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A security guard claimed that he had long suspected that his wife was cheating on him because she regularly passes gas (fart) producing noise in the process. Bernard (44) told the court that his youthful wife, Brenda 23 was in the habit of moaning loudly during intercourse.

The 44-year-old man’s suspicion was confirmed when he caught Brenda with his neighbor cheating. It was for that reason he was dragged into the dock where he was charged with physical abuse charges according to the Domestic Violence Act.

Bernard came clean and pleaded guilty before magistrate ,moments later, Bernard begged for a chance to explain why he bashed his wife.

“My wife is in the habit of moaning unnecessarily and I used to wonder why. On 11 April, I was supposed to be working overnight but my boss told me to go back home,” that was how I caught my wife with my neighbor.

Another day, He said he was shocked when he arrived home around midnight and his wife was nowhere to be found. It was later revealed that the doors were wide open but Brenda was nowhere in the vicinity.

“I waited until 1am and I opted to look for her. I was afraid that she might have been harmed. Efforts to call her friends and relatives proved futile and she was still unavailable,” he added.

Bernard became suspicious and he went to sit in the toilet waiting for Brenda’s arrival. At around 4am, Brenda came out of their neighbor’s bedroom wearing a t-shirt only. He (Bernard) could not believe his eyes. Bernard became furious and he severely clobbered Brenda.

It seemed as if it was not enough, Bernard also used a rope to tie Brenda’s legs and hands. He also stormed his neighbor’s bedroom before walloping him with a wooden stick. The neighbor escaped and took his heels to avoid further harm. On the other hand, Brenda sustained facial and elbow bruises, She also complained of chest pains.

In court, Brenda confessed that she was cheating with her neighbor. She further told the court that she had no feelings for her husband as he was too old for her.

— HMetro.