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THE SPANNER BANNER AND SUZI Q CHRONICLES


Him tell mi seh spanner mek suzie left har big mansion move inna him little house right out and she left him and the pickney them a ochi A wah spanner a do suh? Yu see a same way plier deh with rita marley fi money suh spanner a tek suzie q and mash up the people them good good family mi cant beleve. Him all tek one a them car and have a him yard right out. Everynight di breddah a cry and mi a tell him fi left and him still a try work it out. Mi nuh know if is a catch spanner do yah man cause mi caah pictur suzie q and spanner banner mi still shock bout wah gwan. spanner love mash up people life same way him deh with him boss wife when him did buss. do better than that dread

33 Responses to THE SPANNER BANNER AND SUZI Q CHRONICLES

  • Tweet says:

    ____________________________________den all di car Spanner have park up in front a him house? No sah, mi caan believe dis at all,dwl.

  • Anonymous says:

    Yu bredda need fi move on and find a new woman. The woman decide to move on, and so should brother man. Take care of his children and don’t even look back on the woman. Its a part of life, where people move on and find other lovers.

  • Anonymous says:

    spanner nuh mash nobody life cause its takes two fi tango

  • No Joke says:

    SPANNA HAVE THE GOLDEN ROD……AN DI AFFI TAN YAHSO.
    AN A LASS WEEK MI SI HIM PON VIDEO ALLEY

  • bev says:

    ok so why u brother a cry there is nuff woman out there that would love to move in the manssion

  • SEXII says:

    Di brother have feelings to enuh..two sides to a story..
    Ppl nuh just get up and move on suh..unless them never love that person
    why dem move on so quick

  • @ work says:

    if unnua ago send in mixup pan people life,learn how to spell. the word is leave, in patios lef, LEFT is unaccepticble. :bingung if unnua ago send in mixup pan people life,learn how to spell. the word is leave, in patios lef, LEFT is unaccepticble.

  • Met says:

    :nerd

  • Fyahwife says:

    TAMBAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE ******** in a mi Kingsley Stewart voice******

  • Met says:

    mi sehhhhhhhhh :hammer

  • fashiondoll says:

    a whey suh much spelling police come from pon JMG??

    Unaccepticble ???? :maho Now you need Jamal classes!!!

  • Met says:

    fashiondoll mi did haffi draw fi mi glass :tkp

  • pplBiznizNice says:

    hahaha suzie Q fi behave mon . it a go backfire

  • Original Goodas says:

    From yesterday dem come correct and fi dem correction no so correct. fr i was born out a me mother.

  • Fyahwife says:

    @work a message bord fi entertainment mawsa or missis so anything can dash up yah an no spelling a do it a di COMPREHENSION putus
    As long as u get whey di gossip a say or mean u straight…. U dig!
    A no spelling. Bee dem a enter and a no essay dem a write fi school or college …cho

  • Lol. The cacky too sweet i too sweet!!!Woiiii. No Suzie Q a the rasta lady. A how she a mek the young ball head a control her hole so.

  • Anonymous says:

    Suzie Q cah change, once a whore always a whore,a long time suzie Q a foook pon absolute him just find out de bitch nuh have nuh pppsy principle, every man shi have shi foook pon dem, shi dis absolute now shi get green card and citizenship suh shi a dis de man,,

  • Realthing says:

    So close on the heels of Barkey, and those two careless people don’t learn a thing! When dealing with matters of the heart, think carefully and avoid greatly humiliating anybody

  • eyecandy says:

    how u figure she humilte him? they ?!?

    some people evev when you break it them amicably they just cant/wont accept it.

    it sad yah man..

  • Cindy Royal says:

    What???!!! ________________________________________________ No rasta! Yuh know a jus satdeh gone him did deh pan har music video show. Den Suzie nuh big, big married ooman wid bout 4 pickney fi har husband? Puppa Jesus. Dwl. I can’t even imagine the sex.

  • Real Talk says:

    First off, this is the REAL real talk. No star, dat come as a real shock. Mi cya believe suzie q a gi shaggy wonder bun! I saw them with their child in Florida looking like the epitome of a real loving family. BUT…. since we are on the outside, we really really have no idea what precipitated this move. Maybe he was cheating on her? Maybe he was abusive? Plus i’m not sure what shaggy wonder was doing for a living. Maybe he was living off her and she got tired of it? Who really knows what happened..
    Maybe susie q fi pull a lady saw. The more problem shi have wid di man, di more shi fi cling tighta……?
    Real Talk :mad:

  • BusyBusy says:

    So Rita Marley a spen Bob dead an lef millions pon Pliers? What a preckeh.

  • @ REALTALK A LONG TIME MI KNOW WHORING SUZIEQ AND SHAGGE WONDER SHI DID DEH WID ONE A DE MASQUITO FR JAMES AVE HIM WAS A PILOT SHI NEVER MARRIED HIM CAH HIM COULDNT GIVE HER GREENCARD A SUH SHI GUH LOOK SHAGGE WONDER,WHEN SHAGGE PICK UP SUZIE NUH BODY NEVER WANT HER,SHI DID DUN OUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY,LENNY HYPE FR BASS ODDESY BEAT HER ALMOST KILL HER FI FUooo NINJA MAN,SHAGGE DID MARRIED AND HAVE HIME CITIZENSHIP AN A DAT SHI GUH OFTER,THE TWO A DEM BUILD FR NUTTEN AND NOW SHI A DIS DE MAN……..PAULA SUZIE Q HENRY NUH MEK MI TALK OUT YU BUSNESS YU OLE WHORE YU JUST LIKE YU MUMMA WALK WID YU PpppY PON YU FOREHEAD!!!!!

  • AND AS FI SHAGGY WONDER A GUD FI YU!!!!!!!! A SUH YU DIS YU GOOOD GOOOD WIFE AND KIDS DEM FI THIS SLUT,YU THINK SHI NEVER DID A GUH DUH DE SAME TO YOU?? YU NUH SI SUZIE TUN YU INNA HOUSE HUSBAND ALL YU DO IS WASH,COOK,CLEAN AND TAKE CARE A DE KIDS DEM, BUT A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND……SHAGGY YU NEED TO MAKE IT RIGHT WITH YU KIDS,AND MOVE ON WITH YU LIFE AND IF YU NEED GOOD TO FOR GIVE YOU……YOU NEED TO CALL UR EX WIFE AND ASK FOR HER FOR GIVENESS THE WAY HOW YU DISRESPECT HER!!!!

  • SHAGGY WAS NEVER ABUSIVE TO SUZIE Q, HE ADORES HER THIS MUCH I CAN TELL YOU. SUZIE HIS JUST WHO SHE IS. AND JUST LEARN THIS ABOUT SUZIEQ IF YU NUH HAVE SOMTHING FI GIVE HER SHI NAH SLEEP WID YU.SUH MAY BE SPANNER HAVE A NEW TUNE ARE SOME MONEY WAH WI NUH KNOW BOUT,WHEN BUJU BANTON JUST BUS HIM GUH IRIE FM FI A INTER VIEW AND A INNA DE RESTROOM SHI RUN DE PUSSY PON HIM…………UNNO CAH PUT SUZIE AND LADY SAW INNA DE SAME SHOES LADY SAW A LADY TO SUZIE…….LADY SAW TEK DE BUN DEM FR JJ AND LOOK LIKE A FOOL. BUT SUZIE Q FpppK FI DUB PLATE AND ALL THESE THINGS!!!!

  • @ MET IF YU WAH KNOW DE TRUE BOUT PALUA SUZIE Q HENERY AND HORACE HENRY LIKE MI!!!!!

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  • LUNDUN says:

    mimibaad baad sen on suziq business pon wiiiiiii

    shell har!!!!!!

    no she mi hear didda dun rosie one time? but it look like she no betta, sum a de luv throw stones an tink ppl no know weh dem live fi throw back stone pon dem.

  • Anonymous says:

    @ MIMIBAAD BAAD yes to rass you know the tings them.

    You right bout everything. Talk the tings dem! Mi personally know susie q from her used to live roun a Marine Gardens, Ochi and from Irie FM days and mi used to wonder how the rass she coulda fuck Ninja. Mi know that gal suzie q will all fight you fi you owna man. That a fact. She have up motto pon her show, Live Good, Love God”, is one ting mi know, behind the camera, suzie q you dont live right you are a real piece a work. And as to Shaggy wonder him, you is not no saint neither. Both you and suzie q used to fuck pon one another.

  • @ MET IF YU NUH GONE A YU BED MI A BEG A REPOST PON THIS STORY…..MI WORK A ST ANNS BAY HOSPITAL MI JUST COME OFF A WORK. MI READY FI TALK DE THINGS DEM BOUT SUZIE Q………SUZIE Q ONLY NEED ONE SHEET A ZINC FI BE A PERFECT SHIT HOUSE!!!!

  • sexy sasha says:

    Mi a tell some old woman wah work a hospital fi guh look a man and stop tell lie enuh, u nuh have bill a boddah u

  • Monkey Marlo Dranko says:

    Gwaan suzie q, one life to live and there’s no reverse. Do the things ths t suits you best. A s oh gal fi live. Every heart knows its own sorrow, you dont have to explain to nobody, a fi yu business that. Mini grudge you. Gwaan mi girl. One lov

  • Anonymous says:

    Suzie Q girl sorry for all d disrespect u getting come on guys take it easy on her people change I no her good so I will say nothing bad about her

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