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WHEN THE MOORS RULED EUROPE

ALL NOW CURRY NUH FIX?

Coronation Market vendors block Spanish Town Road
BY KIMMO MATTHEWS Observer staff reporter [email protected]
Friday, August 10, 2012

KINGSTON, Jamaica — Vendors today blocked sections of Spanish Town Road close to Coronation Market over what they claim is deplorable conditions at the facility.
“A pure sewage a run to where we selling we goods, nobody not coming here to buy because of the condition,” Patsy, one of several vendors told the Jamaica Observer.??
The vendors claimed that despite several calls to the authorities for a solution they are yet to get a response.
“We a try hustle something for back-to-school but the problem at the market is making things hard, we also fear the sewage may cause health issues,” another concerned vendor commented.
The vendors used debris from the market to block a section of the road.

Read more: http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Coronation-Market-vendors-block-Spanish-Town-Road-#ixzz23CcTDBFQ

OH MY GOODNESS CLOVIS!!!

FROM THE BOOK OF LEGENDS

 

 

Reading from The Book of Legends – Bolt 2 Verses 19-32

19: And when they were all gathered in a certain place in the land of Lon, these swift men of many nations, Usain, he being the swiftest of the lot, did turn and say to his fellow brethren from the land of Jahm.

20: Verily I shall go before thee to prepare a place on the mountain for all of us and one shall stand on my right hand and the other on my left.
21: For know thee this, there are precious medals on offer and it is written that we are the chosen ones and that we alone shall partake of the gold, silver and bronze which they have prepared for us on Olympia.
22: There shall be none before us.
23: There shall be none with us on the mount of victory
24: Verily shall the naysayers be silenced and they shall behold the people of Jahm
25: And they shall say amongst themselves “What sign is this? How can a land so small produce such giants?”
26: And they will be struck dumb.
27: We shall cover ourselves with the Black, the Green and the Gold and show them the back of our spiked feet.
28: They shall try to overtake us on the curved path. They will fail.
29: They will try to ambush us in the straits. But they will again fail, for we will have already passed that way.
30: The tribe of Lewis shall make burnt offerings and pray that duppy will tek us but they will fail and be blinded, dumbfounded and confounded.
31: You Yohan of the Beastly Tribe, and you young Warrior of the Tribe of Weir are the chosen ones to be with me in victory.
32: Therefore I say unto thee brethren of Racers, come swiftly and tarry not in this starting place and I will meet thee both at the end of this chevroned path [anon]

~Nigel M. Ferguson~

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WHEN GYAL GOOD DEM GOOD

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WTF AFRICA- WOMAN TURNS INTO SNAKE AT FUNERAL

Unbelievable was the reaction when a Harare woman confessed in court that she once turned into a snake.

The woman, Esther Chirawo, said her ex-husband was responsible for the horror that saw her turning into a snake during a funeral for a family member. She had dragged her former husband, Davison Guvamombe to court where she was seeking a protection order against him.
This lady had the follwing to say: “My relatives were shocked when they saw me moving with my tummy at the funeral. I acted like a possessed person. I was acting like a snake and I said things that no one could understand. I used to spend three months without having s*x because he would have it with his other wives.
He once stripped me naked before bashing me with a belt and I sustained severe injuries. I left my children in his custody but he is denying me access to see my children.
Responding to the allegations, Davison vehemently denied the accusations and said Ester just left their matrimonial home without giving any notice.
“How can I assault someone whom I do not stay with? I have been wondering why she left home because I never assaulted her,” he said.
Magistrate Milton Serima, who presided over the case granted a protection order in Ester’s favour and urged her to apply for custody if she wants to stay with the children.
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