Title: Wonder if the kids get anything fr tax check

Title: Some gal smell like da bottom a da barrel

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So unuh wah trouble people n laugh Afta people n unuh don’t look Gud lookin like a damn scarecrow now people talk da truth she mawga she need ensure. Wen man leff unuh yu nuh fi look so Mek da man sorry unuh leff nuh Mek him sorry him did deh wid yuh…

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National Security Minister Peter Bunting was robbed last night while in the company of a female companion at a villa in Portland.
The thieves entered the villa through a window and brandished knives at Bunting and his companion, who were beside the pool. The thieves robbed the pair of several personal items including a cell phone and laptop, however some of the items were recovered by police.
The CCN has stated that police worked through the night to recover the stolen items, while unconfirmed reports indicate that some of the items were returned in exchange for cash.
No one has been arrested and investigations continue.

Woman frog-matched NAK*D – caught by husband romping with ANOTHER MAN in NYERI

Saturday 30th March 2013 – A woman in Nyeri County was frog-marched naked by her husband after he was caught having sex with their shamba boy.

The well known businesswoman had taken the man to her house after her husband had gone to a drinking spree.

It is said that the husband was informed that his wife had an affair and decided to go back unawares only to catch them romping on their matrimonial bed.

The confrontation brought the market center to a standstill after an angry mob led by the woman’s husband gathered around their home aching for their blood.

The shamba boy escaped a beating narrowly after fleeing through the window leaving his lover at the mercy of the mob.

The woman asked for forgiveness claiming that the husband was a drunkard and rarely attended to her sexual needs. She explained that she requested the shamba boy to calm her sexual urges.

The area chief arrived in time and calmed the angry mob who wanted to lynch her.

He advised couples to always solve their differences amicably.