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The Adventures of the shades and Mr Fowl Esq.

Mi cyaa si choo di glasses mek a hole mi pants...CHEESE

 

Wi jus reach in look like yuh can si di picho man…and cheese

 

Nuh walking stick..nah tek nuh chance wid dis glasses..Pants mek mi hole yuh tek mi han an kanchoole yuh..a yuh alone can show mi whey mi a guh ina mi life!

 

Wait...a you dat.... yeah mi can si yuh clear now..clear clear

 

 

Mercedes......yuh and Kerry good way shap sed place?

 

I feel good good good I feel good wonderful go..Everytime mi tek off di glasses mi feel good good good..

66 Responses to The Adventures of the shades and Mr Fowl Esq.

  • SERENITY says:

    Go deh Count Van Fowl inna you vampire cape of a jacket

  • Met says:

    serenity_____________________________________________________________________

  • BABYGIRL says:

    WATS UP WID DIS LONGTIME BIG MAN, EVERY TOWN PICHA HIM INNA IT….KMT
    THAT MAN LOOK LIKE HIM LOST HIM WAY TO THE GERIATRICS HOME…MI NUH GET DEM INNA DARK GLASSES A PARTY THAT NUH MEK IT!!!

  • Real says:

    gwaan DARK VADER …AND REALLY A WEH DI BIG HEAVY OMAN HAVE ON ….POUN CLAWT

  • LALA says:

    NO MY BELLY SERENITY YOU ARE CRAZY.FOWL LOOK LIKE THINGS BAD WHERE HIM A WEAR DRACULA JACKET NOW.

  • LADYWOW says:

    gwan old english All him need a di white wig…DWL

  • RAVEN says:

    MERCEDES A YOU KERRY GI HAR DRESS 2, SHE DID TELL ME SEH ME SOON FIND OUT A WHO SHE GI IT 2…….U COULDNT MEK LENA STEAL ONE DRESS FOR YOU MUMZ

  • SERENITY says:

    @LALA______________________________________________
    @LADYWOW,WHOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • simplicity says:

    Raven__________________________________________________

  • ISpy says:

    No him fava BLADE….and the man deh from the matrix…the black guy mi nuh memba him name enlighten mi darkness pls….no fowl wid yuh fake smile

  • Met says:

    ispy stop it yah man…which blade??? yuh si blade head tan suh ma? him feva casper von count>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • ISpy says:

    dwl..a weak…no seriously

  • Met says:

    ispy nuh dis blade suh ooooo…bout him a put up collar…a wha do fowl?

  • qpick says:

    mr fowl dont pay them no mine, u a happen, u stay good, u know u a my friend in a mi head..

  • qpick says:

    fowl dont listen to met, u hot and u shade bad, u look like a don..

  • Met says:

    donkey

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    mi dida jus wonda weh qpick lmboooooooo

  • qpick says:

    fowl u see she a call u donkey, u see if i wasnt marry, i would a ride pan u back, and mek met, walk.

  • qpick says:

    kia, uno a go leave me my friend in my head fowl. fowl u a star boy, u smile a shine so..

  • qpick says:

    fowl dear, next time just wear a smaller size pants, and u will b perfect.

  • the man jacket is not a cape, he is a buccaneer; an old pirate

  • lady rose she luv yaard eeh..atarine still a pawty, she a show wi sey dipping cnt stop di ting,a whe ur son de??

  • MILAN says:

    u kno mi a dedddddd, a grung mi deh. di caption dem a kill mi met, mi love di clear clear 1.

  • Met says:

    milan oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Kerry have clothes fi give way duty Kerry that live in big yard and own alot of dressmaker clothes when Kerry can go harrods,havery nicks ,liberty and all a the top store them round a bond street go buy her dress them then she can chat bout give weh your daughter a big woman now before you spend some more time wid her and try guide her the right way you deh a dance everynight an a run down the people them man idiot gal Kerry

  • sue says:

    He always look like he’s hiding something deceitful (like AIDS) behind those shades!
    Or like he is hiding from himself.

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    lmboooooo qpick mi nuh bodda yu & yu donkey sorry starbwoy ____________________________________________________

  • Kunta says:

    @babygirl a was Fowl PAWTY SUH IM gwine TEK PICHO wid everybody but IM can TEK a chill pill more time. Dem man deh nuh KNO bout overexposure cause IM AFFI MEK DE WERL KNO SEH DESPITE ALL DE YEARS A PRISON IM STILL HAPPENIN AN NUH POP DUNG. Dem man deh EGO BIG BIG BIG.

    De jacket might be some designer SITTEN an it might look good TUH de impressionable Jamaicans dem but it look outta place a Jamaica and wid da white pants deh.

  • kgn13 says:

    dwrcl cho rass clath man….smaddie cant talk to met.met meck u no behave you self yow,a way dem get u from [email protected] wait…..a you dat…me can see you clear now….clear clear.no sha met r u saying dat fada fowl is visually challanged.

  • Met says:

    13 mi nuh know why fowl ooman a force glasses pan him and owl age come wid eye woes

  • kgn13 says:

    dwl u fe behave you self ooman ,u caaa gwan so.

  • Met says:

    13 mi behaving ___________________________________

  • tweet says:

    Unnu can tell me why dis big man go all di way a Transylvania go tief Dracula jacket? Give him a chance wid di glasses tho, maybe the glasses are prescription,dwl :siul

  • Met says:

    TWEET______________________________________ prescription fi wha smoke??________________________

  • qpick says:

    13, she na behave at-all, no time..

  • kgn13 says:

    @qpick me naw look pon har ,none at all.

  • tweet says:

    LMAO, Met dem have a disease that is the opposite of nightblindness- it mek yuh caan see inna bright light. Yuh better ask God fi forgiveness, yuh might be making fun of a disabled person_____________________________________________

  • qpick says:

    13 mek with chat r, and hope nobody no tell r….she bad, she bad like hot pepper..

  • Kunta says:

    Mi jussa look good pon fowl. de jacket nuh fit him. De sleeve too short. Das why it look funny pon him.

    Mistress fowl NEXX time get fowl mesahment rite before yuh LEFF an guh back a hinglan.

  • ProblemChyle says:

    Fowl creeps me out … something about the fuck up head shape and the bug yeye dem …. creepy

  • kgn13 says:

    @ qpick me naw say nothing yah ,cause met vocab,is not of this world..dwl.i r not able.

  • qpick says:

    kunta and chyle, mek unno a do me friend in my head so man.. what if him head shape so because them drop him when him a baby..fowl dont pay them no mind ya..a so them bad..

  • Anont says:

    Coooo pan Mercedes and de dancin wid da stars gown dwllll
    met fowl ah over do de sitten now man is why I’m wear dat jacket for like I’m is one duke suh! Lena u fee tekk up back dis fowl coob an dress im

  • qpick says:

    @ 13 all we do when she come we just duck..

  • kgn13 says:

    qpick me naw duck cause she might get the wrong idea…..run gone now.

  • dick r harde says:

    @ kunta…sending one shandie bokkle your way…that jacket is NOT a designer item…last time i saw a jacket like that was in the movie pirates of the caribbean…but in the movie it was red, with a blue or white collar, gold buttons on the cuffs and gold piping…so dis bredda must have been an extra on di set………bwwuuhhhaaahhhaaaa

  • Met says:

    ___________________________________________________________

  • qpick says:

    lol @ 13

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    pirates of caribbean fi choo lmbooooooooooooo
    him belly well tuck een doe

  • dick r harde says:

    my final thought….i have never been to a club bar or party and ordered a bottle of champagne..not even di cheap stuff…but i will say this…the day i do order it……the classy fella i am tells mi i wont be walking around wid di raasklaat bakkle inna mi hand like bloodklaat poppyshow…….bwwuuhhhaaahhaaa

  • Anont says:

    Metttttt Mercedes bring new set Ah girgle gee fowl ? Can u confirm metty?

  • Met says:

    anont low miiiii

  • Him tumack flat ee! Wah him do? 1000 sit up per day or ah magic panty? Man wear dem ting deh? Me love de way him smile him look appy wid him new ooman.

  • Fake Name says:

    de man suit bad and him shoes nuh normal

    sometime unnu fi chill when unnu a try find fault

    me nuh know de bredda and him a soffas inna de streets but fi a bredda weh de feds did have lock dung him still a roll way better than som man weh claim dem a toppist

  • Enter your name... says:

    A upper met work a kill me. Unno low mi backside man unno too badmind nuff a unno cant spell jacket a smady spell it fi unno. now unno can ee mi man dress fi go the prince wedding and a libaty him . how unno brite suh. A tru unno neva ge the invite

  • Met says:

    dress fi whey upper_____________________________________________________________________________________ a ded u wudda mus come comment

  • Myami says:

    I waan know if a Snady Bucckas dat inna di last pic? She still nuh find har right foundation and go Ja with the baby powder pon har face

  • CHO BUMBO PUSSY RASS CLAAAAAAAT MAN, YUH KNOW MI AGO DO MET SUPM SEERUS DOE….MI PUSSY AH QUEEZE MI AND MI MUSCLE INNA MI BELLY AH CONTRACT LIKE MI AH GIVE BIRTH….ONE WHOLA 25 MINUTES DIS RASS WOMAN AND HER CAPTION HAVE MI AH LAUGH….DROP OFFA MI RASS CHAIR AND KLABBA MI HEAD….I R DED

  • we nuh pet ppl says:

    KUNTA BABY I MISS YOU

  • Dat is not sandy in the last photo

  • A sandy yes what a way she get fat an stay bad old age I guess because a big old woman like that could never be breeding that is pure slackness so me leave it to old age because when you getting old belly get big an ting

  • Cindy Royal says:

    lol Met yuh a mad head enuh. How yuh siddung an come up wid dem captions deh? “pants mek mi hole yuh tek mi han an kanchoole yuh” Madddddd

  • Met says:

    cindy a dat mi seh mi is madddd mek a go do mi jmg wuk cause mi have picho fi caption yah n dash brb

  • honey says:

    somma unnuh fi chill still! mi kno badmind cant cure an nuff a unuh a lenna fren but when unnuh si tings fi comment pan unnuh naw dweet. go tek a good look pan lenna weh have a lot a pat hole innna har face weh need patch out an tell hea fi stop shop lift an buy friend with har suicidal self. moley awm , bad breath lena and salt hole iyana weh every man weh fuck har either end up broke, in prison or DEAD…unnuh nuh see dat1 a dat a gwaan pan wat a gwaan!!!!!

  • tanny says:

    yes fadah fowl u sell off,bun badmind an envy. mercedes u dress sell off, mi kno designer clothes so me can talk, you all need to back up the people dem look dam good!

  • honey says:

    very interesting!

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