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STARS AMONG BARS…….

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131 Responses to STARS AMONG BARS…….

  • simplicity says:

    dwrclllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • simplicity says:

    :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Simplicity has said it all kmft

  • DO DON says:

    NO MAN THIS IS SERIOUS…WHEN WILL THOSE GOAT THINK THEY WILL GIVE UP DANCE HALL….I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY ITS A DRAG QUEEN COMPETITION OR JUST EEEEWWE.THEY NEED TO STAY HOMEAND READ A BOOK THE BIBLE FOR INSTANT…….CARMEN U ARE NO SPRAT NO MORE…..MORE LIKE OLD VERY OLD TURBIT FISH EEEEWWWE

  • wot is this says:

    demmmmmmmmmmmm issssssssssss tryingggggggggg to harddddddddd!

  • Anonymous says:

    Wait! It look like some a dem owl fowls deh no know dat dem time in di night lights are ova!

  • status says:

    A wah really a gwan? Pic 2 with the big old granny draws and she tired face lawd

  • Por favor NO MAS>>>>>>>>>>>>NO MAS!!!!!!!!

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Puertoriquena pls say that agen NO MAS NO BLOODCLAAAAAAAT MAS LOL

  • kgn13 says:

    the young and de restless,meet the ole and the wutliss.from i was concive……

  • simplicity says:

    :tkp

  • Me sey says:

    RECYLCE PUSSY & HOOD & BATTY MAN PARTY … VEN U BORN FE FUCK BATTY MAN :alay :mahongintip :cd :cd :cd :cd

  • 187 Dem says:

    Hey Metty Good day & Metters,

    Met did u mean falling stars aginst geriatric stars??? A weh granny a duh inna body suit doh??? Chuh bloodclat :ngakak

  • @Zervah…….where you at Mama, look like Scamina lose di belly and leg flap but go drape back her Leash and bring him come……………tuh rass :)

  • Anonymous says:

    Den wen unnoo see big grey tone women dress so cyaa expect better from d younger generation smh

  • Wha sweet dem woman yah wid dem big leg deh fava plank to rass. Dem jus look beat out and tired. Body nah get no rest. Too much night dew fall inna unnu tough beat out face. Dem sick stomach. Cho rass man change unnu wutlis life

  • Anonymous says:

    Some a dem ole folks ya look like dem so ole dat it a affect dem yie sights. Like dem no see dat dese sort of suits and grannies no go well in di lights!

  • Haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyylllllllp I’ve fallen and I kaint get up :ngakak

  • i&i says:

    Met, I wonder if these people have mirrors?

  • Why says:

    wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    what were they auditioning for Golden Girls: Ratchet Dancehall Edition

    Damn hot shame…

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    :kts: dem toooooooooo disgusting man cho :hoax2

  • Anonymous says:

    :ngakak I guess my invitation for the “ONESIES” party got lost in the mail. I have one question to ask: When u put on a onesies to go to a party, do u cover up with a coat or u just leave the house as is? Some body please answer mi question because mi no go dance hall party!

  • status says:

    Can Sum one plz explain what is that around the lady neck???

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Status a it mi deh ya a try figure out eno all whey a gwaan

  • kgn13 says:

    @ status you ever see the joker inna card pack,well a desso she draw fe the insperation.now she look like she a dead from persperation.

  • MNL says:

    Why dem dinosaur nuh stay extinct them love fi put on the spandex and feel like dem supposed to deh bout again! No man like seriously dem deh old face people a kill me it turrible

  • Anonymous says:

    Status: mi lose affa yuh today! Yuh mean fi tell me say yuh don’t know “haute couture” when yuh seet?! DWL… If I didn’t see the pictures, I would not believe it! People really leave dem house stay suh?! People really tink dem something deh look good?!!!!! Smh….

  • status says:

    Chute & 13 she look hot fi true, cause she just lean up in everybody
    With her sweaty self, all her makeup look a mess.

    And them 2 down a bottom with the no bra and di other one look like her neck bruck

  • status says:

    Yuh no ppl say when yuh with yuh partner fi long yuh start look like each other, but leash and scammer are tek the bald head thing to another level

  • Ms Renaissance says:

    #EPIC FAIL, every single one a dem. Dancehall is one sad, sad place

  • Saucy Baby says:

    Lol! I can’t with these people today… Statusssssss :peluk :peluk

  • 4i's says:

    What the fack are my 4 i’s seeing….

  • PINK says:

    DIS ANOTHA BODY SUIT AND STOCKING PAWTY DAT KEEP WAH NITE YEA OVA QUEENS

  • a bunch of garbage dumm inna one party says:

    chaka no coture tan bad! sabrina look nice! with that girl next to her! not the one in the middle! the rest of ppl dem look like the characters from star trek , so tacky , its like buy 1 leggings get 10 free… stay bad man

  • MIMI says:

    GOOD DAY JMG FAMILY! A WHA DUH DEM DEAD AN WAKE PEOPLE YAH??? PIC #2 DIS OLE TUFF FACE WOMAN B4 SHI GUH BLOOOODCLAAAT SIT DUNG ONE SIDE,SHI A COME A DANCE HAFE NAKED!! MI TIRED FI SI EVERYBODY INNA DE SAME THING EVERYTIME MI LOOK!!!! NASTY FUCK OUT SUCK WOOOOOD SABRENA YU STILL LIVING OLE JHONCROW,MI THINK ALL YOU DID DEAD!!!

  • Smh! says:

    Sigh

  • Anonymous says:

    If foolishness and f*ckery ever get a hold of these pics its a wrap

    my freaking eyes hurt

  • Met says:

    the lady whey bout 50 ina di body suit u know she win di best award…i dies ooooooooooooo

  • Anonymous says:

    Met you are being too kind, how the hell that woman look like 50, she more look like a resident in the nursing home

  • wot is this says:

    the only thing mi haff ask is……….why dem young girl dem look so beat out……….chaka couture and sabrina……….mi know fi dem mumma from classic days…….ad not to be mean but dem young gyal deh look mash up………..dem couldn’t be 30 yet looking like plane crach inna dem

  • wot is this says:

    *and* *crash*
    lol

  • wot is this says:

    sad thing though, chaka never get her mother sophia pretty looks

  • Anonymous says:

    Met the trophy was well deserved, a long time that lady deh bout, she help build the pyramid yu no see hard life in her face

  • Real Talk says:

    AWRITE…one stop… People…jah know star…Mi nuh undastan… :sorry People can live dem life anyway dem want,..but… Wha dem ole woman yah still a do inna dance? Inna body suit????
    Who dem a impress??????/ :bingung: If you live to be the age that most of these women appear to be, what are you hoping to find inna dancehall at that stage?????? :amazed:
    Real Talk :mad:

  • simplicity says:

    den unno really tek a good look at marvia classic…all i can do is laugh enuh lol

  • BIPOLAR says:

    RASSSS DEM BOARD BUS A NURSING HOME FI GO PARTY…IF I POOP I SHIT UP MISELF TODAY YAH….ROTF DONT GET ME WRONG PP ALOUD FI GO DANCE AS LONG AS DEM FEEL BUT WHY MAKE A MOCKERY OUT A URSELF YO

  • sexy eyes says:

    Hahahahhaah a joke dem yah mi tiyad fi si di one mesh jump suite weh erebody inna it mus b cheap

  • BIPOLAR says:

    THE SECOND FROM THE BOTTOM PIC WEH A HOLD HANDS…..A DEM SAY FREINDS FROM DINOSAUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ngakak

  • AssociatePRESS says:

    Twinny u batbat look like a NBA BALL, Rochelle no man fi a Starr word can not describe you, MARVIA HOW U RUDE SO, dem breast need redo, a how long mums?..wen unnu ago stop party? Wen unnu an the grand children dem inna Dance…

  • BIPOLAR says:

    MET JUS BAN MI FROM USING EMOTICONS AND DONE…I GIVE UP….LOL

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Methuselah inna picho 2 baggy big like tent :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • simplicity says:

    yes it is $7.99 in any 99 cent store or else where

  • Geriatric Body Suit Convention. No sah dis 2 much fi mi poor yeye dem

  • kgn13 says:

    unoo pree the ooman pon the right inna pic # 6.she affie a hold on pon the joker fe no kin ova,look how de toe nail dem heng out a de shoes. a dis y gathering the duppy from st.elizebeth fe come dash some big stone.

  • simplicity says:

    yah tawk dat yuh nuh c how mrs.man him deh pon fe him tip toe…a dont knw how dem dweet

  • CocoChanel says:

    I think these women are getting criticized to harshly, I do agree that they need to give up some style of dressing when you pass a certain age that up to the young nasty gal dem… I think u can dress nice in rrespectful manner…. But again to each their own if it happy in it skin then more power to u none of us pay it bills them…. The old women if u still got life enjoy it to the fullest no matter what the next person dem say.!!!

  • 3SidesToDStory says:

    Age is ongle a number but when u luk like dem CZAR ya wid dem leda skin, u need fi stay a de Assisted living home wid u PCA.

  • Nonameismename says:

    It’s da batty shat dem tek dat mek dem face tun suh

  • AF2727 says:

    that thing around her neck is an umbilical cord wrapped around her neck, someone should get it off before she chokes to death

  • kgn13 says:

    him just dainty so….but the ting me wha know is when dem style a dressing deh became main stream.

  • status says:

    13 just me buss a big laugh, yes some big ass boulder should just start fling dwl

  • Original Goodas says:

    shaka fi a lil gal mek u slippas dem long dung so.

    why dem twin deh think dem look good though ehh a wonder if anybody tell them how them look unbalance

  • AF2727 says:

    Marvia look like a dead weh jus ressurect to rhass, Chaka….. poor chaka yuh just turn 27 and look how yuh stay smh yuh look more like them aincent of days ppl in the rest of the pictures yuck go fix yuh tuff face please

  • status says:

    Simply hush yuh never see 13 say in the odda post say him does tip pon toe to woiiii

  • kgn13 says:

    @ status me no know whats up wid the super hero out fits.

  • Roshelle dah sinting deh look a hot mess, it all squeeze yuh belly up inna you chess, why o why Unuh do dese tings mon. Di twin on Rochelle left_______________oh dare, yuh hand and feet are so small in comparison to yuh rare and breast yuh can’t ask yuh mirror fi tell yuh di chuet ?? Jesam peem

  • Just Saying says:

    The lady in Pic #2 she past being a MILF or Cougar, she’s a damn Hyena.

    The lady with the funny collar has some potential, with a serious make-over she can achieve that fabulous/glamorous look she is going for.

    The lady in Pic #11 looks like a black version of ‘Big Ang” from Mob Wives.

  • kgn13 says:

    dwl…yow status ,no dem deh tip pon toe me dear.me only tip pon toe when the catty a attack the ting wid a vengance.

  • OG Leggo mi head :hammer

  • status says:

    13 a weak! yuh see how words can come back and bite yuh dwllllllllll

  • kgn13 says:

    me no too mine the bite eno.dwl…..meck unoo bad so rosta.

  • Anonymous says:

    no sah what the hell these bigwoman dont know how to dress classic u can dress sexy but classy

  • status says:

    Anon 2:42 nooo man yuh can’t loose off a me so, not over them ppl here, the only thing high is that damn turtle skin round her neck. Let me say in my granny Trini voice ” damn jagga bat rat lol

    Saucy :peluk

  • Met says:

    is who a sell di bodysuit dem?

  • @ met____KIZZY!

  • simplicity says:

    mi sey de 99 cent nd beauty product store hab dem a teef dem a teef dem maybe all guh upstairs a roxxy pon ja av

  • Anonymous says:

    The girl with the black in the 6 pic to the extreme right look padded like Ms. Breta donkey.

  • Anonymous says:

    I mean pic 7

  • Ok simply but mi know a Kizzy Mek di twin dem own cuz Kizzy juss love chat so when shi Mek di ppl dem clothes and dem dwoa like when shi talk say a she Mek dem.

  • simplicity says:

    kizzy own dem obvious mi a tawk the wan weh opal inna nd de next two mussi deh pon sale

  • sweet says:

    DIS ONE DEDICATED TO THE 40 AN OVER…. TIME UNDA UNNUH… BOUT YOU INNA BODY SUIT AN TAKKIN… SOME A UNNUH FALSE BATTY FAYVA GRAND CANYON, JUST CAVENOUS AN BUMPY BUMPY. WHEN A MAN WUCKLISS IT BAD, BUT WHEN WOMAN WUCKLISS IS THE WORST THING INNA THE WORLD.

  • But mi Nuh why all a dem affi av it on mi Nuh get it.

  • Gold member is your party but yuh Nuh season at alll, wheel and come again yuh get up look hot and mess up.

  • Pic 2 Grahma shame on you
    Pic 3 Stacy this the worst you looked in a while
    Pic 5 Samantha lip color got your mouth looking broad
    Pic 6 Twin Lisa your ass is to much
    Pic 4 Bobette looks like an ill shaped super hero
    Pic 8 Chaka Thomas the older you get the more you favor the iron donkey them over Portmore track! Sabrina your belly bang now!
    Pic 9 Scammina you look cheap, who wears party city beads around their neck, save them for your next big event.
    Pic 10 Chaka Couture……rethink your look especial from the head up
    Pic 11 Marvia we see the boob job, it’s time to hang up the party life mumms
    Pic 12 Frass so you really leave the wife for Ven, Rochelle the neck brace looks strange with the fit. Man on the far left it’s alright being short!!

  • simplicity says:

    unno sure quena a comment :ngakak

  • Met says:

    she same one she bad like 20 sore mi nah :maho :tkp

  • No to rass quenaaaaa mi gut feeling just tell mi yawh Ja whey name Spanish. Nopes not wid di iron donkey ova port more tract talk. Nopesssssss

  • Know**

  • simplicity says:

    ……:tkp

  • HIGHLY CONCERNED says:

    @Simply all wah gwaan me waan one a dem bodysuit deh enuh fi wear go me bredren dance a yaad name half-naked..so me waan know bout di 2fi 1 sale…rofl..@Met, leff dem me dear, di wholla dem juss find dem age papa, di ole ghetto GRANGLE dem. If smaddy eva say, one a dem grangle yah a 27yr old, me chop up me finga tip dem, i swear..

  • Met says:

    highly mi dus waa dem explain how dem and di body stocking a work out because is a uniform ting now

  • ThEXOnE says:

    Bwoy, me nah too hate, because they giving me a lot to look forward to when me grow up :D

  • mz.B says:

    Here we ago again wid di damn uniform ting…look how when wi a guh school a JA. we couldn’t wait fi dun school fi come out a uniform…but dem nah nuh sense of dem own identity ppl seh school session everyday/age all day…

  • kaycee says:

    They all look stank! Why would you dress like this??

  • Anonymous says:

    yakini a so she name! boy wear firmer stocking fi you legs dem next time u hear ma’ma!! u skin look like it a draw a grung why wear bathsuit wid blazer u nuh say u body tun up weh u a hide dwl.. di whole a dem pap dung

  • Gf says:

    The body suit is from French connection. It cost $88

  • Cc says:

    Zas Christ carol classic look like dem old man weh use to drive di hearse dem back in di days a jamaica…fi har name fi change to carol antique…. jah knw mi nuh waa laugh lollll

  • Anonymous says:

    pic 11 floor me bad bad.. :ngakak :ngakak

  • Anonymous says:

    met u wan beating bout stars among bars _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ woiiieeeee me belly

  • Cc says:

    Afta mi si carol dere is not a pill nobody cud a prescribe mi fi keep a straight face lmaooooo yoooow…den carol yuh really nuh where nuh bra! Yuh nuh Fraid yuh trip ova yuh breast dem muma! Lolll

  • Anonymous says:

    Bag a ole faaat

  • Met says:

    cc______________________________________________________________________________________________

  • sameone says:

    I am soooo confused…

  • Chanel says:

    Chaka mouth remind me of a song in Jamaica back in the days whey did say u mouth long like shovel mouth shark to rass

  • Dwrl says:

    The girl with the breast hanging almost out, next time wear full shoes you no have cute feet at all, no open toes shoes for you. Thanks

  • Cc says:

    @met…yuh waa hear joke last summa mi inna one likkle backyaad function a gwaan bill, an feel smaddy tap mi a gi mi a flyer, mi nuh one easy yute fi frightn but wen mi tun roun my heart was no match fi carol face well powder dung I FRIGHTN YUH F–CK lmaooo

  • Dwrl says:

    Up til now mi a look mi still no see no star,,,,,,, met weh the STARS DEM DEH…..OH AND CHANGE THE BARS TO SCARS OR BETTER YET CRISIS

  • Anonymous says:

    Unnu need fi check out irsdesigns fi mire pics wooooiiii met mi cyan bother

  • simplicity says:

    cc :tkp

  • MY NAME IS.... says:

    This is actually horrifying. Do these people understand how utterly ridiculous they look? Do they know that would be complete laughing stocks anywhere outside of the dancehall community? I can’t even laugh….the sad part is they really and truly believe they look good.

  • MsShyOuttaRoad says:

    ITS BEEN A LONG TIME MET & METTERS…..

    BUT Isn’t It “OLD BRAS AMONG THE BARRED???”
    FOR A BETTER DEPICTION ;)

  • FREEDOM says:

    SCAMMY MEK DOG TUN AR IN A POPPY SHOW. ORANGE HAIR FI COMPLIMENT HIM SHIRT

  • JAHkno says:

    big up mi hair dresser Trisha u outfit simple, sexy, and cute all u makeup sort out

  • talk up says:

    #4 mix up suck hood Bobette u never look gud yet u need a born over from face to toe u body look mix up u stay baddddddddd :lapar

  • Observer says:

    Quenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa______________________________________________________________________________________ :hammer

  • whatever johncrows says:

    see how unno mix up! carol classic is not up there! go suck yu mumma

  • whatever johncrows says:

    chaka cannot be 27, 27 hard years cause she tek the entire merrick cab driver dem. have 2 lickle pickney and deh a dance every night, dem lickle dutty gal yah nuh have no class, a reaction a tek yu!!!!
    dem big ole woman yah ago dead the same way dem come a merica. no shame or pride

  • Sabrina dont tan good belly big and bodysuit look like old clothes . Crash car

  • annoymous says:

    Yakini always look cheap . Is where she shop ? Goodwill :nohope

  • Miss ting says:

    Met no 7 picture that two. Drag. Queen. With rush elke. Them stay bad omg. Wat is this lord help me

  • notrite says:

    like seriously twinny tap do up batty and help u sista paula also twinny go dust dwn u hs cobweb a tek it up

  • @Bubble soup………I r repeating things I hear as years go by! remember I am married to a Jamaican man.

  • Anonymous says:

    one thing i can say to these big woman if unnu nuh find it inna dance aready unnu not finding it again mums put it down man IT DONT LOOK GOOD ….TWO WORDS SAD AND DESPERATE!!!

  • As fi di big gold suitcase (grip, purse, bag, whicheva) whey pose up front n center in every pic dat whts her name tek…dont care wha bran it be (Metters enlighten my darkness pon d brand) Y, Y, Y, dis big sitten inna party competing with d neckbrace pon u seemingly whiplashed neck :D

  • AF2727 says:

    yes my dear heart Chaka couture is all of 27 yup 27 years old *we went to August Martin* and yes she got 2 kids, i guess her mom watch them, remember she now out promoting,

  • Addicted says:

    I just woke up and decided to take a peep.Good morning all…
    CC you dont know Carol Classic that is Marvia and Quena from day 1 i have my doubts about you been hispanic.
    You are just a jamaican using the spanish hing as a cover to throw off.lol
    Even though you claim to be married to a Yardie , you know too much for an outsider that was drafted in.
    And your spanish is very limited. Just my opinion.(((Shrug)))) mi nuh know.

  • PPL MEK UNNO BAD SUH,,STOP CHAT THE PPL DEM. HATERS BITCHES.

  • soap opera says:

    Den dem really look good to you, talk the truth dem look like ten miles a bad road.

  • CLASSY DOLL says:

    SMH….. NO-NON-SENSE SHEER -TO-THE-WAIST PANTYHOSE …. $2.39…

  • Anonymous says:

    mi naw lie dem rass ole fart is a disgrace. good god your kids must be ashame of u you lots, go put some decent clothes on, u lot just like our ole fart michi boo in london

  • @Addicted……..What good would it do me here to speak my expanded Spanglish??? How many of you would understand what I type? Ask yourselves what would I gain by hiding behind a cover……after all the biggest cover is anonymity and so at this moment I’ll ask of you 1 question…………Can you see me……can you see me NOW???
    Your entitled to your assumptions!((((((shrugs)))))))) I’m Puertoriquena.

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