JMG MAN COURT- HUSBAND STILL DOE COME HOME EDITION
Mi waan di public know bout da woman ya. Shi gwaan like she nice and pretend like she have tings when she dont have shit. She come inna some a di play dem in some eediat roles and gwaan like she nice when in truth and in fact she is nutn but a (Edited). She have 3 kids(Edited)? Cut long story short, she meet a producer and say she a try singing and go mash up di man family mek him and him woman lef and watch him fling out him pitney dem one by one. GIRLS at dat. All fight off one a dem and move een har pitney dem inna di man house and TAKE OVER. She neva live nowhere, at one point a inna di man studio she did affi a sleep. She need fi stop knock bread outa people mouth and go find her own and stop brag pan wat is not hers. Go and buy some new clothes and stop wear plastic hair. And hurry up and buy your house a ole harbour cause any day name day that woman come back fi har property wi sorry fi yu!!
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An overweight inmate’s attempts to escape jail in in Ceres in the central Brazilian state of Goias ended in humiliation – when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall.
Firefighters had to free 16-stone Rafael Valadao when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.
Prison guards compounded his embarrassment by standing round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.
Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.
Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.
Firefighters stepped in around 2am on Tuesday after the two inmates waiting their turn behind Rafael failed in various attempts to push him through the hole they had made with a metal bar.
He was later taken to hospital under police protection with a suspected broken rib.
A police spokesman said: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived.
“He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”
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