wat is mumzel up to met? why all of a sudden she start a tek pic wid gurls suh close and start a wear thumb ring.

*I CYAA ANSA DAT FI YUH AT ALLLLLLLL ..LOOK LIKE A OOMAN SUMTING SHE UP TUH*

Bleach, Nip, Tuck: The White Beauty Myth ep1 1/4 by NzingahMorena

Jamaicans from every corner of the island’s 4500sq.miles drove, flew or did what they had to do to get to Montego-Bay in anticipation of the world renown vocalist, Celine Dion. Her famous songs, ”Power Of Love”, ”Mama”,”Because you loved me” , have all been long time favorites of the Jamaican people. It took the efforts of Walter Elmore and many more to bring the artist to our renown Jazz Fest. Tickets were sold out, people lined up early because of Celine Dion’s booking for the event, lines were said to have formed at sunrise.
Celine arrived at the Sangsters International airport in Montego-Bay, Jamaica earlier that evening, January 26,2012.Rehearsals went exceptionally well for the singer and her performance was said to have kept the audience on its feet, applauding and wanting more .Celine Dion’s duet(Treat her like a lady) with Diana King our own exceptional talent, was tremendous, powerful and enceinte to say the least. Celine closed her set with one of her well known songs which is also a favorite, from the movie, Titanic , ”My Heart Will Go On”. Other artists booked for the show were, Leftside, Shaggy, Neyo and Ceelo set to perform today!

Celine rehearsing

Shaggy &Neyo

Left side

Sold out

Left side

Celine performing

*Pictures courtesy of various twitter posts, watermarked for JMG because of content pirates*

God knows I had great plans for the Olympics this year
First class tickets, five star hotel with money to spare
The entourage, the shopping, the best seats to see the games
Photo Ops and rubbing shoulders with all the big names
Fine dining and frolic with those who were to the Manor born
Now all these nice benefits tek wings and gone gone
Thanks to you voters I wish you all burn in hell
Dam you Portia, KD,Peter and Andrew as well
Bout him was different and would get this big bounce
42 to 21 look more like one fifth of a quarter of half ounce
Mek the media and pollsters feed him false hope
While the voters who mattered gave just enough rope
G2K ads,Clovis, Al, Herro and Daryl’s big mouth
Couldnt stop dem dutty orange train when it rolled out.
Me truly think Mark, Cliff, Kevin and Observer would be right
That we would celebrate with a marginal win on election night
But the one Queen Portia came a rushing and stole the day the hour
And lick we down flat with the strength of dem people power
Lord God almight what a big nasty jolt
You mean I wont be there and some other gal a go kiss up my boy Bolt?
Me head a tear off, me eyes dem swell this one really hit me hard
No London this year dear father you mean me have to stay home a yard?
Tell me oh Lord what’s a girl to do
Boo hoo hoo hoooooooooo!