Monthly Archives: May 2012

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MOST ADORABLE COUPLE

There are so many celebrity couples out there but some of them have always caught our eyes.

We can’t help looking at them and admiring them just because they appear to be so compatible. Well, here is your chance to help us pick Jamaica’s Most Adorable

Celebrity Couple.

Here are eight options, you may vote for one of the couples by texting 444-2451 or calling

1-888-843-7827 or voting online at www.jamaica-star.com as of Wednesday.

YES SAH

Informant Spills Beans On Dudus
Published: Tuesday May 22, 2012 | 11:19 am1 Comment


Christopher Dudus Coke being escorted by US officials in 2010- AP/Photo
Mark Beckford, Online Content Coordinator

More information has been released detailing the illegal activities of Christopher ‘Dudus’ Coke, who pleaded guilty to racketeering, conspiracy and conspiracy to commit assault in aid of racketeering in the United States last year.

A document filed by US prosecutors in the Southern District Court of New York gives extensive details about Coke’s rise and rule of the Shower Posse in his native Tivoli Gardens in West Kingston.

The document entitled ‘Declaration in connection with the sentencing of Christopher Michael Coke’ is a 26-page statement by a unidentified cooperating witness.

It covers the Coke Family, the Shower Posse organisation, acts of violence, firearms trafficking, cocaine trafficking and extortion.

The statement introduces the informant’s association with Jim Brown, Coke’s father as a bodyguard and his acquaintance with Jah-T and Dudus. He describes the Shower Posse organisation as one involved in murder, extortion, armed robbery, narcotics and firearms trafficking in Jamaica and United States.

The statement says that Coke provided certain services to the community, some arising out of Government contracts. For these projects , Coke, would deduct from the salaries a portion of funds as a contribution to the ‘system’. These funds were then used in illegal activities.

The document states that Coke also held treats and dances in the community and provided humanitarian services to community members on a needs basis in exchange for loyalty and goodwill.

The statement described Coke as a violent individual, who maintained a strict code of discipline and frequently ordered and participated in acts of violence against individuals who violated his code of conduct.

In one instance, shortly after the death of his brother Jah T, Coke approached an elder of the Shower Posse, known as “Stumbo” on Ebenezer Lane in West Kingston. Coke asked “Stumbo” if he was with or against him. Stumbo appeared hesitant. Coke then fired a handgun over Stumbo’s head and shortly after Stumbo agreed to support Dudus.

Coke is also described as keeping an army of 200 gunmen loyal to him. These gunmen ranged in ages from 14 to 40 years. These men were paid as enforcers.

The document also says that these “Shotters” were deployed to campaign on behalf of the Jamaica Labour Party (JLP).

These “Shotters” went door to door in different areas using intimidation at times to ensure Jamaicans voted JLP.

The cooperating witness also detailed an incident in which an enforcer known as Screbeng committed a robbery without Coke’s permission. In the robbery Screbeng lost a firearm issued by the Shower Posse organisation. After the robbery, Coke spoke to Screbeng giving him a number of days to recover the firearm. Coke said Screbeng would have been killed immediately if it wasn’t for his past actions in freeing another gunman from police custody in the Kingston Public Hospital. Screbeng, however, did not accede to Coke’s request and was subsequently shot and killed in his home in Denham Town.

The statement also spoke to Coke ordering thugs to shoot up Maxfield Avenue, him ordering the murder of parents of men who did not send money from the US to fund his gun operations and Coke also participating in the shooting of a troublesome enforcer who had developed a crack cocaine and stealing habit.

Coke is also described as having an affinity for guns and ensured he had “heavy machinery”. The document said that Coke favoured an assault rifle manufactured by HK which uses 7.62 millimeter rounds.

According to the informant, Coke referred to the gun as the “Bomber”.

For handguns, Coke reportedly favoured the Glock and the Desert Eagle, but said that the Desert Eagle was too big to carry around.

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DI POLICE MOUTH DIRTY BUT HIM NUH DUH NOTHING WRONG

A uniformed NYPD officer in Brooklyn was caught on video giving a vulgar, profanity-laced rant worthy of a Tarantino flick.

The foul-mouthed fuzz, identified as Sgt. Lesly Charles, can be seen in the video threatening a group of men with extreme violence, explained in graphic detail.

According to The New York Post– who received the video from the camerman on the condition of anonymity– the sergeant was frustrated with the men “over a car that was illegally parked on Ditmas Avenue in the Kensington section.” He then followed the men into No. 1 Chinese Food restaurant in Bensonhurt, now joined by two plainclothes officers, and delivered this rather unbelievable tirade [WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE]:

“You guys are hustling or whatever, I ain’t got no problem with that. Listen . . . do your thing. But when I come around and I speak, you f**king listen. Tell your boys…”
I have the long d**k. You don’t. Your pretty face — I like it very much. My d**k will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don’t f**k with me. All right?..”

“I’ll take my gun and put it up your a– and then I’ll call your mother afterwards. You understand that?..”

“And I’ll put your s**t in your own mouth…”

“I’m here every f**king day. I don’t go home. I have no life. No kids. I do what I do.”

Interestingly, when the cameraman tries to leave the restaurant, the cops tell him he can’t leave, although they refuse to say what he’s done. “I didn’t do anything!” the cameraman says repeatedly.

Reached for comment by The Post, Charles said, “I’m just doing God’s work. You know I can’t comment …Have a blessed day.”

The NYPD is investigating the incident.

In a more benign bad-cop-caught-on-camera incident last summer, a cop “daggered” with paradegoers at the West Indian Day Parade in Brooklyn. Mayor Bloomberg later said the incident was a great great advertisement for New York City.

USAIN INA VOGUE!

The world is gearing up for the Olympics and Vogue magazine is following suit. In this spread, gorgeous model Joan Smalls is featured in a “Cut to the Chase” story as she trails the world’s fastest man, Jamaican born Usain Bolt.

LOVELY

PROM’S GREATEST

WTF AFRICA=MANHOOD ON THE LOOSE

For raising false alarm, Mr. Ibrahim Abdulahi, 24, has been arraigned before the Igbosere Magistrate’s Court on a two-count charge of unlawfully conducting himself in a manner likely to cause breach of public peace.
He was accused of raising false alarm .
Abdulahi raised the false alarm that his manhood got lost as a result of a handshake with Michael Eneh, a claim he knew was untrue.
The police alleged in the suit that the accused on 3 September, 2011 at about 1100hours at Idumagbo Avenue, Lagos Island, Lagos, made a statement to the police at Adeniji Adele Police Division that his manhood disappeared after Michael Ene shook hands with him.
But when he was taken to the hospital for examination, the doctor on duty declared that there was noting wrong with him and that his manhood was functioning normally.
The victim, it was learnt, allegedly raised an alarm that his penis suddenly became smaller than it was before Ene shook hands with him, but before the situation could degenerate into a fight, the elders in the area advised the youths who wanted to lynch the suspect not to take the law into their own hands but that he should be taken to a nearby hospital where doctors disapproved the claims of Abdulahi.
The matter was reported to the police at Adeniji Adele Police Division and after investigation, Ibrahim was arraigned before the Igbosere Magistrate’s Court.
The offence, according to the prosecutor ASP Julius Oyakhilome, is punishable under Section 219(d) and 192 of the Criminal Code.
The accused pleaded not guilty to the charge and the presiding Magistrate, Mrs. Bamibiwon, granted him bail in the sum of N20,000 with one surety in like sum.
She adjourned the matter till 20 October, 2011 for mention.
The accused was remanded in Ikoyi Prison when he could not perfect his bail condition.

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