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LIQUORAMA’S BABY FAWTHUR AND DI $5000

met good morning this is what is happening brand new in st. ann, yuh si da picta deh d bwoy in a it name frame and that a him baby mother tashie a dem kip d dance a easter time wey name goodas gal she need fi open up har eyes dem cos a pare bun she a get, met since week mi hear say d bwoy send message to d baby modda cousin pitney say him ago pay the pitney $5000.00 fi (Edited) and d pitney tell har modda, met mi hear say when d pitney modda go home and start d war yard full street full nobody caan believe say the bwoy really do dat, mi hear say the baby modda put him out but is only a matter of time before him dawg back pon har and go back, words in the street say a regular him tell d pitney dem up deh so, met one next thing wey mi affi tell yuh bout dah bwoy yah him caan read caan spell him name, one selector did cuss him and tell him say if him spell him name him give him five thousand dollars and this bwoy go round and mek mischieve like nutten and gwaan like him innocent, him lie and a pare money him walk and borrow fi kip dance, met him walk and buy out every story wey him woman and people get in a. met d big fat roast breadfruit baby modda dem did beat har a one dance name liquorama a st. ann’s bay bus park luckily har fren dem was there mek dem nuh murda har more da morning deh, met because a she nobody nuh like d dutty bwoy and d bwoy wouldnt even understand say him nuffy get himself involve in a woman mix up dat caan read rass.

JMG INTERVIEWS PAUL MICHAEL

JMG INTERVIEW

 

 

Your name is kinda sexy and unique is Paul Michael your real name and if not how did you come by it?

 

– Yes.  Paul Michael is actually my real name.

 

Who is Paul Michael and where are you from?

 

– I am a disc jockey/ sound selector/ media personality hailing from Providence, RI, a city located between Boston & NYC.

 

How long have you been in the business?

 

– I have been in the business for almost 20 years actually.  I started playing music when I was in high school for a college radio station that a friend was affiliated with.

 

I notice you tend to play mostly Jamaican music or a very vast variety of our music, when did you develop your obvious love for reggae and dancehall?

 

– I was first introduced to reggae and dancehall music at the very young age of 12 or 13. I immediately fell in love with the music. The first stage show I ever attended was Shabba Ranks and Richie Stephens.

 

In your years as a dj how have the people, music and musicians changed and is it a change for the better you think?

 

– I have noticed a shift by reggae and dancehall artists from doing cover versions and adopting melodies of pop and R&B songs to creating music with original lyrics and melodies.  This establishes reggae/dancehall as a form of music with it’s own unique identity and that’s a great thing.

 

– I do feel, although technology is a blessing, it may also have some negative impacts.  Because much of the time and effort a DJ would have to spend acquiring music has essentially been eliminated by technology, many of the younger DJs and soundmen have never taken the time to actually learn the music.  As a result, I am noticing a lot less foundation music is being played and I fear a lot of very important music will eventually be lost.

 

You tend to go in when you are on the mic, a little different than American Djs.  What influenced that?

–      I have been strongly influenced by the Jamaican sound system style of play, however, I do inject my own personality and style over the microphone, which is a little different than the traditional Jamaican sound style.  I tell jokes and do my best to create energy and entertain the crowd.

 

 

Have you ever been to Jamaica?

– This summer will be my first trip to Jamaica.  I’m excited.

 

We have so many disk jockeys now, what do you bring to the table that is different as a Caucasian from the boon docks more into the reggae side of the music business?

–      It’s true, there are more DJs out there now than ever before. We all have pretty much the same music and a lot of us have dubplates. One thing that separates us from one another is our individual personalities.  I try to arrange and play music and communicate on the microphone in a way that projects my individuality and allows me to convey my unique personality to the audience.  This is what differentiates me from other DJs. It’s less about being defined by race or nationality and more about conveying your unique personality.  I just try to be myself.

 

 

Have you ever been with a Jamaican girl sexually and how was it lol?

– Ha! Yes I have. It was good. I love Jamaican girls. lol

 

Right now, who do you think is the hottest male and female dancehall/ reggae artist?

– There are so many talented artists out there with really good music it’s hard to really choose.  Right now, as I am answering this question, I would have to say Tifa is the hottest female dancehall artist and Konshens has the hottest current dancehall music out there for male artists.

 

What are you like on a regular day, I’m talking about the real person under everything, what is your life like?

– I work hard but, in my free time, my life is pretty normal.  I enjoy hanging out with friends, participating in athletics, watching movies etc…  I’m a huge fan of American Dad, Family Guy and Game of Thrones.

 

Where do you see your career two years from now?

– Two years from now I will hopefully be travelling and performing overseas a lot more.  I would love the opportunity to experience the Caribbean and Europe.

 

 

 

KHAGO PAN ET

STACEY DI SENDER SEH:

Stacy dis is yuh best look from mi si yuh in dancehall. Dis look is casual and simple so leggo di mek clothes dem and tell yuh crew to do di same. This look way betta than last week.

BLING: BUT NOT HIS NAMESAKE

met mi wan u pose a pic fi mi deh bout dis a bowy yah weh live in a baltimore… mi deh a america fi 10 yr an him no ave ntn fi him self all him a do a go round an a breed off the ppl dem gal child an every woman yard him catch cuz him no live no weh an ave ntn fi him self him name selector bling frm baltimore

IS WHO AND MUNCHIE DIS?

PLEADING!

Good morning New Retiree,
A warm and pleasant retirement is what we all look forward to, however it is duly noted that there me one or two out of the bunch that may be a bit caliente , one of which is you. I would like to take this time to tell you that you are bordering on being burnt at the moment. The shoes, the matchie matchie outfits..and oh for miss molly’s sake, even the wig. The stocking looks as if its trying very hard to turn back the clock without success. Frills are for little girls with lots of goodness and curls and really your curls and goodness have retired leaving us to look at frills on Caymanas’ Park’s very first horse. The shoes is hot and scorching but the home-made addition (flowers in the front) killed it just like your wig, bolero , skirt, leggings and enormously wide smile killed the whole aura. I don’t know if you are drunk or really having the time of your life but the width of your smile says something more than the norm is occurring wherever you happen to be..Whether its an empty banquet hall (like the one you are in now) or in a corner (like the bee hive party you were in some months ago). In any case please consult a stylist,you really be killing our 20/20 and I am down to 5/20 holding on to the last that is left of my eyesight.
Yours SOOOOOOOO Truly,
Met

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