BIRDCAGE & SAWDUST

Met, yuh know that wi love Dougie Dougs cause him provide endless entertainment, all when tings slow wi can just draw fi him & di day tun up. Well, him throw him little fundraiser wah day wat him plan from ages back, in order to pay up di credit cards dem him run red fi di pre-planned ATI excitement him ‘boys” (yes Dougie, tings never change). When Doug Doug come ah Jamaica, yuh know him guh hard, car rentals, hotel and all these tings, and him fulla conscience cause him always mek sure pack a suitcase fi him ‘boys’ dem. Anyway, back to the BBQ, cause who never get fi guh ah di rub up did just haffi settle fi the pics. Well, mi nuh know is wat Platipums and one particular cameraman have cause in nuff ah di pics all yuh can see ah pose up wid the people dem was extension cord, plyboard and one port-o-potty. But let us give the devil him due. By all indications it was a success, with the usual suspects, followers and supporters turning out for the event. Wi naw wish bad fi people who ah try stay outta debt so you know wi ah wish Dougie all the best. By the way Doug Doug, how Ricky, Frass and Bazla doing?? Unno still ah ‘link’??