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PLEADING!

Good morning New Retiree,
A warm and pleasant retirement is what we all look forward to, however it is duly noted that there me one or two out of the bunch that may be a bit caliente , one of which is you. I would like to take this time to tell you that you are bordering on being burnt at the moment. The shoes, the matchie matchie outfits..and oh for miss molly’s sake, even the wig. The stocking looks as if its trying very hard to turn back the clock without success. Frills are for little girls with lots of goodness and curls and really your curls and goodness have retired leaving us to look at frills on Caymanas’ Park’s very first horse. The shoes is hot and scorching but the home-made addition (flowers in the front) killed it just like your wig, bolero , skirt, leggings and enormously wide smile killed the whole aura. I don’t know if you are drunk or really having the time of your life but the width of your smile says something more than the norm is occurring wherever you happen to be..Whether its an empty banquet hall (like the one you are in now) or in a corner (like the bee hive party you were in some months ago). In any case please consult a stylist,you really be killing our 20/20 and I am down to 5/20 holding on to the last that is left of my eyesight.
Yours SOOOOOOOO Truly,
Met

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