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DI HEG, DI RED AND DI SHELL

Lord, bless this suss Im about to uncover hayyyyyyyyy menz. Dem did seh dread nuh fi live ina tenament yawd sake a sussing but me wudda like dem drap Fantan Mojah ina one kaws him alone wud be di only dreadlocks in histrie fi tan in deh cause a fi him mout seh suss..Fantan yuh nuh stappit yet? Di people dem a di studio dem seh him can talk up some breed a tings who a breed fi who and when him done talk him add him flavor to it..Fantan di people dem seh a full time now yuh fi stap it..Whey day when dem ketch yuh pan di sussing yuh switch up yuh story fass like a congratulate yuh a congratulate is not gossip yuh gossiping

…Debz now…what is your choice? Yuh host di big big FIWI CHOICE AWARDS and di people dem seh a bare tings ova yuh yawd a night time dem nuh know if a quad or sylum yuh a run.. di only ting dem know seh is dat yuh breeding fi an entertainer an di tingz nah call up or talk up……..a hope him nuh deh pan di awards list and a hope him SINGULAR.. kawzin seh yuh si how LIE-OCTANE style up Amber…a doe tink yuh ready fi dat yet Debz

…Chiribby bum ribby bum skeng..all ole suss haffi rope in agen..nuttin nuh wrong if ie bump buss good baddie haffi set suh she set ina di lap good…face haffi clean before gyal mount di plastic hood…….YES PEOPLE DIS BIG BIG BIG TIME JAMAICAN SINGER …READ READ READ JMG NUFF SO WHEN DIS DASHHHHH…HAR FACEBOOK GWINE TALK DI TINGS SO UNNO KEEP UNNO EYE PAN DAT PRIZE…NOW ..ALL ANNA SUDDEN DIS SINGER SCALP OFF DEM HEAD AND BARE TINGS…PEOPLE A ASK IF DEM JUMP FENCE AND SUCH TINGS..BUT YOU KNOW IT IS VERY GOOD FI KEEP A GAY FRIEND PAN EACH SIDE A DI GENDER BENDER FENCE SUH DI TINGZ DEM CAN TALK UPPPPPP…ALL A DI BIG CONCERT DEM GO INA MASCULINE/BUTCH ATTIRE…MMHMM..WE ARE NOT DISPUTING DI TALENT WE ARE ONLY TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE TONGUE WENT…….DEM SEHHHHHHHHHH SUGAR MINOTT DID COME KETCH HIM OOMAN INA DI SINGER LAP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND GI HAR A PIECE A BEATING SHE CALL POLICE PAN DI MAN AND SEH SHE NEVA A DUH NUTTIN SHE DID A BUS BUMP INA DI MAN ONE FACE OOO…BUT SUGAR MINOTT EX OOMAN FEVA MAN HARSELF AN DAT ONE FEVA MAN SO MI WAA KNOW WHO DO DI TAKING AND WHO DO DI LAPPING…NO MON MI CURIOUS..DEM SEHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL DI ONE WHEY MI DASH UP LAST YEAR TEK A TAX OFA SUGAR MINOTT OOMAN AN WHEN SHE A PASS MINOTT OOMAN GRAB ON PAN HAR FLUFFFFFFFFFFFF..WHO NAH BUS BUMP , LICKING AND WHO NAT LICKING GRABBING..WHAT IS NAT DIS INA DI BIG BIG INDUSTRIE

                                                                                                             BIG STAR IN A POPSICKLE

Starring: Mavado, Mo, dj Khalid, Julian and di marriage certificate.

 

WHAT A STRESS HEE.. MAVADO SEH HIM A GO TESTIFY HEE..COMES WHAT JUDGEMENT HEENUH… HIM SEH A HIM FREN HEENUH… HEH HAYYYYYYYYYYYYY…MI HEAR SEH..MAVADO FRAID A JAMAICA AT DIS TIME..CAUSE HIM FRAID DI POLICE MIGHT SHAWTEN HIM LIFE TIME.. SO HIM BUS A MARRIAGE SO HIM CAN STAY A FARRIN MORE FULLTIME.. DEM SEH DI BIG BIG MANAGER…BLACK CANDLE GOVERNOR JULIAN HELP FI A SORT OUT HIM PLIGHT AND BRING IN DJ KHALID FI HELP WID DI FARRIN TRANSITION ..CAUSE MAVADO SEH HIM GOING TO COURT GUH TESTIFY PAN CONNIE’S BEHALF  BUT HIM NAH MEK NO POLICE SHAWTEN HIM LIFE INA HALF…………………………… HIM SAFER IN FARIN…SO MARRIAGE BUS AND BAY TINGS……..

 

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