Monthly Archives: November 2009

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FOLKLORE FROM JAMAICA AND THE CARIBBEAN

PLEASE STATE WHERE IN JAMAICA YOU ARE FROM AND WHA KIND A CULTURAL PRACTISES UNO USED TO DO WHEY STOP NOW…
WHA KIND A DUPPY UNNO ENCOUNTER AND DEM KINDA TING
State ur parish and den state di tings dem and unno will see how our culture is the same but different by parish.. Also how we do the same things and how they have different names accross the Caribbean.. To me the Caribbean island we r closest to is the Dominican Republic although they are hispanic, the things they do are much more similar to what we do than any other caribbean island
for eg. they make their babies wear a red thing on their hand… jus like whey dem do a ja
dem all cut excercise book ina half n bruk pencil jus like we.

memba ole time ppl used to beat clothes pan rockstone fi wash dem? dem stop now cause more time when dem done beat out di clothes dem whey neva have hole get a  bag a hole dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 A county mi born so… we used to mek blue draws…. I love me some blue draws

SHANA LUXURY U BATTEY STAY BAD

NOW IS LIKE MI CAN COUNT DI INJECTION HOLE DEM A FIGHT DI CELLULITE… SHANA U LOOK LIKE ONE A DEM OVA WORKED DONKEY DERE. AND IS WHA DAH BLACK SUNTING DEH DUNG U LEG?

RAM GOAT SOUP GOOD FI MEK>>

ROSIE INSPECTOR MATLOCK GO PAN U AND CHINO CASE AND BRING BACK DI GOODUP STORY…. matlock shelock mcgyver…anyting unno waa call dis investigator… ROSIE DEM SAY U NEVA LIVE A DI BIG SHIP… U ONLY GO DERE REGGYLA BECAUSE U GO LOOK FI U BABY DAT IS IN CHINO’S CHARGE NOW… no wonder !… DEM SAY U ROSIE FIND A ROOF… YES MAN SHE FIND SOMEWHEY ELSE FI LIVE NOW… DEN CHINO HIM NOW IT LOOK LIKE A ALAINE MEK HIM COME OUT COME TALK UP SAY HIM AND ROSIE NUH DEH BECAUSE EVERY DRUM PAN KNOCK A HIM AND SHE DEH DEH… AND MI HEAR SAY IS SO SO BUBBLE DEM BUBBLE WHEY WHEN DEM A DANCE….. unno getting di drift??.  DEM SAY DI REASON Y ROSIE DID A GO UP A DI BIG SHIP A FI JUS MEK BABY PAY PAY GET FI KNOW HAR FAMILY… BEING DAT UNNO SAY IT TEK A WHOLE 9 MONTHS FI DECLARE DI FAWDASHIP.. BUT ALL DAT TAP NOW BRAP…  BABY PAY PAY HAVE HAR OWN PERSONAL NANNY AND ROSIE ONLY COME WHEN SHE WAA DROP IN… what a life!!!!.. CHINO FAMILY WISH DI BABY DID END UP WID A BETTA MOTHER …. CAUSE ALL WHO NAY KNOW ROSIE FILE GET DI DOCKET… N FILE CABINET… WAR ALL PAP UP A DI YAWD AND DI CREW NAILY MASH UP SAKE A DIS YAH BABY MADDA DRAMA YERE BECAUSE DEM NEVA LIKE SAY CHINO GET INA ROSIE MIX BUT DI CREW BUILD BACK NOW… das y video all mek n ting!.. TIFA NOW…. AND CHINO DID DO DEM TING N IT DID DONE N X DID MARK WAY BEFORE DI PUBLIC DID EVEN GET WIND OF IT… AND DEM WAS FRENS…………. DI PERSON WHEY GET DI JUK DEM SAY IS A RASTA BROWNING THAT WAS SEEN WID CHINO ALL BOUT DI PLACE N BARE KISS UP KISS UP… chino u bad eno… THEY WERE SPOTTED AT LIQUID N IGLOO PART… did unno see dem??.. TIFA WAS DISAPPOINTED ABOUT DI WHOLE ROSIE TING AND A SOME MUSIC TING DEM DID A WAR OVA LAST WEEK.. RIGHT YAH NOW IS ALAINE CHINO A FEATURE SO I GUESS ROSIE FREE FI BED HAP AS UJAL.. CAUSE SHE LIVE PAN HAR OWN… PAY PAY LIVE WID DI DADDY ALAINE N CHINO JUS A BUBBLE SO, BIG SHIP JOIN BACK …. das all folks

RAM GOAT SOUP GOOD FI MEK>>

ROSIE INSPECTOR MATLOCK GO PAN U AND CHINO CASE AND BRING BACK DI GOODUP STORY…. matlock shelock mcgyver…anyting unno waa call dis investigator… ROSIE DEM SAY U NEVA LIVE A DI BIG SHIP… U ONLY GO DERE REGGYLA BECAUSE U GO LOOK FI U BABY DAT IS IN CHINO’S CHARGE NOW… no wonder !… DEM SAY U ROSIE FIND A ROOF… YES MAN SHE FIND SOMEWHEY ELSE FI LIVE NOW… DEN CHINO HIM NOW IT LOOK LIKE A ALAINE MEK HIM COME OUT COME TALK UP SAY HIM AND ROSIE NUH DEH BECAUSE EVERY DRUM PAN KNOCK A HIM AND SHE DEH DEH… AND MI HEAR SAY IS SO SO BUBBLE DEM BUBBLE WHEY WHEN DEM A DANCE….. unno getting di drift??.  DEM SAY DI REASON Y ROSIE DID A GO UP A DI BIG SHIP A FI JUS MEK BABY PAY PAY GET FI KNOW HAR FAMILY… BEING DAT UNNO SAY IT TEK A WHOLE 9 MONTHS FI DECLARE DI FAWDASHIP.. BUT ALL DAT TAP NOW BRAP…  BABY PAY PAY HAVE HAR OWN PERSONAL NANNY AND ROSIE ONLY COME WHEN SHE WAA DROP IN… what a life!!!!.. CHINO FAMILY WISH DI BABY DID END UP WID A BETTA MOTHER …. CAUSE ALL WHO NAY KNOW ROSIE FILE GET DI DOCKET… N FILE CABINET… WAR ALL PAP UP A DI YAWD AND DI CREW NAILY MASH UP SAKE A DIS YAH BABY MADDA DRAMA YERE BECAUSE DEM NEVA LIKE SAY CHINO GET INA ROSIE MIX BUT DI CREW BUILD BACK NOW… das y video all mek n ting!.. TIFA NOW…. AND CHINO DID DO DEM TING N IT DID DONE N X DID MARK WAY BEFORE DI PUBLIC DID EVEN GET WIND OF IT… AND DEM WAS FRENS…………. DI PERSON WHEY GET DI JUK DEM SAY IS A RASTA BROWNING THAT WAS SEEN WID CHINO ALL BOUT DI PLACE N BARE KISS UP KISS UP… chino u bad eno… THEY WERE SPOTTED AT LIQUID N IGLOO PART… did unno see dem??.. TIFA WAS DISAPPOINTED ABOUT DI WHOLE ROSIE TING AND A SOME MUSIC TING DEM DID A WAR OVA LAST WEEK.. RIGHT YAH NOW IS ALAINE CHINO A FEATURE SO I GUESS ROSIE FREE FI BED HAP AS UJAL.. CAUSE SHE LIVE PAN HAR OWN… PAY PAY LIVE WID DI DADDY ALAINE N CHINO JUS A BUBBLE SO, BIG SHIP JOIN BACK …. das all folks

MOUT OVA FULL PAN DAT CROOKED TEELIE..can I get a buddy witness??

IS 4 EMAIL A GET WID DIS ONE SMADDY FROM LASTNIGHT… LISA HYPE… DONT U SEE SAY DAT COCKEY TUH MUCH FI U?
LISA LISA DI COCKEY EATER.. HAD A COCK DAT COULD NOT FIT  HER
FLY AWAY BALLS FLY AWAY TEET.. COME BACK TONGUE COME BACK COME BACK LIP..LISA LISA DIS COCKEY BEAT U.. ALL DI SUCK U A SUCK  DI HOOD STILL SOF someone please hand her some kyjelly so this dick can fit in har mout please… LISA U LOOK UGLY PAN DI HOOD… IT NUH FIT U MUM.. DI WAY DI HOOD BEN N U HEAD SIDE PEEL OUT IS LICK DI HOOD LICK OF DI HAIR BEFORE IT GET TO U MOUT…LISA U LOOK CRAWNY… DI 15 SPOT DEM INA U FACE AND U LIP WHEY NEED LIPSTICK AN IT… U NUH KNOW SAY U FI SUCK HOOD WID LIPSTICK ESPECIALLY WHEN WHITE SQWAAL LICK U MOUT PAN A REGGY?… can it be verified if this is Kartel’s cock??

    MI MUMMA BLOODCLOT

    http://www.youtube.com/user/DKMONTE#p/u/7/Jw37vqO1Xis

    MI MUMMA BLOODCLOT

    http://www.youtube.com/user/DKMONTE#p/u/7/Jw37vqO1Xis

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