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LIVERPOOL BOAT RIDE, GAZA EMPEROR AND MANY MORE

PHILLY’S FINEST AT LARGE

NO DIS WELL SEERUS

NO MAN…lemme switch voices * Someone sent this in saying that the young man in the red pants belongs to a Toya. I really do not want to jump the gun because I do not think it could be Toya Bambino Skidanking British’s man. I really hope this is truly a mistake..because if it isnt..then we may just have to send a stretcher for Toya’s !@@## in Florida, return it to Jamaica on the deportee airline and request that Maddens freezes it until…………….This cannot be! Impossible …………..* SWITCH VOICE*..NUH WHEY DAY YAH SHE INA POOL A KISS WID OOMAN?????????? NOH STORR..MINE UNNO A GI TOYA MAN…KAW IF UNNO REALLY A GI HAR MAN DAT IS VERY HARMFUL..MADDEN NUH PICK UP NOTHING HALF DEAD IT HAFI FULLY DEAD SUH UNNO MEK CERRTUN!!

SICKNESS

Chika Nwafor, Nigerian Gay Dude Claims He’s Pregnant

Chika Nwafor and partner, Mark Schwartz

The interview between  Chika and Stella was in Encomium mag last week. Too weird…read below..:-

Chika: I’ve been having some strange feelings inside me

Stella: How?

Chika: Waking up late, sleeping early. My waist is at times hurting me and I keep spitting and almost vomiting. As I am talking with you now, I am running a temperature, and the worst is my legs are heavy as if its swollen. I am not just myself as I always have fainting spells and I don’t know what to do.

Stella: What you are describing is like pregnancy symptoms but you are a man so how can you be pregnant?

Chika: Lol. Good question! I don’t know o my sister. I am afraid I don’t want that because I have had it once and it was taken out and now again, after a year and some months, it’s back again.

StellaYou were pregnant before?

ChikaYes. Please pray for me. Before such has happened but not the same feeling like now. Then I was three weeks pregnant.

Stella: How is it possible? You have a womb?

ChikaThe doctors say I have a womb but tiny, that it is not going to happen again. I have a womb but how can I give birth when I have only a joystick?

Stella: So how did the doctor abort your last pregnancy?

Chika: The doctor cut my tummy open from under my navel down the last time. Let me rest now please, you are making me panic. I don’t want anything to happen to me, I don’t want to die.

So, is it possible for a guy to really get pregnant? Please share your views…….

AIDONIA PAN ET

MURDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

http://youtu.be/rIhmKuSRiq4

IE IE DI SPELLINGS A BITE MEH

Bready Beckham

All a u wea a call n bring rass news to Shacky bring it the right fooog news n stop bring wrong news. Mi alive n free so no1 can’t rass treat Biscuit no way u so cum off her rass name because she naw beg no1 shit n she well fine n happy. When mi need a hand with her wea the o===ck whonu dea n when mi want a mother to go to her school n so wea the fpppk u all dea wea a bring wrong news? Wea dew to her give to her n all when me n her no friend mi naw back dem rass lie dea because Pinky never rass mistreat Biscuit no f—g way so all a u f==koff n Shacky lucky bout she no rass want tell me a who because mi no rass play that n rader dead before no play with my Biscuit. Mi never left her a rass Jamaica, she cum right behind me n all when mi a struggle with her she naw rass go no where at all

Like · · about an hour ago near Inglewood, CA ·

7 people like this..

Kizzy Goodie y d rass u falla up shen pple fr she is like dem dats y sheer wat dem hav to say she need fi run dem if she wnt toer somethjng she come ask u dnt u kno long time pple like ur life dnt wen u er stuff qwl n mek dem gwaan mi fren

Bready Beckham

For my 3 great kids they all give me n the good they all did for me in the pass, so f—k what any bitch or gal want to think or say. Its there for my kids

Like · · Share · June 19 near Inglewood, CA

38 people like this..

Stacy Mention Toohotfidem i got both my babyfathers too if it wasnt for them i wouldnt have my girls i atleast love em a lil bit lol’
June 19 at 8:09pm · Like · 1.

Bready Beckham They my pass but they all did some part of good for me in the pass n no bitch or gal can make me for get dem. Iam a free n single man n dad so fppk u all n talk what u want because no of u no my pass n all when iam not with dem i will always respect dem for some kind of good they did n for my kids sake. So u all can send it to every bitch or gal u all think i fppk or f—g
June 19 at 8:14pm · Like · 16.

Euzel Plummer That’s really nice…. baby mamas RULE!!!!!!!!…..lol
June 19 at 8:39pm · Like.

Ale A Love I told you Mr Beckham Mek people say and feel what they want me know how far you come from and you beat the rest that thought they where the best know Mek them go suck there muma dry cause them can’t face you me friend you are the man that Mek some boy and guy look like idiot so don’t worry me friend we.are blessed through it all enjoy your day and your blessing!
June 19 at 9:21pm · Like.

Kimmona Asphall lol cuz i think u miss out one name
June 20 at 9:26am · Like.

Dimepiece Goulbourne Mamaaaaaaaa no sah this hot
June 20 at 10:56am · Like.

Aisha Hyde And u gotta respect da fucc outta dat!….they indeed blessed u with three beautiful Children
June 20 at 1:34pm · Like.

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