AH WHO WRITE DIS LOL

God knows I had great plans for the Olympics this year
First class tickets, five star hotel with money to spare
The entourage, the shopping, the best seats to see the games
Photo Ops and rubbing shoulders with all the big names
Fine dining and frolic with those who were to the Manor born
Now all these nice benefits tek wings and gone gone
Thanks to you voters I wish you all burn in hell
Dam you Portia, KD,Peter and Andrew as well
Bout him was different and would get this big bounce
42 to 21 look more like one fifth of a quarter of half ounce
Mek the media and pollsters feed him false hope
While the voters who mattered gave just enough rope
G2K ads,Clovis, Al, Herro and Daryl’s big mouth
Couldnt stop dem dutty orange train when it rolled out.
Me truly think Mark, Cliff, Kevin and Observer would be right
That we would celebrate with a marginal win on election night
But the one Queen Portia came a rushing and stole the day the hour
And lick we down flat with the strength of dem people power
Lord God almight what a big nasty jolt
You mean I wont be there and some other gal a go kiss up my boy Bolt?
Me head a tear off, me eyes dem swell this one really hit me hard
No London this year dear father you mean me have to stay home a yard?
Tell me oh Lord what’s a girl to do
Boo hoo hoo hoooooooooo!