RANGE ROVER & STRANGE MOURNER

The following stories are not related, for all concerned:-

Dem sex election time , taxman resign but me seh a bline dem blind…Mi neva si a set a people whey doe like pay tax like di Jamaican entertainer dem! Dem raddah gi up dem declined asset dan shell out cash pay fi dem tax…For example :- Elephant man whey buy range how long and hide it up..all anna sudden election come now and di big yellow rang a drive a street..Ele did you pay your taxes sir? Did a nuh farrin a small small Jamaica suh mi waa know if yuh really tink nuhbadie nah guh si yuh ina di bright yellow? Yuh nuh si Warlord sekkle right dung ina di kingfish? One time gone him used to seh di leg  dem too long fi stretch out ina cyar…him draw dem up nung fi sekkle heen doe…Ele di people dem a talk bout di range and di pickney dem whey yuh really nah mine and dem seh di tax man a bide him time!

Dis a Kirk Massop baby madda…In di party di people dem seh..and dem waa ask har if it nuh too early fi party…but me seh some a dem party all 2 weeks after dem have baby suh dis nuh strange…what a way she brave doe

Di people dem in Jamaica waa know when Flippa a arrive …Dem waa know when him a come suh dem can prepare up him regular borrows cause di smaddy seh FLIPPA BE ALWAYS BORROWING..mi neva si one man full a story yet or di people dem roun him full a story…di last time dem claim him did get transfer from Miami to Philly..all who did a seh dat need fi go look what Buju transfer read pan di bop because it gives your release dat wedda u transfer or not.. Dem seh when Flippa guh dung last year him neva did fi guh and tell di sign in people dem seh him guh because him madda did a worry bout him..I hear seh di flyer dem print fi di 29th and mi nuh si no Jamaican shuffling a gwaan ina Flippa camp…mi waa know if is a bluff cause flippa nah lef farrin nuh time! him seh is only farrin sell bran…suh