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STING’S BEST N WORST DRESSED!

Macka Diamond agen

Kippo n di cakesoap dem

Lady Saw

Lisa Hyper

Cecile

Ioctane

Sizzla

Etana

Ishawna

Beenie n Assin

Macka Diamond

127 Responses to STING’S BEST N WORST DRESSED!

  • simplicity says:

    ladysaw cecile nd ishawna bestdress woman

    man assassin,beenie nd ryhno frm de little mi see

  • Met says:

    lisa hype stan awful…mi not even tink macka fi get a mention

  • simplicity says:

    lisa in gr8 need of sum strong lamp oil nd lasco ..wid sum tun cormeal peanut porridge de gal need fe eat dats not slim dats fucking mawga nd wishy washy

  • $SK$ says:

    WAT DI RASS MACKA A WEAR?!?!?!?

  • Met says:

    all button it look like ina har hair kimmie

  • simplicity says:

    etana can duh betta not bcuz she a rasta woman mean she she cyaan dress betta wtf she have hair neat nd dats it.

  • bev me a look fi the money moe u come teach me the tricks says:

    nite jmg simp careful how u class enta dress a she hubby make it for her _____________________________________________

  • $SK$ says:

    Shani har head nuh right, she a noo pickney fi wear dem tings pan har head… bubble lights???

  • $SK$ says:

    bev no sah________________________________________

  • bev me a look fi the money moe u come teach me the tricks says:

    wat theheck macka a wear some body come explain that shit for me cause a only she teeth look good to me

  • Socialite says:

    im afraid mackerr is going to eat the mic in pic 1

  • bev me a look fi the money moe u come teach me the tricks says:

    soc me give credit fi she teeth that alone look pon her __________________–

  • bev me a look fi the money moe u come teach me the tricks says:

    lisa a think by now u should see u nah make it u clothes nah make it

  • $SK$ says:

    oh yes soci me fi get bout har “teet” dem_______________________

  • SWEET says:

    FINALLY DONE FLING OUT, CLEAN OUT AN BUN OUT FI DI NEW YEAR… WELL MI CONVINCED SEH A EPEDEMIC OF BAD TASTE A SWEEP DI ISLAND, FROM ENTERTAINERS TO DANCEHALL OFFICIANADOS LOOKIN POP DUNG, MASH UP, BEAT OUT AN RETARDED (i apologize to the mentally handicapped).

  • simplicity says:

    sweet__________________________________

    bev etana brave fe a mek har hussy a dress har suh it nuh rite man

  • Met says:

    UNNO AWFUL BAD ENO DWL

  • $SK$ says:

    __________________________________________________–

  • kgn13 says:

    looking pon dah list yaah.there is no best dress yah so both man and ooman.

  • Met says:

    Danielle look awful …mi nuh like whey she have on at all

  • Socialite says:

    ishawna looks the best in my opinion dressing like she a headliner dwllll

  • simplicity says:

    13 nuh mek it luk suh luk agen man lol

  • happy new year to di british dem. rest a oonu still inna 2010 dwllllllll

  • SWEET says:

    ISHAWNA MADE AN EFFORT TO IMPRESS AN SHE LOOKED APPROPRIATELY SEXY WHILE STILL MANAGING TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE. SAW A VETRAN, BUT SHE COULDA ADD LIKKLE ZING TO DI TING.. CECILE (yaawwwnnn).. MI WOULDN’T EVEN WASTE TIME PON MACKA….

  • simplicity says:

    wat eva nati happy new year tuh u nd china japan africa nd all dese things c u soon in the year

  • SWEET says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR UNITED KINGDOM…

  • kgn13 says:

    @ city the top wha saw have on ,mj use to have a red one like dat inna de days a triller dont? ioctain look like a marching band uniform.beenie look like is a black tie affair him a go a ball room.as fe de rest hopeless

  • SWEET says:

    DIS MAWNING MI A WATCH BBC BOUT 6 THIRTY AN SEE DEM SHOW NEW ZEALAND A BRING IN FI DEM NEW YEAR.. I THINK DEM AN AUSTRALIA BRING IN DI NEW YEAR FIRST.. TIME ZONES ARE A HELL OF A TING..

  • bev me a look fi the money moe u come teach me the tricks says:

    happy new year oc

  • i think the first place to get it is a small island near to new zealand. if me never feel sick me woulda go watch fireworks inna di city

  • kgn13 says:

    bev,sweet, city,met,soci,nati,sk,and the rest a jmg family…health,strength and longer livity to you all for the 11.

  • Met says:

    same to u 13 tek it easy

  • $SK$ says:

    :) thanks you too 13 * Hugs *

  • bless up 13. happy new years to met and all the metters when it come! did you ask what 2011 and feel like?? well thats a secret for the next four hours :)

  • kgn13 says:

    lol wha u say nati big up the last year ppl dem.lol

  • SWEET says:

    THANK U 13, AN MAY THE PEACE, LOVE AN PROSPERITY BE ABUNDANT INNA 2011 FI U AN YOURS.

  • simplicity says:

    same tuh u my tweetie 13

  • Socialite says:

    thanks 13 ((hugs))

  • kgn13 says:

    awwww thank u babes.

  • SWEET says:

    OC, COMING TO ENGLAND FI DI OLYMPICS 2012, GOD SPARE MI SINFUL LIFE…DWL

  • sweet make sure when you a come yuh smuggle two piece a cane inna yuh suitcase if a jamaica you a come from. if america den smuggle me some krispy kreme donuts dwllll dats my favourite memory of america, donuts………

  • kgn13 says:

    met hear wha me a go suggest you do fe we mum.no know if it possible…if u can meck we have like a members only section,cause more time we a have a nice little vibes and some eyn and unknown ppl just run in pon de ting wid pure negetive energy and cramp up de ting.so me no know if thats possible.

  • Met says:

    will try 13

  • Socialite says:

    good idea 13

  • simplicity says:

    dwrcl dat a chue still 13 one soon run inn yuh wait lmao…..nati mi nah luk pon yuh oooooooooo but weh 2011 feel like

  • kgn13 says:

    u seet we fe have we little private party,ca more time me wha talk up some thing inna yah fe meck de pink wall get dark,but …..hhhmmmm

  • well simply reporting live from 2011, i can see the same shit i saw last year, over to you lol

  • simplicity says:

    dwrcl nati yuh mek mi spit up miself dwrcllllllllllllll no sah a weakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk wooiiieee help

    13 a weh yah waan tawk bout suh mine enuh *side luk nd wink*

  • 13 yuh miss di topic when me did a ask di woman dem bout foreplay!!

  • kgn13 says:

    @ city u neva know.it might be bout the venus fly trap.how fe meck toe curl till it pop.r de reverse doggie style.dwl r how to squirt like a screen washer.

  • kgn13 says:

    a dat me realise nati.

  • bev me a look fi the money moe u come teach me the tricks says:

    kg13 thank u and happyy new year to u and u family my jmg family happey new year may God keep on blessing met and her family and each off u guys and your family

  • kgn13 says:

    wtf…hold on deh meck me call me comreds in arm….calling nati,calling bigman jmg365 can u read me? ova.

  • simplicity says:

    a wah duh yuh 13

  • kgn13 says:

    no sahhh ,when nati r mr biggs roll in u hear.dwl

  • 13 me can hear yuh loud and clear, ova!!

  • kgn13 says:

    suggest u do a sortie ova the mr perfect tread,and pree the last comment ova.

  • 13 me not even ago mention it because dem fool yuh fuck!! me read some a di reply di bredda make and me can tell yuh as a man and you must know as a man too dat he is talking bulshit. dats why me rate milan because she come on and say no man no talk so, only inna movie. dats why man always dagga dem and lef dem wid belly den yuh hear how man a dog when a dem fool fi fall fi dat romantic guy bullshit. dats why me tell di bredda say big up yuhself and if yuh can take advantage a di chance u a get lol

  • kgn13 says:

    dwrcl nati u c how we warn dem doh,smaddie all ask if me a body guard in deh last night…lov trace and soci unoo wanted.

  • KGN 13 … Happy New Year Boss … read Yu Loud & Clear

  • kgn13 says:

    same to u me bredda.u see the last comment ova mr not so perfect?

  • Me going Look

  • HE HE HE …. See It Deh … !!!!! … I Know It … It is always TOO GOOD GOOD TO BE TRUE … No Cause Him A Hot BOY !!!

    SMH … Who Knew ???

  • I Hope He respond To This..

  • Every Answer He gave .. Sounded so calculated … Don’t It OC & Kgn 13 ???

  • becareful we soon start getting accused of being badmind. the only word that is in the jamaican dictionary. yuh try show somebody dat dem ago crash inna suppon and dem say you badmind me lool den wen dem crash dem say why yuh never tell me

  • kgn13 says:

    jah know yo,smaddie ask the man bout ideal date ,him say nice thi restarant_________________nigga pleaseeeeeee.dwrcl no sah

  • SWEET says:

    @KNG13,____________________________________. SUPPOSING DI MAN HAVE EXOTIC TASTES..DWL UNNUH TOO TEWIBBLE…..DWL

  • 13 me laugh so till me weak last nite. dem say woman naw no sense after 6 0 clock and me a start to believe.

  • SWEET says:

    @OC,,, NO DO IT, BOUT ALL WOMAN FOOL AFTA SIX OCLOCK.. WOMAN KNOW WHEN DEM HAFFI PUT ON DEM WATA BUGGA FI WADE THRU DI BULL SHIT.. DAT NO MEAN WI CANNOT BE ENTERTAINING…(sigh)..

  • Dat was when I was like 17 or 18 years old.. back inna Jamaica … Bout Date .. Right yah now … Mi make date wid one woman earlier in the year and a My Office me carry her help me do some work wid some TAKE OUT… and we had a GOOD TIME !!! …

    After mi know say mi can waste $200-$300 Dollar pon a Woman Fi food and so.. Before mi do dem things deh …… Is What Mi fi Show dem Mi Can Afford The Nice Things in Life … as them look pom me and the Kids them know that .. MI NAW IMPRESS ANY WOMAN .. wid first date Bashment and so on …

    Hey another thing … … what Him Like to drink ?? … “Oh Red Wine … or Henny Straight” … when some one mention some wines … NO RESPOND

  • sweet me see people bring down hail and brimstone last nite fi smaddy dem dont even know!!! your telling me that they were wading thru bullshit and jus being entertaining???

  • dwllll me did a listen him man. but as me say big man becareful because the word badmind doon come out………….

  • kgn13 says:

    sweet smaddie ask him if him eat the ting .him say him no inna dat,then smaddie ask him what them need fe bring if dem a come ova fe dinner.mr man say only the person him want pon de menu…now u tell me isint dat a wft moment.

  • SWEET says:

    @BIGMAN, LISSEN EVERY MAN HAVE DEM CALLING CYAAD.. SOME MAN WILL WINE AN DINE U, GET TO KNOW U NOT TO IMPRESS BUT JUST ANOTHER WAY TO COMMUNICATE ON A LEVEL WHERE U BOTH FEEL COMFORTABLE.. U NAH FI GO SPEND TEN THOUSAN JUST LIKE U SEH A BOX A KFC INNA DI OFFICE WORK FOR DI BOTH A UNNUH.. WHILE MI LOVE SEAFOOD AN A NICE AMBIANCE… EVERYBODY DIFFERENT.

  • ADD OC YOU STILL BELIEVE IS AFTER 6 .. WOMAN TUN FOOL !!!! …Mi naw let out that deh one …

    When Me did young and Married … Mi did Good looking and even with me being married from a young age and being a GOOD & FAITHFUL man… Mi Get ANYTHING FROM THEM WOMAN … that time me know say ano after 6 dem a FOOL … any time dem get “HOT” … Dem Head GONE…
    And nowadays Woman get HOT fi all sorts a Things …. HOT BOY … MONEY … Pretty CAR … all Mi Pretty Hair.

  • kgn13 says:

    stroling hand in hand as you talk to me cause i want to take all your troubles away .aint dat some mills and boon shit.cho

  • he was trying to sound like a romantic, with the mention of wine and thai food but when you know bout patwa you can tell when somebody faking the accent. when di smaddy drop the wine question pon him, him go blank.

  • Fi real … BLANK. Go from Red Wine to Henny …

    I am Sure I AM NOT BAD MIND … if anything him a go bad mind ME …

  • kgn13 says:

    red wine a some white man trip him deh pon yah breddren.

  • I will Drink red wine ..with a NICE STEAK yes .. and White Wine with Fish or chicken dishes but any wine has to be Dry & Sweet … I don’t know the names but I will take recommendation from the server … I Try drinking that shit they serve in clubs and it taste like shit… NEVER will I Drink dat at a Club …

    APPLETON & COKE me say Everytime

  • kgn13 says:

    shloer a my ting will drink a whole bottle especially when it well cold.

  • kgn13 says:

    hope a no bex sweet bex and cut u no,cause we roll deeper dan dat e no.

  • A wha name so ?? SHLOER ???

  • SWEET says:

    @13, SO U AN U WOMAN NO WALK HAN IN HAN?? INTIMACY IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY AN A RARE MAN KNOW DEM TING DEH… MI (cough ahem) DID KNOW A CERTAIN JUNGLE MAN; GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN .. BUT WAS ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC PERSON I HAD THE GOOD FORTUNE TO KNOW… GIVE WOMAN THE ROYAL TREATMENT IN EVERY WAY.. SADLY MISSED….SOME MAN JUST MEK U FEEL LIKE YOUR THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WORLD U GET DEM FULL ATTENTION..

  • kgn13 says:

    @ big man type a wine wid out the alco.

  • sweet as a man we can tell when one of us is bullshitting. jus like how you will hear a girl tell a man suppon and yuh just think da gal deh lie eeh man.

  • Sweets … when a time fi dat … A TIME … mi Naw just know a woman and start all dem MUSHEY stuffs… no get me wrong yu know … I LOVE Romance … but some stuff coming from Some people .. just don’t sound like it fit … and I think that is what WE trying to SAY SWEETS..

    Right Guys ???

  • kgn13 says:

    @ sweet no have a prob wid u linking you,hands wid mine,but pon a first date some ooman feel like u a push it too fast.am more the arm round shoulder,type a dude but me naw go too hands on pon the first date.

  • SWEET says:

    I CAN CLEARLY SEE DAT CHIVALRY AN ROMANCE DIED A GRUESOME DEATH, AN CSI INVESTIGATING THE MURDER…DWL… WELL ALL MI KNOW IS U KETCH MORE FLY WID HONEY DAN VINEGAR…

  • A DEM Things deh Get To them Head …

    Then Baps DEM BREED … and Then, them no support the Pickeney Dem …

  • so sweet yuh jus know man and him a hold yuh hands and a walk, wont you be thinking this guy clingy?

  • SWEET says:

    @KNG 13, BASICALLY U HAFFI GET FI KNOW PEOPLE AN I FIND BEING A FRIEND FIRST SOMETIMES DEVELOPES INTO A LOT MORE.. BUT USUALLY A WOMAN KNOW FROM THE BEGINNING WHO IS GONNA BE IN THE FRIEND ZONE…

  • kgn13 says:

    lol sweet you know say is like u have we as some cave man .

  • Please SWEETS … Do Not Get Me Wrong … i LOVE ROMANCE and I RESPECT woman 100% … but You Women Fall for Bullshit ALL THE TIME… face It.

    Hell … Men a Fool fi Pretty Woman Too Yu Know … that is them other men that Poor Thing Just Don’t Know Better .. Yet … some will never … mi sorry fi dem …

    But I glad I have Been around GOOD Looking Woman … Successful Woman … Strong Woman .. and Know what to look for in a woman.. and the discipline to ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT and NEVER SETTLE for less

  • SWEET says:

    OC, NO NOT HOLDING HANDS ON THE FIRST DATE BUT BRUSHING OF SHOULDERS LITTLE SUBTLE THINGS ESPECIALLY IF YOU REALLY LIKE THIS PERSON, U WANT TO CONVEY THAT. WITHOUT BEING AGGRESSIVE AN LOOKIN LIKE A SLUT.. IT’S CALLED BEING FLIRTY.. JUST A LITTLE.

  • He He He … Kng 13 … CAVEMAN !!!!!

  • kgn13 says:

    me hear dat sweet das y pon a first date me naw go deh all ova you,all when me wha jump u pon de spot me still a play hard fe get.

  • Hey Then again … When it come to some woman … It is just … PLAY up to everything … cause This might be the Only Time yu will be OUT with her and it is ALL ABOUT GETTING COMFORTABLE … cause we Gonna FUCK TONIGHT … that a just so it go … same thing as PAY FI A FUCK … just that the economy benefit not just the WOMAN…. (Flowers, Restaurant, Wine, Condom and Taxi fi tek her back so me can go sleep)

  • last nite me hear people a beg fi be babymada lol remember them dont know dis man from adam, but if you ask dem they will say they were joking. i could see who were jokin and who was cerious. your writing is just as powerful as your mouth. dats why me say jmg have nuff undercover groupies. if dem ago gwaan so over him, imagine if real star like shaggy and dem man deh come bout. dem drop dem draws same time but yet still dem diss di gal dem dat run dung deejay and hypeman. it puzzles me

  • SWEET says:

    I RESPECT THAT BIG MAN, EXPERIENCE IS THE TEACHER.. 13T MI GLAD SEH MI NO HAFFI DEAL WID DEM YOUNG BWOY YAH COS DEM RUFF… NO LIKKLE CLASS NO NUTTEN.. ANYWAY GENTS, MI AGO RING IN THE NEW YEAR AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AN MI WAAN REACH BEFORE DEM DUN DI MANISH WATA AN CURRY GOAT.., U KNOW HOW PEOPLE LOVE FREE FOOD…DWL… LET’S DRINK TO THE HARD WORKING PEOPLE. RAISE YOUR GLASS FOR THE COMMON FOOT SOLDIERS… BLESSINGS KNG13, OC, BIGMAN SEE UNNUH NEXT YR….

  • Look How much Time Mi haff do that .. when me no get any from a regular fi all 2 weeks … just call up a old Gal or a new GROUPIE and …”Bust A Nut”

  • kgn13 says:

    big man you know say me no like ooman who give it up pon the first date.me no too inna de one night stand,cause me just feel like if she give it up so easy wid me then ,she must have wid the man before me.the last one we link inna club drop har home,walk har to har door,go inside wid har fe meck sure she good.want me fe stay ,tell har me good still,next ting me know she out a clothes long time.still walk out cause me no frighten fe pums dem way deh.

  • CHEERS SWEETS … I have to Go to CHURCH wid dem Kids …

    Yes Yes … Church … I tell you … It has its Place in Society … and the Pastor and I are Good friends From before He Became “SAVED” … Plus is him a do the “BLESSING” at the office for the workers New Years … Everyone has to be Comfortable … and I respect That..

  • kgn13 says:

    walk good sweet.

  • Kgn 13 … Sometime It is Just what it is … some SEX … Just Make sure it Safe and have her consent.

  • Hey … Anyway… I gone Till NEXT YEAR

  • kgn13 says:

    aright breddren have a blessed one.

  • bless up family, me gone bed

  • kgn13 says:

    bless nati

  • Anont says:

    happy new yearrrrrr
    i like macka, assassin, cecile look
    etana look wash out, lady saw me never like dat jacket, ishawna no no!!! gyptian loose dat yellow pants please bwoy you have no swagggg never did never will!!

    gonna read unno comments now!!

  • But OC how an why yuh a ask people fe smuggle donut from America? Yuh a gwarn like dem nuh have krispy kreme stand and shops ALL BOUT THE PLACE A ENGLAND! Yuh must nuh really get out often, yuh nuh know England too well yet or it just too expensive (£1.20 – £1.55 for one £7.99 for a dozen) fe yuh buy them here so?

  • @eyn thanks for the info**blank stare** they also sell sugar cane here as well,still not the same when it come from yard fi yuh. krispy kremes in england is not the same as krispy kremes from america. same way kfc here is not the same as kfc there……… im sure i cant afford £1.20 especially seeing that i live in a homeless shelter and the only thing i have in my name is a pair of underpants and a computer. i hereby ask for your donations, just £3 a day can feed me, i accept cash and cheque. thank you

  • simplicity says:

    _____________________________________ nd here goes the new year :D

  • Anont says:

    oc i agree with u kfc here is different frm kfc in ja, when me use fee nyam meat, as ne king bucket me use to travel back wid, no shame!

  • Anont says:

    simpy yuuu seeit!! dwllllll

    happy new yearrrrrrrrr

  • all of the fast food in britain taste different, i dont know why. i mean the line about not being able to afford a donut was jus as cold as the winter………

  • simplicity says:

    nati yah kill mi off enuh chuh mi deh yah a try mek mi list a ppl fe bless up..dwllllllllll

  • simplicity says:

    morning anont a real ting all patty mi sen fah a yaad deh tings dem weh deh yah a joke ting.

  • Anont says:

    mornin simpy and natti, natti the food ah england taste ah wayyyy, but me like de greasy fish and chips baddddd

  • morning ladies. and why the mcdonalds in england so small, the burgers tiny. me get a big man in ny and me did haffi roll it up and carry home di rest lol dats why americans so fat

  • simplicity says:

    not all fat nati nd de ones weh fat a chue greed feh sum nd stress fe others.

  • but all couldnt fat simply lol but fat people there seem to much bigger dan the fat people im use to seeing. i think they call it morbidly obese. but at di same time a di yankee dem say beach body so it kinda even out

  • simplicity says:

    a dis whole heap a trans fat nd steroid weh dem a put inna the damn fruit nd meat all de chicken mi fraid a more time cuz a mus johncrow aka volture dem kill mek it affi big suh more time mi not even body wid it cuz dat wi mash up pressa cooka yow!!!!…a dem a kill off de ppl em every corna is a fast food weh-dah mickey d,crown chicken,burga kinga,popeyes etc

  • BEST DRESSED FEMALE: MUMMA SAW AND ISHAWNA

    BEST DRESSED MALE: AGENT SASCO AKA ASSASSIN AND BEENIE MAN

  • See Saw says:

    Mi like how Saw pose inna di pic….mek mi a wonda wah unda dah skirt deh

  • sombaddy please tell mi what macka diamond wearing…..

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