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FEDDARELLA GOODAS TUDDY FLIPPIN UNIVERSE

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MET, DA GYAL YAH NUH HAVE NO CLOSE AT ALL. SHE JUST AH RUN DI LIKKLE BUSTIER DEM RED. FIRST PARTY WID DI FEATHER DEM WEH DID AH DROP OFF ALL OVER DI PEOPLE DEM DANCE. IT COMING LIKE WHEN ALL A DEM FINALLY DROP OFF SHE ITCH ON A DIFFERENT MATERIAL AND WEAR IT GO A ONE NEXT DANCE DI OTHER DAY.

DEN SHE HAVE DI NERVE FI WEAR DI WHITE VERSION AH IT TO GREEN AND WHITE . SO WHA NEXT IF DEM PLAN FI KEEP PURPLE AND WHITE AH DIS WE AGO SEE AGAIN.
SHE HAVE DEM SUMMIN YAH IN ASSORTED COLORS TO RASSSS

*TEEHEEHEE*

PRE THIS- Ten things-

MS TING COUSIN TING- PRISSY

MET DIS GYAL MISS THING NEED FI GUH SIDDUNG N STOP TALK BOUT SHE AH DJ. SHE CAWNY N CRAWNY LIKE..ANYWAYS SHE HAVE ONE COUSIN DEH WEH GWAN LIKE SHE SO INNOCENT AND CUTE. SHE NAME PRISCILLA. YES,DI ONE WEH GONE BACK TO CRAIG FROM VOICEMAIL. THAT LIKKLE GIRL AH GWAN LIKE AH CRAIG ONE DID WHORING.
PISSY USED TO GUH FARMINGDALE UNIVERSITY IN NY AND MEET ONE BWOY DEH. SHE N HIM GET TOGETHER AND HAVE BIG BIG RELATIONSHIP WHILE SHE DEH WID CRAIG AND HIM NEVER EVEN KNOW BOUT CRAIG OR HAR PAST. SHE USED TO LIVE WID HAR AUNTY AND DI AUNTY MUSSI KICK HAR OUTTA DI HOUSE. SHE NEVA HAVE NOWHERE FI GUH SUH SHE GUH COTCH AH DI BWOY YARD WID HIM MADDA BREDDA SISTER SISTER HUSBAND AND NEPHEWS. WHEN SHE GONE AH JA SHE GONE RUB UP WID CRAIG. SHE DEH DEH AH DO HAR TING N AH TRY GET ALL AH DI BWOY AH NY FEMALE FRIEND DEM OUTTA HIM LIFE. U SEE HOW SHE WICKED? MI NUH KNOW WAH GUH DUNG BUT IN DI END SHE HAFFI COME OUTTA DI HOUSE AND GUH GET HAR OWNA ROOM FI LIVE IN. U FI SEE HOW CLOSE SHE GET TO DI BWOY FAMILY LIKE AH HIM SHE PLAN FI SPEN HAR LIFE WID. CALL DI MUMMA MOMMY AND ALL DESE THINGS. HIM MADDA ALL GO AH HAR GRADUATION ALOND WID DI WHOLE FAMILY. SHE USED TO GWAN LIKE SHE RICH AND HAVE A BAG AH CLOTHES BUT USED TO MIX N MATCH GRAB N GO. I GUESS WUTLISS RUN INNA DEM FAMILY. FEW TIME MS THING GUH SPEN TIME INNA DI ROOM SHE HAVE DEH. SMH ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT WENT ON IN THERE.

LETS DONT WAIT TILL THA WATER RUNS JRIE

Claire’s Corner

PEOPLE AS UNNO KNOW JMG NUH NORMAL, WE ENTERTAIN,INFORM, DRAW UP AND EDUCATE!.. I want to introudce another writer/side  to our set up ”Claire’s Corner”..  CLAIRE IS A REASONER AND WILL OPEN ALL WHO FAH EYE NEED OPENING…. HERE IS THE FIRST SCOPE OF WHAT CLAIRE HAS TO OFFER OUR MINDS:-

Claire’s  Corner  Chapter 1

FRIENDLY FOE!!!
Definition:-
Friendly: showing or expressing liking goodwill or trust
Foe: an Enemy

Place less on Friends and recruit those Enemies…dwl..WHY!?????….
Friends are wonderful to have but how do u know who is a friend??? Is it determined by who has your back covered like a 4inch ply lol , or the person who laughs the hardest at your jokes??
You don’t ever truly know your friends because they more often than not , agree with all your words and actions , they love almost everything about you … MOST TIMES THEY REALLY DON’T…they do and say things to avoid an argument to full fill the role of a friend by making you feel good about yourself
All when dem kno yu head dry , teet dutty, an yu have a peas fi a brain lol, dem bend ova back way fi convince yu otherwise or dem soften di blow when dem a tell yu lolol
Under that loving surface lurks the suppressed dark RAW truth that can be so offensive and because this true feeling is tied down and held in the potential to cause a massive explosion … like di one dem pan di gaza…. is almost inevitable .Yup!
Yu eva hear two “friend a trace yet??? Ma.. *need I say more* lol
The thing about it is ppl like to feel they’ve earned everything they have or have been given , including friendships
Ppl feel oppressed when dem needy lol di more dem feed off a u or ur energy is like adding insult to injury and when they give of themselves they expect to be rewarded either cash or kind even a thanks lolol so overtime (if not monitored) you will start to see glimpses of resentment, envy etc. building up to the nuclear holocaust to come lol
What if I were to tell you now that “I BELIEVE” an enemy can make an excellent friend *scratch ma chin*
Yea mi know yu ago sey “BUN A FRENEMY” or sum”n like dat right? Lol well mek mi bruck it dung fi yu mi love lol
Friends are beneficiaries Yup! If yu fren couldn’t barro yu money yu clothes and in some freakish cases yu man lol that wouldn’t be yu friend. If he/she neva need yu fi pick dem up (most times literally) pan a bad day , dem would be more known as “acquaintances” nuh true!?!
Friends are NEEDERS .. Need moral support , financial support ,aka “palgimoney” lolol nuh care how insignificant it seens . Friends need each other for some reason
Now your ENEMY hates ur gutts want only to kill YOU yu dog and di one white fowl weh yu granny dead leff gi yu lol
But there is a trix in di trade if u can tap into that obsession (love and hate are obsession with a thin line down the midle)* an nuh ask me how yu ago do it if yu can mek an enemy yu dam sure can make a friend*
Let them know you know all the plots and conspiracies against you and fill them with ‘graciousness’ beyond their wildest expectation. When you do this even under their distrust and disbelief of how your only defense is LOVE.. They can’t help but want it to be real and with that curious and unsure seed planted, they”ll end up trying to impress you and wanting to prove to you how loyal and great of a friend they could have been in the first place if you had chosen them for that position earlier *honey u never had it this good* lol
You see your enemy wants nor expects nothing from you …apart from di obvious poison pill and di 2b4 dwl… , infact they want to prove to you that you need them Yup! All your enemies want from you is a lil R.E.S.P.E.C.T *wink*
Dat nuh sell a shop nor put ina pot lol
It nuh come cheap suh when yu get dat power recognize it cause dem a line up fi it and will pay the high price dat you set. A PERSON THAT HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS FOR YOU
Suh nuh dash weh yu fren dem but it will benefit yu if yu turn dem ina ememy an recycle dem as friends lolol
Wid yu ememies yu have a level play field suh fling weh di tracin an di fussin and put yu enemies to work for you
PICK UR TIMING, SPARE AN ENEMY AND MAKE HIM YOUR ALLY ….u’ll make friend and loose an enemy!!

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MORNING PPL

SO SORRY I FIGET SEH DIS BILL WAS DUE… TOO MANY EMAILS N DOW MEMBA WHICH ONE FI CHECK… ANYHOW..MI MEK SURE PAY DI WEBHOST BILL FI DI RES A DI YEAR BECAUSE MI BOUND FI FIGET AGEN!

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