A bizarre and grotesque public murder took place in Woolwich, England today. British Prime Minister David Cameron said that there were strong indications that this was a terrorist attack. Two men attacked and killed a soldier, unprovoked, as far as we know, with machetes and knives. Witnesses said that the victim was beheaded. Two other men were attacked, but not killed. The attack took place on the street in public. The attackers have been shot by authorities, and are being held. The strangest part of all is that the attackers, far from trying to get away, have been welcoming public attention. One of them gave a short interview while still covered in blood. The slain soldier can be seen lying on the street behind him
“I apologize that women had to witness this today, but in our land, women have to see the same. Remove your government, they don’t care about you!” the murderer declares.

After talking to the camera, the man walks back towards the body and speaks to passers-by, who, incredibly, don’t seem worried about being attacked with the knives the man is still holding. According to the Guardian, the murderers were encouraging people to take pictures of them.

Two women shielded the dying soldier from further attack in an astounding act of bravery, while they waited for authorities to arrive. The police drew criticism for not arriving for 20 minutes after the attack.

British Prime Minister Dave Cameron called an immediate meeting of COBRA, his crisis response team.

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Title: Mikey Blacks a dip u get dip?

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met mi go one popular salon ova di weekend and hear a likkle suss. di ppl dem did a talk bout latty buckazz christening some a seh it did nice while sum a seh it did lame. dem seh di highlight a di christening a when one girl throw sum rice and peas inna latty madda face inna di big big christening.

anyways, mi hear when dem seh how ritchie indian, latty baby fadda, go up fi thank everybody weh cum out an a big up who him fi big up, den him big up mikey blacks and how ppl not to rejoice in odda ppl downfall. so me start string up mi antenna dem right away cuz mi want hear a wah happen to mikey.

dem seh mikey blacks go jamaica fi di easter wid di intention fi carry him superstar sundayz dance pon tour dung deh. sum seh while him a check in a di airport ova ya, him get grip an dip, while sum seh a when him a cum back him get sent back. mi do sum investigation an hear two story, sum seh him did have a fake red book (british passport) back inna di days but him sort out now, but sumbody go inform pon him bout di fake book so him get grab. while sum a seh a dip him did get dip from england back inna di day, cum back inna different name, married and get sort out inna di fake name and sumbody go inform.

mi hear seh a him baby madda inform, while others a seh a ritchie indian. di ppl dem terrible bad cuz dem seh ritchie inform pon di man an a gwaan like anno him. london town cum talk di tings dem!

Big news in Runaway Bay St Ann, Skelly, JamilIa & her sister got lock up today May 21, fi coke. Police raid d house & find Cocain. All three got lock up. JamilIa & her sister is at Discovery Bay Police Station.

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Title: COKE AND SHIT ST.ANN MIX UP

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DEADMENTS! MET THE POLICE THEM RUN EENNNNNNN PON THE HOT COUPLE THEM AND LOCK UP THEM FI COKE AND SHIT WEH THEM FIND IN A THE CABIN WEH THEM LIVE.

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