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BLIND DAKTAH?

Him nuh know yuh file my girl? Yuh caption di picture ”Mobay”.. Suh yuh gone upstream now like di res , bres next? Kartel run yuh ,Liquid run yuh di whole a uptown run yuh and now yuh find medical smaddy yuh fine fi kak up wid…Yuh nuh have no shame..How long yuh realise seh pretty looks nuh wut nuttin when yuh ole dun? Whey yuh really a guh tell yuh dawta seh when di day dun? Yuh sick mi stomach man..A hope dah doctor deh wakeup and smell di mileageeee cause it look like him cyaa count dem but mi sure him can smell it…. Nuff rubba bun from Ochi to Kingston!

BLACK & PROUD- Mr Vegas

BOUNTY DI RANGE GONE YAH NOW

GOODMORNING-GOD’S COVERING

I Cover You


“For the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the glory of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea” (Habakkuk 2:14).

My waters cover the earth, and majestic mountains rise up out of the sea, declaring My strength, My glory. The skies and heavens are spread out like a canopy over the earth, and so I cover you this day, this moment. The winds move at My command. The rivers and seas are held within their banks at My word. All things are held together within bounds by My power. I am the beginning and the end of all things (Revelation 21:6). Nothing is hidden from Me, and all is held in the palm of My hand (Hebrews 4:13). Every molecule has My attention. How much more, then, do you have My heart and affectionate attention? All the beauty surrounding you was made as a gift, a habitation in which to dwell and experience My splendid love for you.

In light of this, the circumstances you are experiencing are but drops in the sea of My capabilities. I am a mountain of strength in your day of trouble, in the midst of your sea. Minor setbacks do not dismay Me in any way, even though they seem larger than life to you. They are wonderful tools in My hand to teach you, if you will let Me. I use them as opportunities to instruct, removing the enemies plan to discourage you from the way I have chosen for you to walk. At the same time, you experience My grace and mercy, thereby seeing My salvation in your circumstances; a two-fold purpose is being accomplished. You are put on the right path, and our relationship grows deeper as you see Me moving on your behalf. It deepens the knowledge of My love for you in your own heart.

Don’t be dismayed at any minor setback. I will use them for your advantage. Turning things for the good is what I do. I use it to clear your path of all obstacles and distractions. In the process, your confidence will grow as you discover you can do all things through Christ (Philippians 4:13). We make a good team, you and I.

You have grown, you know. If this had happened even months ago, your dismay would have been great. Circumstances and situations have taught you well under the guidance and protection of My hand. I am so proud of you.

Look up, and see the heavens. Look around, and absorb the beauty surrounding your life. They are My declaration of love and capability for you. As the waters cover the earth My child so I cover you.

Prayer
My heart sings at Your words. I thank You for working in this circumstance and for the valuable lessons I have learned. As I look up at the heavens, I can sense Your smile over my life. All that the enemy meant for discouragement, You have turned into encouragement. Where I have thought evil in this circumstance, I ask for forgiveness, and I choose to speak blessing. Thank you for drawing me closer to Your heart of love. I receive mercy and grace in my time of need. You are faithful, loving, and true. I anticipate the abundant harvest arising out of my obedience to Your instructions. I rest under Your covering of intimate affection, receiving, and giving love. I love you. Amen.

Reflect and Journal

Since God is big enough to cover the whole earth and in fact the universe, how does this put your life’s issues in perspective?
How does it make you feel to know He covers you?
Give Him all the things that have been of concern to you.
Ponder the above truths and journal His deep affections for you

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THE 37 MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS IN DANCEHALL

37. While on MTV Cribs, Shaggy proudly displays photograph taken with Gianni Versace.

36. Sizzla sings hook on Foxy Brown cunnilingus song.

35. Beenie Man sets the image of Jamaica’s education system back 50 years when he repeatedly mispronounces Compton as “Contam” on a collaboration with Guerilla Black.

34. Scare Dem Crew remakes Usher’s My Way as Dainty and shoots music video which features Elephant Man in a crib getting his pampers changed while singing about how dainty he is.

33. Vybz Kartel wears pink tights to Miami’s ReggaeFest.

32. Lexxus is discovered to indulge in cunnilingus.

31. Spragga Benz samples Foxy Brown’s ill na-na and proclaims that it tastes like rum punch, then becomes Rastafarian and stops drinking rum.

30. Frankie Paul is caught fondling an acquaintance’s 12 year old son.

29. Frankie Paul ‘recieves’ Shandy bottles at Sting.

28. Ninja Man becomes an informer and turns over handgun to ‘Babylon’ Reneto Adams at Sting.

27. Ninja Man converts to Christianity, renames himself Brother Desmond, then backslides two months later and is caught sniffing coke.

26. Ninja Man steals Michael Jackson’s style and wears a horsehair weave onstage.

25. Merciless steals style, ‘rapes’ woman who thought he was Bounty Killer and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn’t.

24. Zebra steals style, has two hits, and is sent to prison and introduced to Kid Ralph after ‘raping’ woman who thought he was Tiger and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn’t.

23. Jah Cure steals Yami Bolo’s style, has no hits, is sent to prison for ‘raping’ woman and becomes a reggae superstar.

22. Bounty Killer, like a b*tch, runs from gunshots during stage show.

21. Elephant Man is robbed in London.

20. Elephant Man becomes the first and only male artist in dancehall history to lose a clash with a female deejay when Spice murders him onstage at Sting.

19. King Jammys b*tch-slaps Zumjay in studio during recording session.

18. Snoop Dogg b*tch-slaps Super Cat backstage at a Kris Kross performance.

17. Capleton’s Bobo entourage b*tch-slaps Beenie Man at airport.

16. Ninja Man steals Bobby Brown’s style, beats up girlfriend and is arrested for being a lady badman.

15. Ninja Man once again steals Michael Jackson’s style, throws baby through window and is arrested for being a baby badman.

14. Vybz Kartel manhandles Ninja Man and proceeds to give a Timberland-sponsored charity walkathon for the rehabilitation of cokeheads on his face.

13. Elephant Man appears on BET’s 106 & Park for the first time and sets Jamaica back 100 years.

12. Elephant Man, in an effort to quell HIV+ rumours at a live stage show, asks audience if he “look like smaddy whe have AIDS to yu?”… crowd replies with a resounding “YES!!!”

11. Shabba Ranks says he’s anti-gay live on BBC and his career is subsequently sabotaged by GLAAD.

10. Buju Banton is forced to apologize to GLAAD for anti-gaylyrics.

9. Buju Banton beats up two homosexuals.

8. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for anti-gaylyrics

7. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-gay lyrics

6. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-gay lyrics

5. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-gay lyrics.

4. Beenie Man appears on BBC and claims ‘battyman’ is Jamaican slang for child molester.

3. Beenie Man is booed out of Jamaica’s National Stadium after singing Hey Green Arm Ova Deh So in front of Nelson Mandela during his presidential visit.

2. Bounty Killer shoots music video with naked man.

1. Beenie Man appears on a talk show moderated by Ru-Paul and greets his host with a hug and kiss.

…. feel free to add any that were left out.

SMH

Hasani Walters, STAR Writer


( L – R ) Bounty Killer, Mr Lexx – File

Dancehall artistes Mr Lexx and Bounty Killer were the centre of attention recently following their face-off on popular social networking website Twitter.

The two posted messages directed at each other with Mr Lexx claiming that Bounty Killer and Elephant Man are “poisoning the music” and that Killer is making efforts to minimise the playing of his music by disc jockeys. Some of the tweets by Mr Lexx included:

“As long as Bounty Killer an Elephant ina music it ago currupt cah a dem a di poison ina it #yeaisaidit”

“… Dem a tell di dj don”t play mi song dem … Nuh tink dem nah tell me back …”

“How u fi a tell di disc jockey weh fi play??? at least a sum idiat dj unuh cyah govern”

“Mi a do mi ting an nah watch nuh man an dem still a try tampa wid man tings … unuh tink a unuh alone ppl like?”

“U know how much time me get juggling wid both a dem song an mi neva tell a disc jock or selector say don”t play dem … Nope not never”

As for Bounty Killer, some of his tweets read:

“Somebody tell (Lexx) fi tek him tongue go sing song bout me n Ele tell ppl nuh play him song which song him have?”

“… Lex kno yu self mi bury yu career yu waah mi bury yu tongue now that”s all left out of yu career …”

 

personal battle

When THE WEEKENDSTAR spoke to Mr Lexx about the allegations against Killer, he said that the song that Killer was trying to stop is Clean on TJ Record”s Star A Star rhythm.

Lexx said, “Mi nah fight a personal battle, mi a fight a battle for a lot of artistes who not speaking out because they are afraid to do so. There are some people who have been in the business for a long time and now they refuse to believe and realise that it is not them but the young artistes who are running the place.”

He continued, “Who is them to decide who is hot and who is not? Some a dem a old man, dem fi guh rest inna old age home! Di ting change up now suh how dem still inna kas-kas wid di young artiste dem? He came at me when I was young and naive in the business, when mi jus a buss. Well now when him old and weak I”m coming for him. Karma is a hell of a thing. Isn”t it? Dem fi know seh anuh dem alone di people like. When dem do dem evil tings people ago tell mi back,” said Lexx.

When contacted, however, Bounty Killer said he was not interested in commenting much on the issue, as he saw it as “Lexxus jus a try mek somebody see him”.

“Di bwoy guh pon Twitter a seh Killer an Ele a tell selector nuh fi play him song an mi jus blast two time line and people been retweeting it. But dat wah him (Mr Lexx) a sey is ridiculous cause a which song him have? Him nuh have no hit song ya now an he’s not ma worse enemy,” said Bounty Killer.

 

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