Ebby bady & dem puppy know seh Smeagle ah breed up, again. We know seh Smeagle ah try tun her hand mek fashion & deh pon the clothes selling business now. Cant beat ah girl for trying. But loeth & beholdeth…. Hell guh pop wah day over by di Portmore ranch weh she live. King Crawny guh over deh & start mash up dresser, hawl & pull the divan, sawka sawka di stainless steel fridge & wah him nuh mash up Courts Jamaica Limited nuh mek. ALL because dem have it seh Smeagle ah creep pon di side. YUP!! Smeagle ah do di creeepy crawly pon KIng Crawny & mout start talk & all dat. Mout did all start seh dat di belly, which would be (# 3 gift from Smeagle to he) aint belongs to he, but to another man who mussi live ah back pawt ah Christian Pen. Met, mi hear seh it never nice at all at all. When di man dun rant & rave & use hammer & batta batta, him just start heave ho & shub ebby ting outta door. Sun hot. Rain Fall. Down to di clothes basket wid di chee-string dem attached. It Nebba Pretty at all. Wat did mek matters worst was when mout did ah seh dat Smeagle & di man did deh ah dance ah Gregory Park wah nite & di man did ah rub her hum hum wid him paw & dem did ah share one small cup ah mannish water together. King Crawny hab feelings beneath the bleach out skin, the braces & the dutty living. Amen.
*Story contributer Belly Bang*

THIS IS NIKKI WHEY SEH LUCKY WANT HAR UP BADLY

LUCKY DI PPL DEM SEH U GET TIKKIE , STAR N PLUS FI U BEDROOM WORKS… DIS LADY SEH U HAVE NUFF OOMAN BUT SHE NUH MINE…. CAUSE DI BUDDY HAVE HAR A WAY N IT GUD LIKE DOT! SHE SEH U ROD OF HALLELUYAH N AMEN BIG N THICK JUS LIKE U_______________ ALL HAR LIFE A DI BES SAWTA MAN SHE EVA TEK+++

Here is where it gets interesting:-
When Lucky is under his spirits :-
all pon the grung him deh pan him hand dem like him a duh push up while she pon the bed under him- with him lower body pon the bed ova har(karma sutra)??>>

The Tongue:- He should be named tongue-eenie… ppl dem seh LUCKY BRITISH tongue guh whey nuff man tongue waa guh but very few eva reach deh…. LUCKY OWN REACHH!!

*IS BETTA FI TEK DI LIKKLE WORKINGS FROM LUCKY N KEEP IT MOVING …KAW MUMMA SHIT AKA SANDY BRITSH A WALK N STORE UP SHIT FI SHIT PPL….( nasty bitch)… BUT NUH MOUNT A SHIT NAH STOP DI COCKEY FROM STRAYANYWAYYY*

NOW SINCE WEEK DEM REPOTE SEH SEAN KINGSTON DROP BARBEE AFFA HIM VIDEO TING N USE NIKKI MINAJ N REPLACE HAR… KAY DEN ..BAM BAM… BARBEE SHE SEH NO HARD FEELINGZ_________________ U TUN MEGA STAR NOW BARBEE? PPL NOW BARBEE INA VIDEO WID TRINA………. MI DUS WAA KNOW IS WHICH BILLBOARD SONG BARBEE EVA HAVE…. BARBEE U HAVE CONTACTS MAN? U MADDA MONEY A REACH PLACES N ALL DESE TINGS…. WHEY MADONNA DEH BOO??…. A FIGET… TRINA KNOCK PAT COVA TUH… SURROUN SOUN … MINAJ A SUH, TRINA GUH SUH SUMTING, MADONNA A SUH SUH…. BARBEE A HOW U HAVE SUH MUCH A DEM INA UR PATH…BOUT U NUH FEEL NO WAY SINCE MINAJ REPLACE U…. IS A HYPE U A LOOK

*PPL GET IT RIGHT GET IT RIGHT…. TEK UP SOME A DI KNOWLEDGE WHILE U GET SOME SUSS*