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Psalm 71

1 In you, LORD, I have taken refuge;
let me never be put to shame.
2 In your righteousness, rescue me and deliver me;
turn your ear to me and save me.
3 Be my rock of refuge,
to which I can always go;
give the command to save me,
for you are my rock and my fortress.
4 Deliver me, my God, from the hand of the wicked,
from the grasp of those who are evil and cruel.
5 For you have been my hope, Sovereign LORD,
my confidence since my youth.
6 From birth I have relied on you;
you brought me forth from my mother’s womb.
I will ever praise you.
7 I have become a sign to many;
you are my strong refuge.
8 My mouth is filled with your praise,
declaring your splendor all day long.

9 Do not cast me away when I am old;
do not forsake me when my strength is gone.
10 For my enemies speak against me;
those who wait to kill me conspire together.
11 They say, “God has forsaken him;
pursue him and seize him,
for no one will rescue him.”
12 Do not be far from me, my God;
come quickly, God, to help me.
13 May my accusers perish in shame;
may those who want to harm me
be covered with scorn and disgrace.

14 As for me, I will always have hope;
I will praise you more and more.

15 My mouth will tell of your righteous deeds,
of your saving acts all day long—
though I know not how to relate them all.
16 I will come and proclaim your mighty acts, Sovereign LORD;
I will proclaim your righteous deeds, yours alone.
17 Since my youth, God, you have taught me,
and to this day I declare your marvelous deeds.
18 Even when I am old and gray,
do not forsake me, my God,
till I declare your power to the next generation,
your mighty acts to all who are to come.

19 Your righteousness, God, reaches to the heavens,
you who have done great things.
Who is like you, God?
20 Though you have made me see troubles,
many and bitter,
you will restore my life again;
from the depths of the earth
you will again bring me up.
21 You will increase my honor
and comfort me once more.

22 I will praise you with the harp
for your faithfulness, my God;
I will sing praise to you with the lyre,
Holy One of Israel.
23 My lips will shout for joy
when I sing praise to you—
I whom you have delivered.
24 My tongue will tell of your righteous acts
all day long,
for those who wanted to harm me
have been put to shame and confusion.


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A security guard claimed that he had long suspected that his wife was cheating on him because she regularly passes gas (fart) producing noise in the process. Bernard (44) told the court that his youthful wife, Brenda 23 was in the habit of moaning loudly during intercourse.

The 44-year-old man’s suspicion was confirmed when he caught Brenda with his neighbor cheating. It was for that reason he was dragged into the dock where he was charged with physical abuse charges according to the Domestic Violence Act.

Bernard came clean and pleaded guilty before magistrate ,moments later, Bernard begged for a chance to explain why he bashed his wife.

“My wife is in the habit of moaning unnecessarily and I used to wonder why. On 11 April, I was supposed to be working overnight but my boss told me to go back home,” that was how I caught my wife with my neighbor.

Another day, He said he was shocked when he arrived home around midnight and his wife was nowhere to be found. It was later revealed that the doors were wide open but Brenda was nowhere in the vicinity.

“I waited until 1am and I opted to look for her. I was afraid that she might have been harmed. Efforts to call her friends and relatives proved futile and she was still unavailable,” he added.

Bernard became suspicious and he went to sit in the toilet waiting for Brenda’s arrival. At around 4am, Brenda came out of their neighbor’s bedroom wearing a t-shirt only. He (Bernard) could not believe his eyes. Bernard became furious and he severely clobbered Brenda.

It seemed as if it was not enough, Bernard also used a rope to tie Brenda’s legs and hands. He also stormed his neighbor’s bedroom before walloping him with a wooden stick. The neighbor escaped and took his heels to avoid further harm. On the other hand, Brenda sustained facial and elbow bruises, She also complained of chest pains.

In court, Brenda confessed that she was cheating with her neighbor. She further told the court that she had no feelings for her husband as he was too old for her.

— HMetro.


Hope for St Ann family
Progress being made in construction of new home
BY CONRAD HAMILTON Sunday Observer senior reporter [email protected]
Sunday, April 22, 2012

ONE month after the Sunday Observer highlighted the plight of an impoverished family living in a rundown shack in Stepney, St Ann, one of the agencies involved in assisting them to build a home, has indicated significant progress is being made.
During a tour of the community in mid-March, representatives of three state entities who had gone to the crumbling mud and stone house to assess living conditions were brought to tears as they observed the how Jonah Johnson, his common-law wife, Hyacinth Lewis and their five children were living.
Jonah Johnson, his common-law wife and their five children in front of their home in Stepney, St Ann.
Days after the publication of the article, the Child Development Agency (CDA) intervened and removed the children to two government-run children’s homes. The agency declared that the living conditions were unsuitable for the children, and told the parents that their offspring would only be returned after the rehabilitation of the house. It’s understood that since then, the CDA has arranged for the parents to visit the children.
Richardo Aiken, the parish manager for the Social Development Commission — one of the entities involved in the effort — told the Jamaica Observer that relief agency, Food For the Poor has committed to constructing a house on the property now occupied by Johnson. However, he said construction of the building was awaiting the payment of back taxes and written approval from the owners of the land, who are said to be relatives of Johnson.
Aiken has since disclosed that the back taxes were paid by a good Samaritan from Kingston. He added that the Government, through the Programme of Advancement Through Health and Education will be adding a bathroom and a kitchen to the structure.
Aiken says the state agencies, Food For the Poor, Member of Parliament, Keith Walford, and community representatives are optimistic that the house will be completed by Labour Day, May 23, and the family brought back together.

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