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WTF AFRICA- WOMAN WALKS IN ON HER DAUGHTER WITH BODA BODA OPERATOR


– A middle aged boda boda operator from Gatundu, Kiambu County is nursing injuries caused by a woman who is the mother of his teenage girlfriend.

Rumor has it that the woman had been informed of her daughter’s affair with the boda boda operator but could not confirm the rumors.

On the day of the incident the woman sent the boda boda operator on an errand to carry for her some luggage to her home. She had made sure that her daughter a form three student stuck in the house for the plan to work.

The boda boda operator on arrival to the house embraced his girlfriend and they got in with their love affair. The woman who had boarded another boda boda stormed into the house and found the two having sex at the living room.

The woman started beating the boda boda operator with blunt objects.

The man was later rushed to hospital by neighbors where he is still recuperating.

PSALM 45- GOODMORNING

Psalm 45[a]

For the director of music. To the tune of “Lilies.” Of the Sons of Korah. A maskil.[b] A wedding song.

1 My heart is stirred by a noble theme
as I recite my verses for the king;
my tongue is the pen of a skillful writer.
2 You are the most excellent of men
and your lips have been anointed with grace,
since God has blessed you forever.
3 Gird your sword on your side, you mighty one;
clothe yourself with splendor and majesty.
4 In your majesty ride forth victoriously
in the cause of truth, humility and justice;
let your right hand achieve awesome deeds.
5 Let your sharp arrows pierce the hearts of the king’s enemies;
let the nations fall beneath your feet.
6 Your throne, O God,[c] will last for ever and ever;
a scepter of justice will be the scepter of your kingdom.
7 You love righteousness and hate wickedness;
therefore God, your God, has set you above your companions
by anointing you with the oil of joy.
8 All your robes are fragrant with myrrh and aloes and cassia;
from palaces adorned with ivory
the music of the strings makes you glad.
9 Daughters of kings are among your honored women;
at your right hand is the royal bride in gold of Ophir.
10 Listen, daughter, and pay careful attention:
Forget your people and your father’s house.
11 Let the king be enthralled by your beauty;
honor him, for he is your lord.
12 The city of Tyre will come with a gift,[d]
people of wealth will seek your favor.
13 All glorious is the princess within her chamber;
her gown is interwoven with gold.
14 In embroidered garments she is led to the king;
her virgin companions follow her—
those brought to be with her.
15 Led in with joy and gladness,
they enter the palace of the king.
16 Your sons will take the place of your fathers;
you will make them princes throughout the land.
17 I will perpetuate your memory through all generations;
therefore the nations will praise you for ever and ever.

HOUSE ENEMY LOL

PEOPLE THIS IS COINCIDENCE , I WAS READING THIS TODAY WITH THE INTENTION OF POSTING IT AFTER READING SO NUH BADDA OOO

Dear Taiwo,
Please, help me. I need a way out of this mess I created for myself and also a solution to my problem.

I am married and blessed with two children. My marriage of eight years is about hitting the rocks if I am not careful, and all is because I saw someone who needed help and helped her.

My husband does not believe me, I wonder why and what would make him believe the words of an outsider against mine. When I was able to pull a response from him, his answer was shocking. He said he would believe my friends’ words any day, any time because she is my friend and he believes we are very close and she would know me inside out.

Sherry, my friend is really not a close pal, but we were classmates in school and during our university days we both shared the same room for two sessions.

My parents know her and vice versa.She has not been lucky with the opposite sex right from our school days. When virtually all of us in our group were dating our mates and younger men, she had always dated older and married men and she would not mince words, then, to tell us that her destiny does not lie with single or younger men, as she would prefer to settle for a married man.

I never asked her why and those who cared to ask her then never got satisfactory answers from her.

We left school to start our lives. I married Soji, the guy I dated from my 200 level. I did not hear from or see Sherry again until two years ago when we met at the airport on our way from the UK. We had travelled in the same aircraft, but did not know until when we got to Nigeria. I travelled with my two kids. We went on holidays to England because Soji resides and works there.

My husband got an immediate employment with the bank where he did his youth service way back then, but he had to leave when the banking job became insecure. He had a good job prospect in England, so he travelled back and he is doing well. He would have moved his family, but for his mother who wanted us close by. Soji been an only child; I also have a good job and we both decided that for some time, it should be this way.

This was how Sherry and I met again. We had no time to talk the day we met; we exchanged phone numbers and called each other again. This was how we started communicating and how I learnt that in the few years that we left school, she had been married twice, both did not work out. She travelled to the UK for two years and she was back home to settle down.

As a friend, she started coming to my house, she would stay the weekend and before long, I asked her to move in with my kids until she would get her own apartment.

I did this out of good-will; I never knew that I had courted trouble. I however, informed my husband before taking the decision. His response was that if I felt I would be able to cope. He was also happy for me because she would be a companion.

We lived in a new area, in our own house, I lived with the domestic staff and my kids. Since Sherry was not a stranger to my husband, they communicated. Whenever he called and she was around he would speak with her on phone. Dear Taiwo, I never knew when she started speaking with my husband on phone behind me. All of a sudden, Soji started asking me questions about things happening in the house that I haven’t discussed with him.

It has never been in my character to keep things from Soji, but if not on urgent issues that requires urgent attention I discuss with him at our leisure, but I discovered that Sherry would have told him before I did. At the initial stage I wondered how he got to know the things he asked me, even trivial issues like the exit of the house help among others. It then dawned on me that Sherry must have been his informant.

When I asked her, initially, she denied and when I put it to her that there were certain issues that Soji couldn’t have heard from someone outside the house she could no longer deny. Her reaction however shocked me because she told me that she does not need my permission to speak with my husband. She said she agreed that she is my friend, but he is also her friend and she would speak with him anytime without my approval.

I was very bitter about this and I told her my mind. Two days after this encounter, my husband called to tongue lash me on the phone.

I couldn’t comprehend what was going on. I was trying to digest all these when Soji called and stopped me from attending his step sister’s wedding.

His father had other kids and there’s no love lost between them, because his dad abandoned him and his mother in favour of his step mother and siblings. My mother-in-law however, said we should be a part of the wedding without Soji’s knowledge. Because it was an outing that we had to plan together, Soji’s mum even made Sherry a part of the planning and made her promise not to tell her son, but she eventually did. Soji called and told me that I must not go for the wedding if I still wanted my home.

I was so angry that I asked Sherry to leave my house. I got another shock when my husband called that if Sherry should move out I should be prepared to follow her.

Can you imagine? I told Soji that I brought Sherry into my home and would ask her to leave when and if I no longer feel comfortable with her. I asked her to leave, but she had the guts to tell me she would when she finds a situation accommodating. Her excuse was that Soji has asked her to stay until she can sort herself out.

If Soji was in Nigeria, I would have said maybe he had something to do with Sherry or if she had travelled out of the country during this time,but she didn’t. I am angry with my husband because I never believed he could be on a stranger’s side against me. I also cannot understand why he suddenly started making issues out of little things and non-issues.

We have not spoken to each other in the last three weeks, because I went for his step-sister’s wedding. Sherry did not go with us. I couldn’t leave my mother-in-law alone. Soji has also refused to speak with his mother.

Please, what should I do? To say I feel very uncomfortable under my own roof is putting it mildly, kindly help me.

Oluwatoyin.

HI

HAPPY SOAKING TO DI GIRL WHEY SEH DI ATHLETE WHEY SEH HIM GROIN PULL OUT BUT PULL SHE OUT ALONG WID TWO OTHER GIRL INA DI OLYMPICS WEEK.. DI GIRL SEH SHE GET A PIECE A SORT OUT WHEN SHE HEAR SEH GROIN LICK OUT SHE DID A WONDER IF A DI BACK BECAUSE SHE ONLY CUDDA GET ONE ROUND ONE NIGHT BECAUSE DI OTHER NIGHTS WERE RESERVED FI OTHER GIRLS BECAUSE A HIM SEH GYAL AND GYAL SEH HIM………………..AND TRACK SEH FIELD BUT NO GOLD MEDAL NEVA SEH HIM YET…HI BREDRIN ..DI CATTY SEH WHEN SHE ASK WHEY DI CONDOM YUH SEH IT RUN OUT..A SUH MI KNOW DI BABY MADDA DEM WAS NOT SPESHOL..ESPECIALLY DI AMITA SHE..NO CONDOM…NO MEDAL..ONLY DI GROIN PULL OUT

A KOM WI DISA KOM

I hope this time dem tie down the JGE coffin wid couple chains and padlock.

From Belly Bang (And Nothing Nuh Wrong)

IT DEH A CANADA

look yuh nuh met the man name oliver,skinny name pretty bumpa and fatty name latty wellcute
pretty bumpa a de babymoda and latty a di gal him a deh wid or suh dem seh caw mi mi neva si him an har yet
one piece a drawma pon facebook yesideh latty pussy dash outa road pon facebook di gal mussi send oliver pics
and the babymoda guh find dem and post dem up pon facebook and she and har fren dem write up one bag a tings bout di gal seh shi fat and nasty then the gal post up munch picture wid him number a call off har phone late a night the page call (whata lou) gal all a push finga inna mouth
a talk bout wish it was the man cocky but me is saying so what if the girl suck hood every girl does it now a days and the man likes it too
or he would not be with her some a you girls act like you dont do it and you do i do it to my man and him love it i come from canada
and a dj by the name of steenie said gal fi suck dem man hood cause a next gal wi suck him weh lol
dem seh di baby moda nuh treat the man good suh him always a gi har bun latty if yuh want di man tek him rassclaat cause bumpa love gwawn like har shit
hotta dan any spicy patty all shi duh a guh outa road and chat all sort a things bout di man and style him up pon internet all men are dawgs and
if yuh nuh train dem good and tek care of dem dem nawguh act right mi hear seh him all have good job all a fly pon plane every month guh work a one far place some work inna dentistry him duh caw she always a brag alongtime him and har deh but fi years th people a seh she anuh good gal fi him all har owna fren dem talk it oliver it is not right fi gi all sort a bun either i included couple different pictures of them all

suh people who look betta

DOLLY DEM SEH DI REAL TING PLEASE

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