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JOHN BOEHNER JAMAICAN SON IN LAW

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Legalize It: Daughter Of GOP’s Tanorexic Speaker Of The House John Boehner To Enter Swirly Matrimony-dom With Kush Lovin’ Rasta!
Posted on April 24th, 2013 – By Bossip Staff
Categories: Arrests, Bolitics, Kush Chronic-les, matrimony-dom, News, The Swirl, Weddings

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Guess who’s coming to dinner at John Boehner’s crib? Come to find out his eldest daughter is marrying a kush smokin’ Trini who was born in Jamaica!

Via National Enquirer reports:

TALK about a marriage going to pot! U.S. House Speaker JOHN BOEHNER is set to walk his daughter Lindsay down the aisle – but does he know his new son-in-law was busted for kush possession?

The ENQUIRER learned that Florida police ar­rested Lindsay’s fiance, Dominic Lakhan, in Pembroke Pines back in 2006 after pulling him over for a traffic violation.

“Upon making contact with the driver,” states the police report, “officer ob­served in plain view a 16 oz. Natural Lite beer can opened in the driver door.

“Officer also detected the odor of burnt cannabis emit­ting from the interior of the vehicle.

“A search of the vehicle revealed two bags contain­ing approximately 2 grams of suspected cannabis… inside the center of the ashtray. Suspect admitted to the possession of the can­nabis, stating that it was for personal use.”

Jamaican-born Lakhan was taken into custody and charged with misdemeanor posses­sion.

Okay so we can’t say for sure he’s a Rasta, but she definitely got her a real island man based on the photo.

35-year-old Lindsay is set to trade “I Do’s” with 38-year-old Lakhan next month on May 10th. You can visit their wedding registry HERE.

We’re getting them the salt and pepper shakers, of course!

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SEE DEM YAH SI DEM RITE YAH………DOE KNOW WHAT A GOOD MAN IS

DOZA MEDICINE NEED DOSE A BOX

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Rasbert Turner, Star Writer

Doza Medicine

An entertainer who allegedly boxed a 17-year-old girl after she called him an Iron Balloon was granted bail when he appeared in court yesterday.

Andrew Cardoza, otherwise called ‘Doza Medicine’, is charged with assault occasioning bodily harm after he allegedly boxed the teen after she made the remark about his inability to get his big break in the music business. Cardoza is charged along with Andrew Saunders of Westmeade, Portmore, St Catherine. Saunders is however, charged with indecent assault.

When the case was mentioned in the Spanish Town Resident Magistrate’s Court Cardoza pleaded not guilty.

The allegations are that on March 13 about 10:20 a.m., the complainant was at a hairdressing salon when Saunders reportedly touched her on her breast.

He reportedly told her to stop wearing ‘Ole Woman’ brassiere.

When the 17-year-old came out of the salon, Cardoza intervened, telling her that she needed a good hairdo that would enable her to ‘step out’.

The complainant spurned the advances and remarked “Gweh caan bus. Yuh a iron balloon.”

The entertainer then allegedly boxed the complainant twice.

A report was made to the police and following that, an investigation was launched.

Cardoza was charged with assault occasioning bodily harm and Saunders charged with indecent assault.

They are scheduled to reappear on August 2, when the matter will again be mentioned.

24, 26,28 INCHES ALL ON THE FLOOEE

AND YOUR HOLE………..HIS HOOD ETC………

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PLEASE SEH WHEY DI MAN DO…………..Thx

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***P.S FROM MET….TACKY IS CORRECT DOE**

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