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DAN DAN MUCH

Dan Dan di people dem ah Philly ah Talk say ah bare cranberry yuh buy and maybe ah bottle henny SOMETIMES. yuh keep di most dance ah Philly suh yuh need fi spend di most…(real talk) and mi not hating pon yuh because mi support yuh. mi jus a say Yuh keep cheap and clean, yuh birthday bash, yuh boat ride, fish fry, park, round robbin Ect ect ect and now mi ah hear say yuh ah keep fathers day dance.Yuh too greedy mon give other people ah chance.

ALL NOW NO HOUSE


NOW WILL ALL DI PUBLICITY WID DI JOHNSON FAMILY ALL NOW DEM NUH GET DI HOUSE..DEM GET DI FOUNDATION AND WID ALL DI BIG MEDIA DAT WAS THERE WHEN DI FOUNDATION A LAY ALL NOW NO HOUSE…THE CHILDREN ARE NOT ATTENDING SCHOOLS IN ST MARY AND MONTEGO BAY RESPECTIVELY WHICH WORRIES MR JOHNSON AS HE IS DEPRESSED ABOUT NOT HAVING THE CHILDREN WITH HIM. ON THE POSITIVE SIDE OF THINGS THE FERTILIZER HAS HELPED HIM A LOT , MR JOHNSON HAS MASSIVE SWEET PEPPERS AND ALMOST A WHOLE ACRE OF PEPPER SUCKERS AND CABBAGE SUCKERS COMING UP WHICH HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF DONATIONS THAT WERE MADE TO THEM.

BUSY COCKEY ?

Shabba mafia dem say yuh cocky busy like busy signal…. Philly people wah fi know if ah yuh babymada yuh want are di gap teeth gal allisa????

FIVE STAR DISHINGZ

Dear Met,
Bwoy Foota really off the market sah. Cyaa see him a dance again. Him a seh uptown.LOL Him and His uptown browning been together a minute now, look like she have di “good good”. Sources close to the couple say that they are seriously planning a life together and maybe one is in the oven soon. And yes people, she is georgous, and YES its her real hair and YES its her real eyes and YES she is from Jamaica. Everybody been asking, so I gave yuh di ansa. Happy fi yuh foota, is full time now yuh settle down. And everybody know seh mi nuh like 5 Star but mi haffi call a spade a spade. Yuh ting shot Foota, Wifey sell weh! Suh all gyal know yuh place. LOL.
Markie, yuh need fi watch yuh ooman, yuh a seh she but she a seh Uptown Garrison. * clear throat* need i say more, Markie duh yuh homework!
Andy story played out now–Andy a seh Petron Money and petron a seh yuh!
GQ- bwoy mek I ask yuh something, she muss a spend pan yuh, UGLY Tunnnnn Uppppp!!!!!!!

WHICH MARLEY IS MISSING?

A LITTLE STORY

NOW THIS PERSON HAS BEEN STALKING MY EMAIL BOX FOR ABOUT A MONTH…SENDING A BLANK EMAIL EVERY WEEK, AFTER FOUR WEEKS THEY SOME HOW FOUND THE BRAVADO TO WRITE THIS :- This bitch Melissa walking all over the world saying that Paulrange is har babyfather an all know the baby ton one an she no tek him in for the dna...FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER BLANK EMAIL. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME OUT TO TELL THIS PERSON, NOT TO WASTE THEIR TIME, IF IT TOOK YOU FOR WEEKS TO WRITE A SENTENCE THE YOU NEED NOT WRITE ONE AT ALL
THANK YOU

HOW MUCH ROOM CUDDA PAINT AFA DIS?

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