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WHITE FOWL STOLEN…PRECIOUS A YOU HAVE IT?

PRECIOUS FROM SHADES OF JADE ON GUY R BREWER NO SAH.. PLZ STOP WEARING THE BAG A FANDANGLES DEM! QUEENS TIRED OF IT.
U ALREADY KNOWN AS SELECTOR BICYCLE, N U MIND DI MAN DEM PON TOP OF IT…EVERYBODY A TALK BOUT U INNA QUEENS U NEED TO SORT OUT U THING.
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N A DI SAME THING HIM RUN U WEH WEN U GT BRUCK! THE YOUNG BWOY WEH DID A NYAM OUT U MONEY WEH U MEET A QUEEN OF THE SEA
SEH WEN HIM WAKE UP A MORNING TIME U LOOK LIKE A MAN SUH HIM DID HVE TO RUN. NOW U DEH WID DI FASHION DREAD CHARLIE . WEH NAAW GI U NUTTIN.

BWOY FI YOU RUN THROUGH SO MUCH SELECTOR U SHOULDN A WALK. CZ DEM REPO DI TRUCK!! N TOW DI RENTAL… U NEED FI GO BACK TO THE DOC WEH DO U BELLY N TELL HIM FIX U FACE
SO U CAN LOOK LIKE A WOMAN…. A BIG MAN ASK MI DI OTHER DAY WEN U INNA A PARTY SEH IF MI THINK U LOOK INNA A MIRROR B4 U TOUCH DI ROAD?
CZ HIM NUH KNOW WEH U GET SO MUCH FANDANGLES N TIGHT UP CLOTHES FRM. GOD KNOW U NEED FI REVAMP NOW UR DAYS OVER…. DAVE FROM RED HEAT SEH
HIM KNOW LONG TIME SEH U A SELECTOR BICYCLE! DATS WHY WEN HIM SEE U INNA PARTY HIM NUH LOOK PON U. DI PPLE DEM WEH U BORROW DEM MONEY
A TALK TO. LOOK HOW U CMN DWN FRM DRIVING A X5 TO A DOLLAR VAN N TAXI IT OUT NW DATS WHY UNUH NUFFI HYPE PON PPLE. NOW U A GET MAGA LIKE DOG
MY VIEW TO U STOP COM IN A PARTY N ACT LIKE U IS SOMEBODY .. ALL DI HOT GYAL DEM INNA DI PARTY SCENE KNW SEH U A HATE PON DEM! BT TRUE U A SMALL FISH DEM NAAW WATCH U….MI CAAN BLVE SEH EVERTIME MI SEE DI DREAD PULL UP A PARTY INNA DI BMW WEH HIM HARDELY A PAY FAH U PULL UP INNA A CAB!!
LMAO NO SAH U THING POP DUNG. N THE NXT TIME U INNA PARTY STOP PAT U FRONT WEN DI SELECTOR SEH “A YAH SO NICE” UR NICE DROP OFF LONG TIME!! U OVER 40 NOW… I REST MY CASE ON THE DANCEHALL HALF MAN HALF WOMAN!

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