SAY A MORE DAN BLEACH DEM HAFFI GO USE RINSE OUT DEM UNDANEET… when dog have mange we use jayze nuh so?
n.b… is only 2 a dem … not all 5

URE THE REASON HE FLIES~

Fashion God Dance Dec. 21, 2009Says Fact: Can someone get me Cavali or Louis Vuitton on the phone, I need a Custom NY outfit for the parade!!!

Mood:Living in Luxury

BWAAY A SO MI KNOW U GOOD U GOODY GOOD GOOD BWAYYYYYY A WINE U CAN WINE SO? WHEY DAY WHEN U BAWL OUT HOW DELTA A HIRE 200 NEW STAFF AND EVERYBADDY DID A WONDER HOW U KNOW DAT MONTHS BEFORE… PLATTYPUMS MI NEVA KNOW U DID DEH WID ONE A DELTA TOPPA TAP MAN.. U AN U NEX UNDERCOVA FREN MAWK HAVE DI TWO DELTA TOP MAN DEM LOCKEDDDDDDDDDD.. u know meed always a wonder how $12 a hr cudda stretch so far? BWAAY U MOUT GOOD YES U MOUT GOODOOO.. I DID ALWAYS A WONDER HOW COMES GYAADEN ALWAYS UNDER HEAVY MISSILE COVERAGE N U GO DUNG DEH INA U SKIRT N ALL TEK PIC…yes u tings good ohhhhhh it good.. PLATTYPUMS U HAVE U TING TOMBED MAN… now di puss a tups outa di bag…

WHAT DO I SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

DI PERSON WHEY SEND IN DIS PIC WAA KNOW LIKE MISELF IS WHICH VOGUE DIS????

DASHOUT MISSIONARY BRING IN DI MAGNUM 3SUM QUEENS

WAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGNUM CYAA SO GOOD WOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… DI COOLIE GIRL FROM OUTA DI MAGNUM PROMOTION LADIES AND DI NEX ONE WHEY GO A DI BWAAY HOUSE DYAADAH DAY GO SEN ON DI 3SUMMMMMMM UNNO BUSINESS DEH PANDY ROOF… BWAAY MI KNOW SAY COOLIE HAVE BEIGE LIVA  BUT WHAT DO U CALL A COOLIE’S LIVER WHO IS BISEXUAL? creme, offwhite, pearlwhite, almond yellow… which color unno fi it yow??..GIRLS DI MAN CARRY UNNO HOME AND DI TWO A UNNO SEN IT ON PAN DI MAN ..one drop… AND ONE A UNNO HAVE A BABY ENO..hmmm is a wonder when she find out say she like sardine, before or after di yoot?… NO SAH MAGNUM NUH GOOD AGENNNNNNNNNN.. IT LOOK LIKE SAY UNNO HAFFI GO WALK WID SANITIZER A JAMAICA BECAUSE DI PLACE WELL MERKYYYYYYY… mishanerry ,lizzad lap, headtap, wheelbarrow, scissors clip naw hole some gyal agen… 3 sum a dweet.. A WAA TELL DEM SAY A MORE DAN BLEACH DEM HAFFI GO USE RINSE OUT DEM UNDANEET… when dog have mange we use jayze nuh so?
n.b… is only 2 a dem … not all 5

HI STEVE… SHEBADA GATS NUTTIN ON UUUUUUUU

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