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RANGE ROVER & STRANGE MOURNER

The following stories are not related, for all concerned:-

Dem sex election time , taxman resign but me seh a bline dem blind…Mi neva si a set a people whey doe like pay tax like di Jamaican entertainer dem! Dem raddah gi up dem declined asset dan shell out cash pay fi dem tax…For example :- Elephant man whey buy range how long and hide it up..all anna sudden election come now and di big yellow rang a drive a street..Ele did you pay your taxes sir? Did a nuh farrin a small small Jamaica suh mi waa know if yuh really tink nuhbadie nah guh si yuh ina di bright yellow? Yuh nuh si Warlord sekkle right dung ina di kingfish? One time gone him used to seh di leg  dem too long fi stretch out ina cyar…him draw dem up nung fi sekkle heen doe…Ele di people dem a talk bout di range and di pickney dem whey yuh really nah mine and dem seh di tax man a bide him time!

 

 

 

Dis a Kirk Massop baby madda…In di party di people dem seh..and dem waa ask har if it nuh too early fi party…but me seh some a dem party all 2 weeks after dem have baby suh dis nuh strange…what a way she brave doe

 

 

 

Di people dem in Jamaica waa know when Flippa a arrive …Dem waa know when him a come suh dem can prepare up him regular borrows cause di smaddy seh FLIPPA BE ALWAYS BORROWING..mi neva si one man full a story yet or di people dem roun him full a story…di last time dem claim him did get transfer from Miami to Philly..all who did a seh dat need fi go look what Buju transfer read pan di bop because it gives your release dat wedda u transfer or not.. Dem seh when Flippa guh dung last year him neva did fi guh and tell di sign in people dem seh him guh because him madda did a worry bout him..I hear seh di flyer dem print fi di 29th and mi nuh si no Jamaican shuffling a gwaan ina Flippa camp…mi waa know if is a bluff cause flippa nah lef farrin nuh time! him seh is only farrin sell bran…suh :travel

 

DI KANDEM SEKSHAN A FLORIDA– NO SAH

FARRAKHAN & DI ELECTION

With my 50th birthday fast approaching, I have a very important decision to makeconcerning my future. Should I marry my ex-girlfriend of 18 years (Orange) or should I take the hand of the girl I have been dating for the past 4 years. (Green) Truth be told, they both come with a lot of baggages . Take Orange for example. She ran my credit cards to the ground so much so that the banks have me under strict austerity measures to the extent that they dictate how I use my cards. Green on the other hand, has siphoned off money from a loan that I received from my Chinese cousin and blatantly declares that she has done nothing wrong. Perhaps, Orange’s most despised trait is her penchant for gossip and scandals. Zinc scandals, light bulb scandals, Shell scandals and Trafigura scandals. If there is scandal, you can bet that Orange has her greasy palm all over it. This is such a turn off. I have becoming equally disenchanted with Green’s associates. I have long suspected that Green has been cheating on me with a man of nefarious connections. In some circles, this man is regarded as a don. It is rumored that he is the president of a Garden empire and an alleged drug lord. When ask questions about this Don, Green claims she cant recall. I have found Green’s habit of ringing the bell quite annoying. However, Orange’s Head habits, I have found to be quite stupendous. I must confess that I have a hunger for intellectual conversations. Orange is sadly lacking in intellect and concludes every conversation by requesting that I dont draw her tongue. In this aspect, Green is vastly superior as her brilliant intellect creates a marketplace for the exchange of ideas. I am presently leaning towards Green as Orange is somewhat old and broken down. I hope I make the right choice.

**DI PERSON WHEY WRITE DIS VERY IDLE**

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

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REAL BATTAM OR NAT?

LAUGH A LITTLE..THINK A LITTLE

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’;)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England   – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ???)

(Did our government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet..

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam

Annihilationism – What is it?-GOODMORNING


Annihilationism – What is it?
Annihilationism asks the question, “How could a compassionate and moral God send someone to a literal hell for infinite, eternal punishment?” Instead of an eternal hell, an annihilationist believes that unbelievers will not experience an eternity of suffering in hell, but will instead be “extinguished” after death. Many annihilationists do not believe in a literal hell as a place where the souls of the lost are tormented in a lake of fire for eternity. Others believe that hell is a literal place where the lost will be punished; however, they do not believe that the punishment is eternal. Instead, they believe that those souls are eventually annihilated so that they no longer exist.

Most people have difficulty with the concept of a literal, eternal Hell. It is even more difficult for us to consider the possibility that close relatives or friends may be there. Perhaps that is one reason that pastors seldom preach sermons on the topic. Hell has been described as “Christianity’s dirty little secret” because of some pastors’ reluctance to talk about it as a place of eternal punishment. The whole concept is difficult for us to rationalize when we are told about a God who is loving, compassionate, and forgiving. Yet the Bible is clear that the wicked with suffer eternally in hell.

Many people have questioned how God could provide infinite punishment to someone who only committed a finite number of sins while they were alive. Many would argue that such a punishment is excessive. Isn’t it strange however, that most of us have no problem accepting the concept of an eternal heaven? We apparently have no trouble accepting an infinite, eternal reward for those of us who have accepted Christ as Savior.

Annihilationism – What is God’s view of sin?
Can the eternal punishment of the lost be rationalized as being just? The answer lies in our lack of understanding of how an infinite, righteous God must look at the infinite problem of sin. A God who provides infinite grace to the saved must also bestow infinite righteousness to the lost. If even the tiniest sin is infinite in significance to God, then a righteous God would have to demand infinite punishment.

If someone commits a sin that is never forgiven through the blood of Jesus Christ, the Bible says that person must be punished. If they died without accepting Jesus as their Savior, then those sins were never forgiven. A year later, a thousand years later, or a million years later those sins still would have not been forgiven because the person never repented and asked for forgiveness during their lifetime. So their sins live on for eternity. God has no way to forgive their sins because they rejected Christ while they were alive. If their sins live on forever, then they must be punished forever. For God to annihilate someone into non-existence would, in effect, constitute a “forgiveness” of the punishment for that sin. That is something that God cannot do.

Annihilationism – The Bible’s view
In conclusion, Hell is a very real place and there is nothing in the Bible that would indicate otherwise. Some of the Scriptures discussing Hell as a place of everlasting torment include:

“And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life…If anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire” (Revelation 20:12, 15).

Jesus said, “‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels” (Matthew 25:41).

“And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night…” (Revelation 14:11).

“If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out” (Mark 9:43).

Finally, read the story of the rich man and Lazarus described in Luke 16:19-31. There, it makes it very clear that hell is a place from which there is no escape, saying, “…a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us” (Luke 16:26).

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