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Man Denies Rape, Claims Manhood too Small0 Comments
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Posted on 23 Feb 2012 at 4:20pm

A BULAWAYO courtroom had to be cleared so that prison wardens could examine a man charged with rape after he claimed that his male member was so small there was no way he could have committed the crime.
Joel Ndebele (34) of Dingumuzi Township in Plumtree was accused of raping his ex-girlfriend in August last year soon after being released from prison. But he stunned a packed courtroom last week when he told Bulawayo regional magistrate, Owen Tagu that he could not have committed the crime because his manhood was shrinking and had become so short it was impossible to have penetrative intercourse.

Prosecutors said Ndebele, who had been in jail since December 2010, decided to visit his lover a day after being released on August 7. She however told him she had married somebody else and that their relationship could not continue. Ndebele then invited her to his homestead so they could discuss the issue and threatened to kill her and her husband when she refused.

The woman then reluctantly followed him to his house where she was detained over night. The court heard that Ndebele raped her twice before releasing her in the morning. The woman returned home but did not tell her husband about the attack or report the matter to the police.

However, on August 30 she allegedly saw Ndebele following her with an empty bottle and ran into a nearby house where one of the occupants happened to be a police officer and reported the rape.

But Ndebele shocked the packed courtroom when he said there was no way he could have raped her because his manhood had long been shrinking, leaving him ill-equipped to commit the alleged crime. The prison wardens who examined him told the magistrate that his male member was, indeed, small.

Prosecutor Jabulani Mhlanga then asked the court for time have Ndebele examined by medical experts. The magistrate allowed the request and remanded Ndebele in custody to February 23.

Psalm 5

For the director of music. For pipes. A psalm of David.

1 Listen to my words, Lord,
consider my lament.
2 Hear my cry for help,
my King and my God,
for to you I pray.
3 In the morning, Lord, you hear my voice;
in the morning I lay my requests before you
and wait expectantly.
4 For you are not a God who is pleased with wickedness;
with you, evil people are not welcome.
5 The arrogant cannot stand
in your presence.
You hate all who do wrong;
6 you destroy those who tell lies.
The bloodthirsty and deceitful
you, Lord, detest.
7 But I, by your great love,
can come into your house;
in reverence I bow down
toward your holy temple.
8 Lead me, Lord, in your righteousness
because of my enemies—
make your way straight before me.
9 Not a word from their mouth can be trusted;
their heart is filled with malice.
Their throat is an open grave;
with their tongues they tell lies.
10 Declare them guilty, O God!
Let their intrigues be their downfall.
Banish them for their many sins,
for they have rebelled against you.
11 But let all who take refuge in you be glad;
let them ever sing for joy.
Spread your protection over them,
that those who love your name may rejoice in you.
12 Surely, Lord, you bless the righteous;
you surround them with your favor as with a shield.

MI HEAR SEH IT DEH ALL OVER SO MI WAA FI KNOW IF HIM DEH A ROAD

WHAT YUH REBELLING AGAINST DAFFY? DI WAY YUH SEH SHIT AND EAT IT BACK IS LIKE YUH DO IT ALREADY…MAN NUH FI SUH NASTY DAFFY

AND MI NUH GET YUH POINT OOO

PEOPLE UNNO KNOW LEXUS AND WHAT HIM LIKE SO MI A ASK UNNO WHA UNNO TINK HIM WAA SUH YASSO?